Author: Supreme Overlord Erin-chan
Rating: G. Anything else is in your dirty little minds.
Disclaimer: Matsushita-sensei is too smart to do things like this to her own characters...which means they're not mine. Sigh.
Notes: What, ho? The Supreme Overlord appears with a Red Herring? Hallelujah! And there was rejoicing in the hearts of the dirty YnM fans. Unfortunately, I'm not back to a weekly schedule. I'm still doing these "when I feel like it". Please understand :)
Pairings: Tatsumi x Hisoka
Warnings for: Red herrings, Hisoka being naughty.
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"Hisoka~!" Tsuzuki beamed his smile through the doorway of the office. Hisoka looked up and glared at him as though being happy was the worst possible insult someone could throw at him today. Which it kind of was.
"Where have you been!?" The empath snarled. Tsuzuki sprouted puppy ears and submissively hid behind a desk somewhere.
"I'm sorry," he whimpered, "what did I do wrong this time?"
"You were supposed to come in here and help me with this paperwork!" Hisoka snapped, rubbing his temples. "But no, you were off somewhere. So I was sitting here, all alone, doing paperwork. It's just as well Tatsumi-san came in to keep me company, or I would have gone mad."
"Tatsumi helped you?" Tsuzuki asked, puppy ears perking up.
"Yes," Hisoka sighed, looking out the window at the cherry blossoms. Tsuzuki arched an eyebrow, then slithered up next to the young man.
"Hisoka, are you okay?"
"What does it matter to you?" Hisoka asked, annoyed. "At least Tatsumi-san cares about my welfare. He cares a lot, in fact. He knew exactly how to stimulate me, get me to open up a bit."
"Stimulate?" Tsuzuki asked, his eye twitching.
"Yes," Hisoka breathed. "It was kind of weird at first, having him help me like that...I squirmed a little, and papers got everywhere. Not that I really noticed at the time. He had me screaming like nothing on earth. It felt so good, I can't possibly explain it to you...I'm surprised you didn't hear me, wherever you were."
Tsuzuki's mouth had fallen open. His eye was still twitching.
"He was really good about it afterwards, too," Hisoka continued, gazing out the window again. "He stroked my hair and relaxed me, you know? Told me that I was just like him when he was younger. Told me that if I ever wanted to do it again, I could just ask him. I guess he really does like me, huh?"
"Hisoka..." Was all that Tsuzuki could choke out. "Tatsumi...did that to you?"
"Huh?" Hisoka grunted confusedly, looking back down at his papers. "He didn't do anything to me. He told me I could rant and rave and scream about how annoying you were, and then he just calmed me down when it was all over. It felt great. What the hell did you think we were doing?"
Tsuzuki just fizzled and melted onto the floor.
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What were you thinking? Dirty YnM fans ^_~