I don't own any of the characters, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Lara: "Ah, Roy, good to see you. Follow me to the fighting arena."

Roy: "Yeah, let's show that bee-itch who's boss!"

Lara: "That's the spirit!"

Link: "Good luck, man."

Lara led them to the arena and told Roy to step on stage. Link was allowed to see it all backstage.

Announcer: "There, people, is our newcomer, Roy! He made extraordanary initiation tests. His rank is 19th. He wields the Sword of Seals, and has a great special move."

Crowd: (cheers)

Through the door at the other side, a fighter with red hair, blue robes and a sword entered.

Announcer: "And there's Crono! Ranking 18th, he also wields a sword. It'll be nice to have a good swordfight once in a while. Crono's been in the arena for two and a half years by now."

Crowd: (Cheers)

The two fighters walked towards each other.

Crono: "So your the rookie. You certainly look like a worthy opponent."

Roy: "Likewise. I'll have great challenge battering you."

Crono: "Your mistaken. YOU are the one thats gonna be battered."

Roy: "Less chat, more splat."

Crono: "Good luck. You'll definitely need it."

Announcer: "AND LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!!"

Crowd: (cheers)

The two fighters dashed towards each other. Slashes from steel to steel were heard. After a while, Crono drove Roy into defence. Then, unexpectedly, Roy used a counter, throwing Crono away. He felt a energy rising in his left hand. He tried gathering the energy, and shot a ki- sphere towards Crono, who just dodged it.

Crono: "Nice work, fighter."

Roy: "Weird. I could never do that before. Maybe it's some of the Blammers power left inside me. I've got to learn to control it."

Roy concentrated for a while, and sent a barrage of little spheres towards Crono, who dodged alot of them, but got a couple of blows too. Getting angry, Crono also gathered some energy and shot it towards Roy in the form of a big orb. Roy pushed it back with his sword, but couldn't hold on much longer. So, he used mental powers to make the Sword of Seals absorb the power. Now his sword had alot more power to it. Knowing Crono's force wouldn't work very long in his blade, he dashed towards crono, and swords clashed together once again. After not so long,...

DZINGGGG

Crono's sword was broken. It was now only the handle and a bit of steel left.

Crono: "Don't get too excited. I have other tricks up my sleeve as well. Lets make this a "Sudden Death".

Roy: "You mean we each use our special moves?"

Crono: "Yes. So i advise you to begin charging."

Both fighters powered up. Crono cupped his hands and started glowing yellow. Roy started glowing red. After a while...

Crono: "Trigger Bomb!"

Roy: "Fire Emblem Pride!"

A huge red ball of flames erupted from Roy's sword as a gigantic beam shot out of Crono's hands. The two beams came in contact. One would have to push the other back. Sweatdrops rolled from both fighters foreheads as they willpowered the beams further into eachother. Suddenly, Crono's blast pushed Roy's fireball back at him, and just as it was about to hit him,...

Roy: "NO! I WILL...SURVIVE!!"

His blast gained a sudden boost, pushing Crono's beam back at him. A huge explosion occurred. Roy was also damaged by the explosion. They were both standing there, breathing heavily.

Roy: "Holy shit he survived!"

Then, after a little while,...

Crono: "Ugh..."

Crono fell to the ground, beaten.

Roy: "Finally..."

Also he fell to the ground.

Announcer: "And the winner is Roy!"

Crowd: (cheers)

A big blue light surrounded the arena for a while, and then, Roy and Crono stood up.

Roy: "Nice fight."

Crono: "You were certainly a worthy opponent. Nice move."

Roy: "Thanks."

Announcer: "Roy's ranked 18th now, and tomorrow he'll fight against number 17, Knuckles the Echidna! Better get some rest for tomorrow!"

Roy exited the arena and went towards Link and Lara.

Both: "Well done, Roy!"

Lara: "I'm really starting to like you, Roy. Want to show me your sword in the bedroom?"

Roy: "Yeah, of course! Let's get going!"

Link: "Ahh shit."

Roy and Lara went to the bedroom. They did EVERYTHING. spanking, 69ing, blowing, licking, and much, much more. Everybody downstairs heard it.

DK: "Whoa Roy's certainly not letting her get away!"

Link: "What does he have that i don't have."

Zelda: "The ability to get a hard one."

Everybody exept Link: (laughing really hard)

Link: "Shit."

Stay tuned for the next chapter, where Roy fights Knuckles!