Author: Supreme Overlord Erin-chan
Rating: G. Anything else is in your dirty little minds.
Disclaimer: Matsushita-sensei is too smart to do things like this to her own characters...which means they're not mine. Sigh.
Notes: People have been asking for Terazuma for a while now…I had intended to do him a lot sooner, but then I got writers' block, and then I got sick…aw heck people, just gimme some slack y'know? Anyway, here is your Terazuma.
Yay, 15 Red Herrings! That means I'm halfway to my goal of 30. To celebrate...I'm taking another week off. No RH next week! (I know, I'm cruel. Hate mail can be sent to Tatsumi, he'll file them away for me.)
Pairings: Terazuma x Watari, because I seem to have a sick fascination with the (non-existent) pairing.
Warnings for: Red herrings, Terazuma being naughty.
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"Oi, Terazuma, be careful with that will you?" Watari winced.
"I AM being careful," Terazuma grumbled back, tightening his grip. Watari winced again.
"That's...really delicate equipment," Watari tried again. Terazuma ignored him, his fist wrapped around Watari's shaft possessively.
"You were the one who told me I should try this," Terazuma retorted.
"Ye-es, but be gentle! How would you like it if someone treated yours like that?"
Terazuma paused and thought about that for a moment.
"I mean it's good you're open to trying this and all, but just be careful!" Watari said, forcibly loosening Terazuma's grip a little bit.
"I'm sorry," Terazuma mumbled, "I...I guess I'm just..."
"Nervous?" Watari offered helpfully.
"Yeah."
"Most people are the first time they try it. Just relax."
"Right."
"Now, you gonna be gentle?"
"Yeah. Sorry." Terazuma cricked his neck and wrapped his hand around the erect member again—but much, much more carefully this time.
"Use slow motions at first," Watari offered. Terazuma nodded and eased his hand up and around the rod gently, making circular motions.
"That's it," Watari encouraged, "use your wrist a bit more. Tha~t's it. All the movement should come from the wrist and arm, that way it's more accurate and the pressure is lighter and less painful."
"Like this?"
"Exactly like that...wow, you're a natural."
"Glad you approve," Terazuma said gruffly, "but aren't you taking this just a little too scientifically?"
"Too scientifically?" Watari sniffed. "Science is everything!"
"Funny, but I was under the impression this was for recreation...you know, for pleasure," Terazuma deadpanned.
"Well yeah, but I can analyse it as we do it, right?"
"Do you have to? It makes me nervous."
"It's just a computer game, Terazuma, relax. And you're gripping the joystick too hard again."
"Sorry."
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What were you thinking? Dirty YnM fans!