Snape: *looking upset* where am I?!!??!! Why have you brought me here! IM
NOT A DEATH EATER I SWEA--- wait a minute.this looks like a toilet to
me..wait ! it looks like my toilet! It has a pot, bathtub, and a sink!
Britney: Welcome to the Harry Potter Show! You *ahem* must be *clears throat* snape! And.this is my bathroom!
Snape: *stares at britney* What are you doing in my toilet?!?!! I obviously came in here to do my buisiness, you have no right to be in here...EIGHTY FIVE HUNDRED POINTS AND A HALF FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!
Britney: WHY I NEVER! Oh wait.Snape, this is not your bathroom as I have told you and I don't even attend hogwarts! In fact, I might be in hufflepuff if I did go.
Snape: *glares* so! I just want to take points *spits* from that awful popular *spits* POTTER *spits*.. *runs to medicine cabinet* where is my hair oil?!?!? YOU TOOK MY HAI-
Britney: *sigh* no I am sorry I did not in fact steal your hair grease..listen, you are on a show called the harry potter show, and you are the guest! If you do not understand please say so..NOW! *jumps at snape*
Snape: (dispite being tackled by Britney) Harry Potter Show??? Goodness..*mutters* he has his own show..must be the star..why am I never the star..i want a show...darn you potter *spits*! *stops muttering* Well then britney, what do you want???
Audience: Hello Snape!!! *claps*
Snape: *looks into bathtub* oink! There's muggles down there!
Audience: *throws rotten fruit stowed away in drain at Snape*
Britney: *eats carrot* mmmmm...well okay Snape I brought you here to ask you some questions!
Snape: you have, have you? What kind of questions? Whatever you've heard isnt true! I never-
Britney: okay snape, pick a member of the audience who raises his hand can you handle that?
Snape: -- and I never in my life have tipped a cow..with my bare hands.*twitches*
Britney: okay snape pick!
~* drum rolls *~
Snape : *sweats nervously * um.you..no wait..you..uh.AHH *points*
~* dude named evan comes up *~
Britney: Hello evan! Now, snape tell us why you picked Evan!
Snape: _ um..I.um..i..*falls over*
Evan: *nods smilingly* Lyke, dude! I lyke didn't lyke know Snape.lyke fell over. I mean..you'd think he'd like slip on his head or something.I mean lyke.ya
Britney: um.riiight. *dunks snape in toilet* now evan, ask snape you're question.
Evan: uh..could you like.repeat that..for lyke.me.*drools*
Britney: NOW LIKE EVAN LIKE ASK LIKE SNAPE YOU'RE LIKE QUESTION
Evan: *nods* knarly dude....okay now snapey mahn! I have a like question.like.yeah..like.like okay! Why *reads crumbled piece of paper* ahem, why.do.you.put.so.much.hair..greeeee.greeeeay..greaassy..oh! grease..in.your.hair.question mark *smiles*
Snape: Why did you dunk me in the potty? It doesn't taste good. *recalls memory of james potter dunking him in toilet* *shudders* oh yes your question..well it makes my hair nice and shiny.like a shiny black mans suit! (thank you chelsea) I like shiny things..*manages to hug hair*
Evan: cool.meeeeee too! I like to like grease or like wax my like surf like board like every like day like so like I could like ...make it like shiny and stuff..do you like eggs? Britney: okay evan enough for you! Snape pick another person!
Snape: first, I have a couple of questions for you..if I answer these questions can I go? Why did you dunk me in the potty? WHERE IS MY HAIR GREASE-
Britney: Snape, pick now..then you may go.
Snape: oink! The little blondie in the corner *points*
~* Girl named Zoe climbs out of bathtub *~
Zoe: *in preppy voice* HEY! I'm zo-ay! And I have a question for you!!!!
Britney: *is asleep* monkeys..took my jacket.zzzzzz
Snape: *walks away*
Zoe: *pouts* why did he leave?!?!? *pokes Britney* WAKE UP!
Britney: *jerks awake* what?! Huh?!
Zoe: Snape left! *sobs* he didn't answer my question..
Britney: OH NO! TROY, ROY, FOY GET OVER HERE NOW!
~* three muscular men appear*~
Britney: go find snape!NOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
~*~ couple minutes later ~*~
Snape: I THOUGHT I COULD GO!
Britney: you need to spin the wheel of ..wonder first!
*wheel of wonder pops out of toilet*
Britney: and the choices today are: Makeover magic!
Audience: *claps*
Britney: Defense against dark arts position!
Audience: *claps*
Snape: *drools* Britney: And... A ROCK THE SHAPE OF DUMBLEDORES HEAD!!!!
Audience: *cricket chirps*
Britney: Now Snape, SPIN!
Snape : w-w-w-wha??? *leans on wheel* hmph.look it spins.preeetty...
*wheel lands on makeover magic*
Britney: Snape! Tell us what you've won!
Snape: c-c-cigam r-r-e-e-voekam
Britney: *whispers to snape*
Snape: OH! Makeover magic.*grins confusedly*
Britney: that's right! A free makeover given by ME and our other stylists here in the bathroom!
Audience: yay!
Snape: oh joy.. *growls*
Britney: Now, snape we will expect you back on the show a little later, to show everyone how we changed your life!
Snape: can I go now????
Britney: Yes, yes..if you must..
*snape leaves*
Britney: okay everyone that just about finishes our show!!! Stay tuned in later for another episode of..
Evan: THE LIKE HARRY POTTER SHOW DUDE!
Britney: *smiles* yes.thank you evan...GOODBYE! *waves*
Audience: *waves*
*~*(After Show)*~*
Dad: Britney *jumps* sweetheart.are you done in there yet..i really need to go..*Falls over*
Britney: yes father hold on!
Mom: SWEETIE PUMPKIN! HOW LONG EXACTLY DOES IT TAKE YOU TO USE THE POTTY?!?!?!?!? I NEED TO GO REALLY BAD...!
*britney leaves*
Mom: MEEEEE FIRST!!!!!!! *runs into bathroom*
Dad: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs into bathroom also*
*mom and dad are both stuck in door frame*
THE END
A/n: please please read and review!!!!!!! If you don't, I wont keep doing the harry potter show.if I get enough reveiws, I might keep going until I invite harry potter and stuff like that please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney: Welcome to the Harry Potter Show! You *ahem* must be *clears throat* snape! And.this is my bathroom!
Snape: *stares at britney* What are you doing in my toilet?!?!! I obviously came in here to do my buisiness, you have no right to be in here...EIGHTY FIVE HUNDRED POINTS AND A HALF FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!
Britney: WHY I NEVER! Oh wait.Snape, this is not your bathroom as I have told you and I don't even attend hogwarts! In fact, I might be in hufflepuff if I did go.
Snape: *glares* so! I just want to take points *spits* from that awful popular *spits* POTTER *spits*.. *runs to medicine cabinet* where is my hair oil?!?!? YOU TOOK MY HAI-
Britney: *sigh* no I am sorry I did not in fact steal your hair grease..listen, you are on a show called the harry potter show, and you are the guest! If you do not understand please say so..NOW! *jumps at snape*
Snape: (dispite being tackled by Britney) Harry Potter Show??? Goodness..*mutters* he has his own show..must be the star..why am I never the star..i want a show...darn you potter *spits*! *stops muttering* Well then britney, what do you want???
Audience: Hello Snape!!! *claps*
Snape: *looks into bathtub* oink! There's muggles down there!
Audience: *throws rotten fruit stowed away in drain at Snape*
Britney: *eats carrot* mmmmm...well okay Snape I brought you here to ask you some questions!
Snape: you have, have you? What kind of questions? Whatever you've heard isnt true! I never-
Britney: okay snape, pick a member of the audience who raises his hand can you handle that?
Snape: -- and I never in my life have tipped a cow..with my bare hands.*twitches*
Britney: okay snape pick!
~* drum rolls *~
Snape : *sweats nervously * um.you..no wait..you..uh.AHH *points*
~* dude named evan comes up *~
Britney: Hello evan! Now, snape tell us why you picked Evan!
Snape: _ um..I.um..i..*falls over*
Evan: *nods smilingly* Lyke, dude! I lyke didn't lyke know Snape.lyke fell over. I mean..you'd think he'd like slip on his head or something.I mean lyke.ya
Britney: um.riiight. *dunks snape in toilet* now evan, ask snape you're question.
Evan: uh..could you like.repeat that..for lyke.me.*drools*
Britney: NOW LIKE EVAN LIKE ASK LIKE SNAPE YOU'RE LIKE QUESTION
Evan: *nods* knarly dude....okay now snapey mahn! I have a like question.like.yeah..like.like okay! Why *reads crumbled piece of paper* ahem, why.do.you.put.so.much.hair..greeeee.greeeeay..greaassy..oh! grease..in.your.hair.question mark *smiles*
Snape: Why did you dunk me in the potty? It doesn't taste good. *recalls memory of james potter dunking him in toilet* *shudders* oh yes your question..well it makes my hair nice and shiny.like a shiny black mans suit! (thank you chelsea) I like shiny things..*manages to hug hair*
Evan: cool.meeeeee too! I like to like grease or like wax my like surf like board like every like day like so like I could like ...make it like shiny and stuff..do you like eggs? Britney: okay evan enough for you! Snape pick another person!
Snape: first, I have a couple of questions for you..if I answer these questions can I go? Why did you dunk me in the potty? WHERE IS MY HAIR GREASE-
Britney: Snape, pick now..then you may go.
Snape: oink! The little blondie in the corner *points*
~* Girl named Zoe climbs out of bathtub *~
Zoe: *in preppy voice* HEY! I'm zo-ay! And I have a question for you!!!!
Britney: *is asleep* monkeys..took my jacket.zzzzzz
Snape: *walks away*
Zoe: *pouts* why did he leave?!?!? *pokes Britney* WAKE UP!
Britney: *jerks awake* what?! Huh?!
Zoe: Snape left! *sobs* he didn't answer my question..
Britney: OH NO! TROY, ROY, FOY GET OVER HERE NOW!
~* three muscular men appear*~
Britney: go find snape!NOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
~*~ couple minutes later ~*~
Snape: I THOUGHT I COULD GO!
Britney: you need to spin the wheel of ..wonder first!
*wheel of wonder pops out of toilet*
Britney: and the choices today are: Makeover magic!
Audience: *claps*
Britney: Defense against dark arts position!
Audience: *claps*
Snape: *drools* Britney: And... A ROCK THE SHAPE OF DUMBLEDORES HEAD!!!!
Audience: *cricket chirps*
Britney: Now Snape, SPIN!
Snape : w-w-w-wha??? *leans on wheel* hmph.look it spins.preeetty...
*wheel lands on makeover magic*
Britney: Snape! Tell us what you've won!
Snape: c-c-cigam r-r-e-e-voekam
Britney: *whispers to snape*
Snape: OH! Makeover magic.*grins confusedly*
Britney: that's right! A free makeover given by ME and our other stylists here in the bathroom!
Audience: yay!
Snape: oh joy.. *growls*
Britney: Now, snape we will expect you back on the show a little later, to show everyone how we changed your life!
Snape: can I go now????
Britney: Yes, yes..if you must..
*snape leaves*
Britney: okay everyone that just about finishes our show!!! Stay tuned in later for another episode of..
Evan: THE LIKE HARRY POTTER SHOW DUDE!
Britney: *smiles* yes.thank you evan...GOODBYE! *waves*
Audience: *waves*
*~*(After Show)*~*
Dad: Britney *jumps* sweetheart.are you done in there yet..i really need to go..*Falls over*
Britney: yes father hold on!
Mom: SWEETIE PUMPKIN! HOW LONG EXACTLY DOES IT TAKE YOU TO USE THE POTTY?!?!?!?!? I NEED TO GO REALLY BAD...!
*britney leaves*
Mom: MEEEEE FIRST!!!!!!! *runs into bathroom*
Dad: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs into bathroom also*
*mom and dad are both stuck in door frame*
THE END
A/n: please please read and review!!!!!!! If you don't, I wont keep doing the harry potter show.if I get enough reveiws, I might keep going until I invite harry potter and stuff like that please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!