Dark Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BEHOLD THE INSANITY!!
Me: I'm surprised no one has thought of this yet
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Bloopers
::::::: Jak/Ashelin scene 9 take 4 :::::::
Ashelin drops down behind Jak and puts him in a headlock. Jak looks startled and raises his hands in defeat. His eyes start to roll back in his head and his hands drop. A choked noise is coming from his throat. Jak falls to the floor face first and doesn't get up. The Jak2 crew just stands there staring at him until Ashelin speaks:
"That's coming out of my paycheck."
"Smooth move Ash." Said one of the pyrotechnicians.
Ashelin immediately shoots him still looking at Jak.
::::::: Take 8 :::::::
Ashelin has Jak in a headlock.
Ashelin: Who the hell are you?
Jak: OW! Hey! Ash! Watch the hair please!
Ashelin: What hair?! That thing on your head is obviously a heavily rubber- cemented shiatsu!
Jak: Well at least I don't spray paint my hair!
Ashelin: At least I don't polish my fingernails!
Jak: I DO NOT POLISH MY FINGER NAILS! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?! WELL YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY HAD MORE FACELIFTS THAN MICHEAL JACKSON COULD EVER DREAM OF!!
Ashelin: (to camera) HE HAS A NON-FAT FRENCH VANILLA LATTE EVERY MORNING!
Jak: (also to camera) I DO NOT! WELL SHE'S-SHE'S-SHE'S FORTY-TWO YEARS OLD! LOOK HERE'S HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
Ashelin: (tackles Jak) YOU GONNA BE EATIN YO GRAPE NUTS THROUGH A STRAW WHEN I'M DONE WIT YOU BOY!
Daxter: Ummm. . .Line?
Director: Cut! CUT! We are never gonna get past this scene.
Camera: (goes fuzzy after Jak's head hits it.)
::::::: take 14 :::::::
Ashelin has Jak in a headlock.
Jak: Let go of me you psycho-bitch!
Daxter: Jak! Stick to the script! We ain't getting paid ten mil to mess up!
Jak: Oh yeah Daxter, I forgot to tell you. Your pay's been docked 10 percent.
Daxter: WHAT?! THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I HAVE MY RIGHTS! I HAVE A CONTRACT! I HAVE A VERY WELL-PAID AGENT! I HA- (is trampled by two high heels belonging to a screaming rabid fangirl)
Director: SECURITY!
Jak: (is being glomped and hugged by fangirl) aw come on Steve, just two more minutes.
Fan Girl: (is immediately pulled and carried off stage by a steroid-pumped security guard.) JAK! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!
Jak: (is smirking triumphantly at Daxter) Well Dax, that's fifteen for me, two for you.
Daxter: Shut up and read your lines.
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Me: So? Like it? Not like it? Think I should continue? Please r&r even if you hated it! I do accept anonymous reviews!
Me: I'm surprised no one has thought of this yet
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Bloopers
::::::: Jak/Ashelin scene 9 take 4 :::::::
Ashelin drops down behind Jak and puts him in a headlock. Jak looks startled and raises his hands in defeat. His eyes start to roll back in his head and his hands drop. A choked noise is coming from his throat. Jak falls to the floor face first and doesn't get up. The Jak2 crew just stands there staring at him until Ashelin speaks:
"That's coming out of my paycheck."
"Smooth move Ash." Said one of the pyrotechnicians.
Ashelin immediately shoots him still looking at Jak.
::::::: Take 8 :::::::
Ashelin has Jak in a headlock.
Ashelin: Who the hell are you?
Jak: OW! Hey! Ash! Watch the hair please!
Ashelin: What hair?! That thing on your head is obviously a heavily rubber- cemented shiatsu!
Jak: Well at least I don't spray paint my hair!
Ashelin: At least I don't polish my fingernails!
Jak: I DO NOT POLISH MY FINGER NAILS! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?! WELL YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY HAD MORE FACELIFTS THAN MICHEAL JACKSON COULD EVER DREAM OF!!
Ashelin: (to camera) HE HAS A NON-FAT FRENCH VANILLA LATTE EVERY MORNING!
Jak: (also to camera) I DO NOT! WELL SHE'S-SHE'S-SHE'S FORTY-TWO YEARS OLD! LOOK HERE'S HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
Ashelin: (tackles Jak) YOU GONNA BE EATIN YO GRAPE NUTS THROUGH A STRAW WHEN I'M DONE WIT YOU BOY!
Daxter: Ummm. . .Line?
Director: Cut! CUT! We are never gonna get past this scene.
Camera: (goes fuzzy after Jak's head hits it.)
::::::: take 14 :::::::
Ashelin has Jak in a headlock.
Jak: Let go of me you psycho-bitch!
Daxter: Jak! Stick to the script! We ain't getting paid ten mil to mess up!
Jak: Oh yeah Daxter, I forgot to tell you. Your pay's been docked 10 percent.
Daxter: WHAT?! THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I HAVE MY RIGHTS! I HAVE A CONTRACT! I HAVE A VERY WELL-PAID AGENT! I HA- (is trampled by two high heels belonging to a screaming rabid fangirl)
Director: SECURITY!
Jak: (is being glomped and hugged by fangirl) aw come on Steve, just two more minutes.
Fan Girl: (is immediately pulled and carried off stage by a steroid-pumped security guard.) JAK! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!
Jak: (is smirking triumphantly at Daxter) Well Dax, that's fifteen for me, two for you.
Daxter: Shut up and read your lines.
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Me: So? Like it? Not like it? Think I should continue? Please r&r even if you hated it! I do accept anonymous reviews!