A/n: hello, this is my second fanfic oh ya!!!!!!!!!!! *dances* yeah..
*sings* BLAOW!
Disclaimer: I would like to own harry potter characters...very much so...*grins mischeiviously*
*kidnaps hermione, ron, and harry* hehehhe
Claimer: I may not rightfully own harry potter characters but I do own myself.as a matter of fact. well...at least I thought I did _ *blinks* WAIT! I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT!!! OH NO! I DON'T OWN MYSELF! SOMEONE ELSE DOES! AHH! I COULD BE TYPING RIGHT NOW AND NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO CONTROL MYSELF--*says little man controlling britney "while, I make the author look.insane, please enjoy the harry potter show! Curtosy of britney herself, not me "*
THE HARRY POTTER SHOW! By britney
~* This show is hosted by me, Britney Cooper,who cannot control my actions. *sigh* ..*~
Britney (yes yes the author): HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE HARRY POTTER SHOW! Today's show will be ....*mumbles to brother*drumroll please*brother isnt here* JOHN!!!!!! WHERE IS DAVID! HE IS MY DRUMROLL PERSON!!! Well there wont be a drumroll, sorry folks! But today's show will be in my bathroom!
Audience: *claps* YAY BRITNEY!
Britney: thank you, thank you! I know you love me!
Audience: *is still clapping*
Britney: *sounds annoyed* yes yes you can stop now--*is errupted by more clapping* STOP!
Audience: *blinks*
Britney: *mutters* thank you...well, anyway today's guest..right.todays guest will be...the one.the only..*pokes lip* SNAPE!!!!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Britney: Yes, not my ideal guest either.we don't have enough veiwers for harry.or ron..man, we're flat broke arent we? Well, at least we can ask snape why he puts so much hair grease.into his hair...
Audience: *nods* *grins*
Britney: OKAY FELLAS! Bring 'em out!
~ Three big muscular men come enter bathroom carrying Snape ~
...:::::at this time all readers should proceed to chapter two to hear the rest of the interveiw:::..THANK YOU
Disclaimer: I would like to own harry potter characters...very much so...*grins mischeiviously*
*kidnaps hermione, ron, and harry* hehehhe
Claimer: I may not rightfully own harry potter characters but I do own myself.as a matter of fact. well...at least I thought I did _ *blinks* WAIT! I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT!!! OH NO! I DON'T OWN MYSELF! SOMEONE ELSE DOES! AHH! I COULD BE TYPING RIGHT NOW AND NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO CONTROL MYSELF--*says little man controlling britney "while, I make the author look.insane, please enjoy the harry potter show! Curtosy of britney herself, not me "*
THE HARRY POTTER SHOW! By britney
~* This show is hosted by me, Britney Cooper,who cannot control my actions. *sigh* ..*~
Britney (yes yes the author): HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE HARRY POTTER SHOW! Today's show will be ....*mumbles to brother*drumroll please*brother isnt here* JOHN!!!!!! WHERE IS DAVID! HE IS MY DRUMROLL PERSON!!! Well there wont be a drumroll, sorry folks! But today's show will be in my bathroom!
Audience: *claps* YAY BRITNEY!
Britney: thank you, thank you! I know you love me!
Audience: *is still clapping*
Britney: *sounds annoyed* yes yes you can stop now--*is errupted by more clapping* STOP!
Audience: *blinks*
Britney: *mutters* thank you...well, anyway today's guest..right.todays guest will be...the one.the only..*pokes lip* SNAPE!!!!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Britney: Yes, not my ideal guest either.we don't have enough veiwers for harry.or ron..man, we're flat broke arent we? Well, at least we can ask snape why he puts so much hair grease.into his hair...
Audience: *nods* *grins*
Britney: OKAY FELLAS! Bring 'em out!
~ Three big muscular men come enter bathroom carrying Snape ~
...:::::at this time all readers should proceed to chapter two to hear the rest of the interveiw:::..THANK YOU