Disclaimer: I do not own or am in any way affiliated with the original characters from the HP series. They
completely and exclusively belong to the original author Ms.J.K. Rowling.
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Intro: This story may SEEM like it's going no where... but it IS. I think.
~*New Characters*~
*Tanya- myself
*Matilda- my best friend
*Jonathan- the hottest guy on earth
*Colin Farrell- yeah, the movie star
*Jessica- my funny friend
*Ivey- this really ugly guy
*Abby- Ivey's homosexual boyfriend
*there might be more characters walking in and out of the story
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~*Chapter 1~*
Harry awoke with a start. His face was pale and he needed to go there.. He knew where he had to be, it was his destiny.
"What is it Harry?", Ron exclaime, "What's wrong? Where are you going?"
"I must go Ron, the time has come", said Harry fearfully.
Ron covered his face in his hands. "But Harry! There are so many people here, how do you think they will deal with it once
they find out what you've done? I mean, it is quite a horrible thing! And last time Neville almost passed out!"
"Nevertheless, I must go"
"Fine then Harry, If it is so important to you", Ron said, while obviously so close to tears, "Just dont forget to flush".
"I know, I know", said Harry,"but I really have to go now, my diariah is realy kicking in. oooo, I cant hold it any longer,
Neville is just going to have to suffer the consequences, it's not my fault there's no Pepto Bismol in this entire danm
castle!"
"Yeah, he's going to have to suffer the consequences all right,.. and the HORRIBLE HORRIBLE smell!".
So Harry did his .. thing. And then Ron and Harry hurried down to the breakfast table to get some breakfast before
going into Hogsmead with the rest of the school. When they reached the Gryffindor table they saw all the usual people sitting
there, including a few of the Syltherine kids.
"Wazzzzup ya'll", Harry and Ron yelled in unison as they made their way over to the Slytherines at they're table.
"Nothin much brederienz", said Tanya, a sixth year Slytherin girl,"we're just so hyped up about the rave down at Hogsmead
tonigh. You guys are going right?"
"For sure!" said Harry, winking at Ron, "Guess who's gonna get LAID tonight?", he said winking at Jessica(a Ravenclaw
sixth year) this time.
"In your dreams bro", said Jessica with a mischevous smile on her face.
"HURRY STUDENTS! IF YOU WANT TO GO INTO HOGSMEAD EARLY, YOU HAD BETTER FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST", said Professor McGonagal,
"OH, BY THE WAY, ALL SIXTH AND SEVENT YEARS WILL NEED TO TAKE THEIR ID'S WITH THEM IN ORDER TO GET INTO THE CLUB WHERE
THE RAVE IS BEING HELD, NO EXCEPTIONS!"
Harry and Ron immediately sat down to breakfast so that they would be done fast enough to be able to dress their best
for the long awaited dance/rave at their favourite club in Hogsmead. Ron still couldn't believe they were finally old enough
to be allowed in. "SWEET SIXTEEN HERE WE COME", said Ron, looking very excited.
Harry just smiled and nodded because his mouth was too full of scrambled eggs. Harry once again smiled as he looked around
his table at all the different houses at all the different tables. It was the first time in Hogwart's history that all the
houses had become friends instead of foes and were now part of one huge community where they were all tight as ever. But,
of course, this still wasn't paradise, Harry still had his foes. Draco for one, especially since Draco was currently going
out with a girl who had turned Harry down.
Harry's last summer with the Dursleys was by far the best summer he had ever had with them. They had been extremely
nice to Harry because they were well aware that the one person he cared about more than any one in the world had just died,
Sirus Black. Oh how Harry missed Sirus. On the other hand, Harry was old enough to move out now, which meant he would no
longer have to live with the Dursleys at all. He, Tanya, Matilda, Jessica and Ron and decided to rent a small house in
Toronto next summer. The girls, who were originally from Toronto, could show them around while they had the time of they're
lives.
Then, with a sudden jolt back to reality, Harry looked up and saw all the sixth and seventh years making they're
way excitedly towards their dorms. "Hermione!", yelled Harry finally spotting her making out with some new guy, as usual.
"You're coming to the dance aren't you?"
"Hell yeah!" said Hermione, "I'll see you there!"
Once again, Harry was brought back in though about how far apart him, Ron and Hermoine had drifted since their last year at
Hogwarts.
"HEY YOU STUPID MORON!", screamed Jessica in Harry's face, "IF YOU DON'T STOP DAY DREAMING LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO FIND YOU A NICE PHSYCOLOGIST!"
"WHATEVER HOE", harry said jokingly.
"I'm sorry, are you takling about your mother?", said Jessica sacarstically.
"YOU ARE SUCH A GIT!", said Harry, "WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DANM GIT?"
Just then, Tanya, and Matlida who were walking by, stopped to listen.
"A git?", said Tanya disbelievingly, "A git? What the hell kind of insult is that? man, Harry, you're worse of than stupid
Malfoy. He goes around calling people mud bloods like it's supposed to ACTUALLY hurt our feelings. What a nerd. mud blood?
roight.. try shit blood."
Harry went red in the face, "Dont compare me to that stupid fucking bastard okay? Ima go and jump his face with all my people
if i hear him saying any shit about me or my friends."
"That's better" said Matilda, "GIT? gosh, what are we.. in the seventies?"
Then laughing, all three of them made their way towards the Gryffindor common room.
"Why are you guys coming here?", said Harry, "Tanya and Matilda, you're in in Slytherine, and Jess, you're in
Ravenclaw".
"Yeah, sorry, we were so in love with you we decided to follow you around the place", said Tanya sarcastically.
"yeah you GIT", said Matilda still laughing.
"oh can u shut up about that alerady?" said Harry looking very exasparated.
"Hermoine's doing my hair so im going to her dorm", said Jessica getting back on topic.
"Yeah, she's doing mine too", said Matilda.
"Oh, I'm just changing in Pavati's room because one of my stupid roomates is this lesbian bitch who keeps staring at my
boobs", said Tanya, quite frankly.
"I stare at everyone's boobs" said ROn, coming out of no where, "and you girls still dont mind being naked in front of me."
"Roight.....", said Matilda, as she made her way up the girls dorm in the Gryffindor common room.
Two hours, and several outfit suggestions later, Matilda, Hermione, Tanya and Jessica emerged out of the dorm into
the common room where the met the guys, including Harry, Ron, Malfoy and his girl(who was only here because Ron was his girlfriend's best
friend, and he was tight with the girls.), Dean Thomas, Colin Farrell, and Dean's best friends Ivey and Abby(who are boht
seventh year Huffelpuff, gay, BOYS).
"Are you ready to PARTEEEEEEEE", said Dean, while doing the universal BLOW JOB sign at Matilda.
"Yeah, sure", said Matilda, "Just not with you."
"Hey!"
"I'm just kidding you stupid dork"
"Ohh, so you do wanna.. you know"
"uhh.. NO"
"CAN WE LEAVE YOU STUPID FUCKERS?", said Jessica, looking frustrated.
"Lets go", said Ron.
And all 12 of them left the caslte together, along with the rest of they're sixth and seventh year crew. They still
about 2 hours before the dance officially started, so they all decided to check out a new movie. So, after two hours, three
pop corn bags and one HELL of a time watching "American Wedding", they finally made their way towards the famous "XTC club"
in Hogsmead.
completely and exclusively belong to the original author Ms.J.K. Rowling.
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Intro: This story may SEEM like it's going no where... but it IS. I think.
~*New Characters*~
*Tanya- myself
*Matilda- my best friend
*Jonathan- the hottest guy on earth
*Colin Farrell- yeah, the movie star
*Jessica- my funny friend
*Ivey- this really ugly guy
*Abby- Ivey's homosexual boyfriend
*there might be more characters walking in and out of the story
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~*Chapter 1~*
Harry awoke with a start. His face was pale and he needed to go there.. He knew where he had to be, it was his destiny.
"What is it Harry?", Ron exclaime, "What's wrong? Where are you going?"
"I must go Ron, the time has come", said Harry fearfully.
Ron covered his face in his hands. "But Harry! There are so many people here, how do you think they will deal with it once
they find out what you've done? I mean, it is quite a horrible thing! And last time Neville almost passed out!"
"Nevertheless, I must go"
"Fine then Harry, If it is so important to you", Ron said, while obviously so close to tears, "Just dont forget to flush".
"I know, I know", said Harry,"but I really have to go now, my diariah is realy kicking in. oooo, I cant hold it any longer,
Neville is just going to have to suffer the consequences, it's not my fault there's no Pepto Bismol in this entire danm
castle!"
"Yeah, he's going to have to suffer the consequences all right,.. and the HORRIBLE HORRIBLE smell!".
So Harry did his .. thing. And then Ron and Harry hurried down to the breakfast table to get some breakfast before
going into Hogsmead with the rest of the school. When they reached the Gryffindor table they saw all the usual people sitting
there, including a few of the Syltherine kids.
"Wazzzzup ya'll", Harry and Ron yelled in unison as they made their way over to the Slytherines at they're table.
"Nothin much brederienz", said Tanya, a sixth year Slytherin girl,"we're just so hyped up about the rave down at Hogsmead
tonigh. You guys are going right?"
"For sure!" said Harry, winking at Ron, "Guess who's gonna get LAID tonight?", he said winking at Jessica(a Ravenclaw
sixth year) this time.
"In your dreams bro", said Jessica with a mischevous smile on her face.
"HURRY STUDENTS! IF YOU WANT TO GO INTO HOGSMEAD EARLY, YOU HAD BETTER FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST", said Professor McGonagal,
"OH, BY THE WAY, ALL SIXTH AND SEVENT YEARS WILL NEED TO TAKE THEIR ID'S WITH THEM IN ORDER TO GET INTO THE CLUB WHERE
THE RAVE IS BEING HELD, NO EXCEPTIONS!"
Harry and Ron immediately sat down to breakfast so that they would be done fast enough to be able to dress their best
for the long awaited dance/rave at their favourite club in Hogsmead. Ron still couldn't believe they were finally old enough
to be allowed in. "SWEET SIXTEEN HERE WE COME", said Ron, looking very excited.
Harry just smiled and nodded because his mouth was too full of scrambled eggs. Harry once again smiled as he looked around
his table at all the different houses at all the different tables. It was the first time in Hogwart's history that all the
houses had become friends instead of foes and were now part of one huge community where they were all tight as ever. But,
of course, this still wasn't paradise, Harry still had his foes. Draco for one, especially since Draco was currently going
out with a girl who had turned Harry down.
Harry's last summer with the Dursleys was by far the best summer he had ever had with them. They had been extremely
nice to Harry because they were well aware that the one person he cared about more than any one in the world had just died,
Sirus Black. Oh how Harry missed Sirus. On the other hand, Harry was old enough to move out now, which meant he would no
longer have to live with the Dursleys at all. He, Tanya, Matilda, Jessica and Ron and decided to rent a small house in
Toronto next summer. The girls, who were originally from Toronto, could show them around while they had the time of they're
lives.
Then, with a sudden jolt back to reality, Harry looked up and saw all the sixth and seventh years making they're
way excitedly towards their dorms. "Hermione!", yelled Harry finally spotting her making out with some new guy, as usual.
"You're coming to the dance aren't you?"
"Hell yeah!" said Hermione, "I'll see you there!"
Once again, Harry was brought back in though about how far apart him, Ron and Hermoine had drifted since their last year at
Hogwarts.
"HEY YOU STUPID MORON!", screamed Jessica in Harry's face, "IF YOU DON'T STOP DAY DREAMING LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO FIND YOU A NICE PHSYCOLOGIST!"
"WHATEVER HOE", harry said jokingly.
"I'm sorry, are you takling about your mother?", said Jessica sacarstically.
"YOU ARE SUCH A GIT!", said Harry, "WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DANM GIT?"
Just then, Tanya, and Matlida who were walking by, stopped to listen.
"A git?", said Tanya disbelievingly, "A git? What the hell kind of insult is that? man, Harry, you're worse of than stupid
Malfoy. He goes around calling people mud bloods like it's supposed to ACTUALLY hurt our feelings. What a nerd. mud blood?
roight.. try shit blood."
Harry went red in the face, "Dont compare me to that stupid fucking bastard okay? Ima go and jump his face with all my people
if i hear him saying any shit about me or my friends."
"That's better" said Matilda, "GIT? gosh, what are we.. in the seventies?"
Then laughing, all three of them made their way towards the Gryffindor common room.
"Why are you guys coming here?", said Harry, "Tanya and Matilda, you're in in Slytherine, and Jess, you're in
Ravenclaw".
"Yeah, sorry, we were so in love with you we decided to follow you around the place", said Tanya sarcastically.
"yeah you GIT", said Matilda still laughing.
"oh can u shut up about that alerady?" said Harry looking very exasparated.
"Hermoine's doing my hair so im going to her dorm", said Jessica getting back on topic.
"Yeah, she's doing mine too", said Matilda.
"Oh, I'm just changing in Pavati's room because one of my stupid roomates is this lesbian bitch who keeps staring at my
boobs", said Tanya, quite frankly.
"I stare at everyone's boobs" said ROn, coming out of no where, "and you girls still dont mind being naked in front of me."
"Roight.....", said Matilda, as she made her way up the girls dorm in the Gryffindor common room.
Two hours, and several outfit suggestions later, Matilda, Hermione, Tanya and Jessica emerged out of the dorm into
the common room where the met the guys, including Harry, Ron, Malfoy and his girl(who was only here because Ron was his girlfriend's best
friend, and he was tight with the girls.), Dean Thomas, Colin Farrell, and Dean's best friends Ivey and Abby(who are boht
seventh year Huffelpuff, gay, BOYS).
"Are you ready to PARTEEEEEEEE", said Dean, while doing the universal BLOW JOB sign at Matilda.
"Yeah, sure", said Matilda, "Just not with you."
"Hey!"
"I'm just kidding you stupid dork"
"Ohh, so you do wanna.. you know"
"uhh.. NO"
"CAN WE LEAVE YOU STUPID FUCKERS?", said Jessica, looking frustrated.
"Lets go", said Ron.
And all 12 of them left the caslte together, along with the rest of they're sixth and seventh year crew. They still
about 2 hours before the dance officially started, so they all decided to check out a new movie. So, after two hours, three
pop corn bags and one HELL of a time watching "American Wedding", they finally made their way towards the famous "XTC club"
in Hogsmead.