Dear Mother
Thanks for the care package you sent me. I personally enjoyed the apple covered in drool most of all. Overall, Boot Camp Crossing has been hell from the start.
On the train there this weird cat was hitting on me for my new address. Then once I got there, this raccoon with no pants on decides to make me his slave. The only good thing was he gave me a small shack with only a radio and a orange box in it. After several hours of mind blowing work the half-naked raccoon let me free. I still got to live in the cold, empty, shack, but I had to pay 10,000,000 bells rent monthly.
My fellow campers all have big heads and are for the most part illiterate. They must think I'm a genius or something! Did you also know the leader is really an old turtle. One day I plan to kill him {unless he dies first} with my shovel and rule the Boot Camp Crossing.
Yesterday in art class I made this pretty heart design. My teacher Sable loved it and put it on display. Now all the campers are walking around in my pretty heart design! History class today was also a total bore. I also made the mistake today of letting Mr. Blathers see my trilobite. Then he babbled on and on about the history of a trilobite. During English we had to write a letter to a friend. I decided to send one to my friend Doc. Him and his stupid mind couldn't read the letter, so Pelly had to fail me.
Before I decided to write you and Dad this letter I tried to escape this hell hole. Before the perverted monkey would let me on the train to leave the police dog stopped me. He took me back to the station. Then I decided to write you this letter. I really need you to bail me out and take me home.
Hurry you SOB
Ruby
Thanks for the care package you sent me. I personally enjoyed the apple covered in drool most of all. Overall, Boot Camp Crossing has been hell from the start.
On the train there this weird cat was hitting on me for my new address. Then once I got there, this raccoon with no pants on decides to make me his slave. The only good thing was he gave me a small shack with only a radio and a orange box in it. After several hours of mind blowing work the half-naked raccoon let me free. I still got to live in the cold, empty, shack, but I had to pay 10,000,000 bells rent monthly.
My fellow campers all have big heads and are for the most part illiterate. They must think I'm a genius or something! Did you also know the leader is really an old turtle. One day I plan to kill him {unless he dies first} with my shovel and rule the Boot Camp Crossing.
Yesterday in art class I made this pretty heart design. My teacher Sable loved it and put it on display. Now all the campers are walking around in my pretty heart design! History class today was also a total bore. I also made the mistake today of letting Mr. Blathers see my trilobite. Then he babbled on and on about the history of a trilobite. During English we had to write a letter to a friend. I decided to send one to my friend Doc. Him and his stupid mind couldn't read the letter, so Pelly had to fail me.
Before I decided to write you and Dad this letter I tried to escape this hell hole. Before the perverted monkey would let me on the train to leave the police dog stopped me. He took me back to the station. Then I decided to write you this letter. I really need you to bail me out and take me home.
Hurry you SOB
Ruby