Author: Supreme Overlord Erin-chan
Rating: G. Anything else is in your dirty little minds.
Disclaimer: Matsushita-sensei is too smart to do things like this to her own characters...which means they're not mine. Sigh.
Notes: Oh all right ^n.n^ You've all been very patient with me, letting me do the pairings I want to, so here some MurxTsu for you. Even though Muraki is acting like he's on a sugar high…^O.o^ Okay, own up. Who gave the psychotic doctor the fairy floss?
Pairings: Muraki x Tsuzuki
Warnings for: Red herrings, Muraki being naughty and rather OOC.
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Tsuzuki was just walking around in Chijou, minding is own business. Unfortunately, Muraki had this radar that told him whenever there was a minding-his-own-business Tsuzuki walking around in the area.
"Tsuzuki-san! You obviously came here just to see me," Muraki beamed, appearing out of nowhere and very nearly glomping the shinigami. Tsuzuki freaked out.
"Muraki! What the heck!?"
"Just what is that delicious smell? It must be my Tsuzuki-san…" Muraki purred and licked Tsuzuki's neck.
"A~ck! Stop that! Get off me!"
"Fufufu…you're so shy and cute!" Muraki pressed his body up against the shinigami, his hands wandering to places they shouldn't have been.
"He…HEY! What are you doing? Stop touching that!" Tsuzuki wriggled around like a worm on a hook, trying to escape the doctor's embrace.
"Stop? Why would I want to stop, my dear Tsuzuki-san?"
"Because! It's rude! Quit it!" Tsuzuki yelped, squirming around more.
"Rude? Ah, it's that innocent, naïve attitude that attracts me to you so. It makes me want to touch you in ways that will make you gasp in pleasure and writhe in ecstasy."
"What the heck are you smok—AIEE! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!" Tsuzuki shrieked and flailed his arms around like he was trying to fly.
"Why?" Muraki asked plainly.
"Because—EEK! STOP TOUCHING MY BALLS!"
"I can't help it, Tsuzuki-san. They're so…mm, you know what, I want to taste them…"
"MURAKI! YOU FREAK! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"Oh come now, surely you don't mean that?" Muraki moved his face close to Tsuzuki's, and asked in a dark whisper, "just one little bite?"
"NO! Go buy your own sweet mung bean balls!" Tsuzuki yelled, then finally wormed out of the doctor's arms and held his bag of food close to his chest.
"But they smell so goo~d…" Muraki complained as Tsuzuki stomped off.
Honestly, it was bad enough Muraki kept trying to molest him, but now he was trying to steal his food as well?
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What were you thinking? Dirty YnM fans!