CHAPTER THREE- THE STUPIDITY OF PADFOOT
DISCLAIMER-I OWN NOTHING THAT YOU RECOGNIZE. I AM JUST AN INNOCENT DORK
WITH AN OBSESSION OF JK ROWLINGS CHARACTERS ESPECIALLY LILY AND JAMES
POTTER!! I CANT HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christmas was always a busy time at Hogwarts, teachers trying to teach their students, students getting excited because Christmas was so near and the busy of the staff decorating the school in honor of this joyous time. This was the time that the Marauders loved, everyone was so preoccupied with getting ready for going home that it was really simple to plan a trick on them or play a prank on any unsuspecting pupil.
"Ready Prongs?" Sirius asked with a grin from the inside of a dark broomcloset.
"Ready when you are Padfoot." James replied, holding his wand right in front of his face and grinning along wit his friend.
Outside, they could hear footsteps, chatter from all the students going to dinner and one voice in particular, the one they were waiting for.
"So Bellatrix, what are you doing this holiday?" Snape asked with a slimey voice.
"Oh, I am going to Rolodophus's home with his family and then sadly staying with my family." Bellatrix replied, flipping her long thick dark hair over her shoulder and looking at Snape with her beautiful searching eyes and replied "Why do you ask?"
"Oh, well, i was just wondering. Good to make small talk." He replied, blushing a tad red in his unbelieveably pale face.
"You dont look like the one ot just be wondering." Bellatrix replied and walked away leaving a confused Snape behind.
Just then Sirius whispered to James 'now' and that they casually steped out of the closet to an unsuspecting Snape. Snape at first looked confused, then scared, then he grinned a nasty grin.
"What on earth are you doing Potter?" He bared through his nasty yellow teeth. His greasy hair sticking to his white face and his black eyes looking through his soul.
"Oh, just wanted to be with my good pal Snivellus." James replied, putting an arm around Snape's shoulder, making Snape go as stiff as a board and glare at James before moving his hand to pull his wand out, but Sirius was too quick adn was in front of Snapes face, his wand pointing right between snapes beady eyes.
"You wouldn't dare." Snape growled at Sirius with pure hatred in his face.
"Oh, you don't think i would? Wow, you sure are quite dumb there Snape." Sirius replied grinning a malicious grin at Snape and looking at James.
"Prongs old buddy, I would remove my arm if I was you, you might catch something gross from this slimball." He added and grined even more.
"Oh, you are too right my friend, too right." James replied, now holding his wand to snape and grinning even more before adding "Sniwineous." in a almost whisper.
Snape started to twitch madly before his face started to morph , everything was moving. His nose seemed to enlarge to a square shape and his eyes sucked close by each other. After about a minute of this, it stopped to reveal one thing.
"A pig? How genius Prongs." Sirius shouted and slapped his friend on the back for a good job. Snapes head was transformed into a pig but he still had the same body as he had before. Snapes beady pigs eyes glared again and with a quick movement he was gone leaving James and Sirius in uncontrollable laughter.
"oh that was way too good to go to waste, how sad Moony and Wormtail couldn't be here to share such a moment with us." Sirius replied as he and James made their way down to the greathall. Soon they found Remus and Peter at the end of the table and they smiled and scooted over for their two friends to sit down.
"So, what happened?" Peter asked James anxieously.
"Oh, shut up Peter you sound like a girl." Sirius replied cooly before laughing at the rememberence of Snape. "But god it was good."
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" Remus asked now growing impatient from his friends lack of telling what was so funny.
"Well, our Prongs here decided he would... he would." Sirius said but started laughing some more so he couldnt finish.
"You what?" Remus asked, a smile and a look of nervousness flashed across his face. He was a Prefect, there to tell them to behave themselves yet he let them get away with anything, not this time though. He would tell them they had a detention.
"I turned his head into a pig." James said with a smile and started laughing. Soon Peter started up too adn Remus decided he would put his foot down later and he too was laughing.
Sirius grinned five minutes later and brought his goblet of pumpkin juice to the center of the table, raised and told the others to join him as he said "to prongs and pigface," they repeated and they all took a drink, but it tasted funny. James felt all itchy and couldnt figure out why, then he looked down at his skin, it was bubbly and it hurt. he looked at his plate and saw, he had a large birds body!
Soon the entire hall turned around and started laughing, some gasped and looked frightened and some wondered who the hell would prank the marauders, but soon that was found out as James looked to the Slytherin table and they were laughing histarically. Snape just sat there grinning.
James looked at his three friends and saw, Sirius was turned into a hyena with a sour face, Remus was a rather large fish, and Peter was a white dog with a tongue too large.
"I am so not taking this." was all Sirius could say before McGonagall pulled the four boys out of the Great Hall and up to Madam Prompey. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It had been two weeks since the whole drinking into animals incident but no one had forgetten. The Slytherins thought it was the best thing ot every happen to Hogwarts while Sirius's fan club took to trying to make him feel better. But the boys were happy because it was finally Christmas break and everyone would be leaving to go home.
"Thank god for Christmas." Remus said, after outrunning a group of nasty first year Hufflepuff trying to fish him out of the corridor. All four marauders layed exhausted on the comfy couches of the Gryffindor Common Room. James was passed out on the large red armchair, Sirius had taken the entire orange couch in the side of the room and he had his eyes wide open and it looked as if he was deep in thought. Peter was sitting on the floor besides James rereading Quidditch for You and Me.
"Anything on your mind there Padfoot?" Remus asked, wondering why on earth he was thinking so hard on nothing.
"Oh, nothing, just thinking, no problems." Sirius said, but soon he got up and went to the boys dorms.
When Sirius reached his bed, he pulled out a piece of parchment and wrote:
Prongs, Meet me at the Whomping Williow at Midnight on the next full moon, we are needed agian. Dont let this letter slip or it will be your head there buddy.
Padfoot.
Sirius tucked this under his ropes and went to take a shower grinning all the way there.
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Christmas was always a busy time at Hogwarts, teachers trying to teach their students, students getting excited because Christmas was so near and the busy of the staff decorating the school in honor of this joyous time. This was the time that the Marauders loved, everyone was so preoccupied with getting ready for going home that it was really simple to plan a trick on them or play a prank on any unsuspecting pupil.
"Ready Prongs?" Sirius asked with a grin from the inside of a dark broomcloset.
"Ready when you are Padfoot." James replied, holding his wand right in front of his face and grinning along wit his friend.
Outside, they could hear footsteps, chatter from all the students going to dinner and one voice in particular, the one they were waiting for.
"So Bellatrix, what are you doing this holiday?" Snape asked with a slimey voice.
"Oh, I am going to Rolodophus's home with his family and then sadly staying with my family." Bellatrix replied, flipping her long thick dark hair over her shoulder and looking at Snape with her beautiful searching eyes and replied "Why do you ask?"
"Oh, well, i was just wondering. Good to make small talk." He replied, blushing a tad red in his unbelieveably pale face.
"You dont look like the one ot just be wondering." Bellatrix replied and walked away leaving a confused Snape behind.
Just then Sirius whispered to James 'now' and that they casually steped out of the closet to an unsuspecting Snape. Snape at first looked confused, then scared, then he grinned a nasty grin.
"What on earth are you doing Potter?" He bared through his nasty yellow teeth. His greasy hair sticking to his white face and his black eyes looking through his soul.
"Oh, just wanted to be with my good pal Snivellus." James replied, putting an arm around Snape's shoulder, making Snape go as stiff as a board and glare at James before moving his hand to pull his wand out, but Sirius was too quick adn was in front of Snapes face, his wand pointing right between snapes beady eyes.
"You wouldn't dare." Snape growled at Sirius with pure hatred in his face.
"Oh, you don't think i would? Wow, you sure are quite dumb there Snape." Sirius replied grinning a malicious grin at Snape and looking at James.
"Prongs old buddy, I would remove my arm if I was you, you might catch something gross from this slimball." He added and grined even more.
"Oh, you are too right my friend, too right." James replied, now holding his wand to snape and grinning even more before adding "Sniwineous." in a almost whisper.
Snape started to twitch madly before his face started to morph , everything was moving. His nose seemed to enlarge to a square shape and his eyes sucked close by each other. After about a minute of this, it stopped to reveal one thing.
"A pig? How genius Prongs." Sirius shouted and slapped his friend on the back for a good job. Snapes head was transformed into a pig but he still had the same body as he had before. Snapes beady pigs eyes glared again and with a quick movement he was gone leaving James and Sirius in uncontrollable laughter.
"oh that was way too good to go to waste, how sad Moony and Wormtail couldn't be here to share such a moment with us." Sirius replied as he and James made their way down to the greathall. Soon they found Remus and Peter at the end of the table and they smiled and scooted over for their two friends to sit down.
"So, what happened?" Peter asked James anxieously.
"Oh, shut up Peter you sound like a girl." Sirius replied cooly before laughing at the rememberence of Snape. "But god it was good."
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" Remus asked now growing impatient from his friends lack of telling what was so funny.
"Well, our Prongs here decided he would... he would." Sirius said but started laughing some more so he couldnt finish.
"You what?" Remus asked, a smile and a look of nervousness flashed across his face. He was a Prefect, there to tell them to behave themselves yet he let them get away with anything, not this time though. He would tell them they had a detention.
"I turned his head into a pig." James said with a smile and started laughing. Soon Peter started up too adn Remus decided he would put his foot down later and he too was laughing.
Sirius grinned five minutes later and brought his goblet of pumpkin juice to the center of the table, raised and told the others to join him as he said "to prongs and pigface," they repeated and they all took a drink, but it tasted funny. James felt all itchy and couldnt figure out why, then he looked down at his skin, it was bubbly and it hurt. he looked at his plate and saw, he had a large birds body!
Soon the entire hall turned around and started laughing, some gasped and looked frightened and some wondered who the hell would prank the marauders, but soon that was found out as James looked to the Slytherin table and they were laughing histarically. Snape just sat there grinning.
James looked at his three friends and saw, Sirius was turned into a hyena with a sour face, Remus was a rather large fish, and Peter was a white dog with a tongue too large.
"I am so not taking this." was all Sirius could say before McGonagall pulled the four boys out of the Great Hall and up to Madam Prompey. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It had been two weeks since the whole drinking into animals incident but no one had forgetten. The Slytherins thought it was the best thing ot every happen to Hogwarts while Sirius's fan club took to trying to make him feel better. But the boys were happy because it was finally Christmas break and everyone would be leaving to go home.
"Thank god for Christmas." Remus said, after outrunning a group of nasty first year Hufflepuff trying to fish him out of the corridor. All four marauders layed exhausted on the comfy couches of the Gryffindor Common Room. James was passed out on the large red armchair, Sirius had taken the entire orange couch in the side of the room and he had his eyes wide open and it looked as if he was deep in thought. Peter was sitting on the floor besides James rereading Quidditch for You and Me.
"Anything on your mind there Padfoot?" Remus asked, wondering why on earth he was thinking so hard on nothing.
"Oh, nothing, just thinking, no problems." Sirius said, but soon he got up and went to the boys dorms.
When Sirius reached his bed, he pulled out a piece of parchment and wrote:
Prongs, Meet me at the Whomping Williow at Midnight on the next full moon, we are needed agian. Dont let this letter slip or it will be your head there buddy.
Padfoot.
Sirius tucked this under his ropes and went to take a shower grinning all the way there.
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AUTHORS NOTE- I HOPED YOU LIKED THIS, I HAVENT RECIEVED ANY REVIEWS SO PLEASE SEND ME REVIEWS, IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. I HAVE TO KNOW IF I SHOULD CONTINUE THIS OR IF IT IS A WASTE OF TIME. THANKS, REMEMBER REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW. REMEMBER ITS THE SMALL BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE THANKS.