Me: I got this idea while I was playing Tetris. Thankies to Dominique a.k.a. Kenshinjunkie9 for lending me the soundtrack!

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He-she and Sishi

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Riku he-she

Sora sishi

Makes fangirls go squee

I'll kill Kairi

Too bad too bad too bad

Riku uses too much eye-liner duh

His hair is over processed and badly cut

You've noticed?

It screams out cross-dresser and albino, maybe it's got something to do with the fact that he's evil

Sora is real cute, not like that Riku

He's insane for God's sake.

Poofy pants and suspenders What the hell's up with that?

What was he thinking?

Oh yeah. Absolutely nothing. HA-HA!

He doesn't have a brain.

Or maybe the circulation was cut off by something.

It might be his hair

He should be on queer eye for the strait guy, one of the homos

He'll never get a girlfriend because he looks like Micheal Jackson. He's hopeless

He needs a serious makeover or at least a vasectomy

If he wants to be female, that's his fault not mine.

Kairi should rot in hell

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Me: So? Like it? Not like it? Think it's funny? Please R&R! I know that it's really short. Once again thankies times infinity to Dominique!