Author: Supreme Overlord Erin-chan
Rating: G. Anything else is in your dirty little minds.
Disclaimer: Matsushita-sensei is too smart to do things like this to her own characters...which means they're not mine. Sigh.
Notes: Sorry about the wait...unfortunately, I've really lost interest in these. They'll update if I feel like it now, instead of weekly. I'm sorry, but...well, if I'm not interested, I'm not interested. ~_~
Pairings: Watari x Hisoka
Warnings for: Red herrings, Watari being naughty.
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"Watari-san, I'm really not sure about this..." Hisoka bit his lip as Watari positioned himself ever so carefully over the boy.
"Relax, Bon," Watari chirped, "I'll make this as painless as possible."
Truly, Watari had been very careful. He'd taken all necessary precautions to ensure everyone's safety, even though as shinigami a lot of the rules didn't apply to them any more. But this was still Watari, and things always managed to go wrong around him. No matter how slowly they took this, or how careful they were, Hisoka still felt that something might slip and he'd end up getting hurt.
"Just...be careful," Hisoka said, wincing as Watari nearly fell on top of him, but catching himself just in time.
"I'm always careful," Watari said cheerily, and started pushing gently. "Nuts, this is tighter than I thought."
"Watari-san...why don't you, you know...jiggle it a bit? Might make it easier?" Hisoka offered shakily.
"Good idea," Watari said, wriggling a bit in an effort to get things sliding into the holes they were supposed to slide into.
"There! Got it," Watari said gleefully.
"It's going to pop out," Hisoka said with a worried tone.
"No, it won't," Watari replied, gritting his teeth and pushing again.
"Don't push too hard! You'll break something!" Hisoka yelped.
"I know what I'm doing."
"No, you don't!"
"Just gotta...get it going, and we'll be fine from there," Watari said between gritted teeth. He was doing his best not to lose control, but there were always elements of uncertainty in things like this.
"Watari-san, I...I don't feel too good about this..."
"Stop worrying, Bon. Just relax, will you? You're trembling, and it's affecting me."
"I'm sorry! But you're going to mess this up."
"I am NOT! Now will you PLEASE just hold the ladder steady? This lightbulb isn't going to replace itself."
"Normal people don't have this much trouble screwing in a lightbulb, Watari-san!" Hisoka sighed.
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What were you thinking? Dirty YnM fans ^_~