Dark me: Fear the randomness of Chapter 2!
Me: dun dun dun duuuuuuun
Sugar Crashed Me (formerly Hyper me): (snore)
Logical me: This chapter will be a little different. Somebody gave that little kid in the game a video camera and now he's going around spying on people.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own Jak, so you don't sue.
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Jak's trailer (Fangirls: EEEEEE!!!)
The kid is hiding under a futon in Jak's trailer. Jak walks in.
Jak: I so do not polish my fingernails!
Daxter: Amen to dat buddy.
Jak: (annoyed) Dax, why don't you go talk to the lighting girls or something.
Daxter: (melodramatically) Fine! I know when I'm not wanted! Good day to you sir! (inaudibly) At least Tess scratches me behind my ears . . .
Daxter slams the door and Jak looks around nervously. He tiptoes over to a small box in the corner and takes something out. You can't see what's in the box, but Jak creeps over to the TV. Apparently it's a video. He slides it into the VCR, and gold writing appears on the screen:
The Divine Secrets Of The YaYa Sisterhood
You see the camera run out of the room followed by the voice of Jak: YO! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FAG!
Kid: (insane cackle) Kiera! KIERA!
Camera: (goes fuzzy after a quick close-up of the pavement)
::::::: Sig's trailer :::::::
The kid is hiding behind the TV in Sig's trailer.
Sig: Poopsie bear?! I'M HOME!! Poopsie? POOPSIE?! (Looks at floor. There is a very dirty teddy bear face first.) POOPSIE!! ^__^ There you are! I thought you left me!
Kid: O__O (giggles)
Sig: Did you hear that poopsie? (Whispers) I think we're being watched. (Pulls out peacemaker)
Kid: AAAAAAAAHH!! (Runs under Sig's legs and out the door)
Sig (to me): How could you degrade me like this?!
Me: Shut up. Your scene's over.
:::::::Torn's Trailer::::::: Since when does Torn have a trailer?
Kid is peering through the window. Torn is already in there.
Torn is rocking back and forth in the fetal position on the floor holding a yugi plushie.
Torn: My preciousssss. We likesessss the WB don't wessss? Yesssss. We doessss. They triessss to steal yugisss form ussss.
Torn looks out the window and sees the camera.
Torn: (Long animal noise kind of like CCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH)
Kid: (Running as fast as a six-year-old could possibly run) Shit you'd think after all this I'd be scarred for life.
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Back to the bloopers!
:::::::Jak/Daxter/Torn dead town scene 5 take 1:::::::
Jak gets to the top of the tower and grabs the flag. The cardboard platform starts to crumble and he looks down nervously. He jumps up and dives down. There's a quick shot of his face and he's rapidly descending with the flag in his hand. He hits the cable and
SPROING!!
Daxter: (cringing) oooooooooo . . .
Ashelin off stage: ouch
Torn: (can't say anything because he's laughing so hard)
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RIGHT IN THE BALLS!!! LOL!!!
Director: How'd she get in here? SECURITY!!
Me: (laughing) WAIT! I NEED AN AUTOGRAPH!! (still laughing) NOOOOOOOO!!!
Rabid fangirl from last chapter: JAK! NO! KIERA DOESN'T APPRECIATE YOU! I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!! (is dragged off by other security guard)
:::::::take 13::::::: (after Jak's little (snigger) incident)
Jak at tower blahblahblah cable blah. Jak jumps again and he's halfway in the air to Torn when there is a very distinct snapping/coiling noise. Jak looks horrifiedly to his left. Guess what. The harness is snapped ten feet from him.
Jak: (falling) I'LL SEE YOU IN COUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRT!!!
Torn: YES! Now I'm the star of the game! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MJ walks in. dun dun duuuuuuuun.
Michael: (whining) The big-eared guy said my name! My name is copyrighted! That means no one can say it! EVER! Except Peter Pan of course. (to camera) I swear I've only had two facelifts! I'LL BET MY ENTIRE ESTATE ON IT!
Michael's Estate: (is blown up, the rubble is burned, and the ashes flushed down the toilet)
MJ: (BLEEP)!!! Oh well, I guess I'm off to Neverland! (jumps out a window) WEEEEEEEEE!!! (SPLAT)
(now if only I could get rid of Richard Simmons. . .)
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Me: If this chapter isn't as funny as the last one, I HAVE AN EXCUSE!!! I just watched 28 days later last night, (good movie!) but it's so damn depressing! If I wanted to be that sad, I'd watch underfed lions in some 2- bit circus. But there's some comic relief here and there. Reviewer's responses next chapter! I swear! Byesies!
Crazed Eminem Fan Me: (singing) and then Doctor Dre said. Nothin you idiots Dr. Dre's dead! He's locked in my basement! HAHA!
Logical me: Will you stop listening to that crap?! O Here. (quickly switches The Eminem Show with 'Beethoven's Classics')
CEFM: O__O NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: R&R please!
Me: dun dun dun duuuuuuun
Sugar Crashed Me (formerly Hyper me): (snore)
Logical me: This chapter will be a little different. Somebody gave that little kid in the game a video camera and now he's going around spying on people.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own Jak, so you don't sue.
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Jak's trailer (Fangirls: EEEEEE!!!)
The kid is hiding under a futon in Jak's trailer. Jak walks in.
Jak: I so do not polish my fingernails!
Daxter: Amen to dat buddy.
Jak: (annoyed) Dax, why don't you go talk to the lighting girls or something.
Daxter: (melodramatically) Fine! I know when I'm not wanted! Good day to you sir! (inaudibly) At least Tess scratches me behind my ears . . .
Daxter slams the door and Jak looks around nervously. He tiptoes over to a small box in the corner and takes something out. You can't see what's in the box, but Jak creeps over to the TV. Apparently it's a video. He slides it into the VCR, and gold writing appears on the screen:
The Divine Secrets Of The YaYa Sisterhood
You see the camera run out of the room followed by the voice of Jak: YO! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FAG!
Kid: (insane cackle) Kiera! KIERA!
Camera: (goes fuzzy after a quick close-up of the pavement)
::::::: Sig's trailer :::::::
The kid is hiding behind the TV in Sig's trailer.
Sig: Poopsie bear?! I'M HOME!! Poopsie? POOPSIE?! (Looks at floor. There is a very dirty teddy bear face first.) POOPSIE!! ^__^ There you are! I thought you left me!
Kid: O__O (giggles)
Sig: Did you hear that poopsie? (Whispers) I think we're being watched. (Pulls out peacemaker)
Kid: AAAAAAAAHH!! (Runs under Sig's legs and out the door)
Sig (to me): How could you degrade me like this?!
Me: Shut up. Your scene's over.
:::::::Torn's Trailer::::::: Since when does Torn have a trailer?
Kid is peering through the window. Torn is already in there.
Torn is rocking back and forth in the fetal position on the floor holding a yugi plushie.
Torn: My preciousssss. We likesessss the WB don't wessss? Yesssss. We doessss. They triessss to steal yugisss form ussss.
Torn looks out the window and sees the camera.
Torn: (Long animal noise kind of like CCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH)
Kid: (Running as fast as a six-year-old could possibly run) Shit you'd think after all this I'd be scarred for life.
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Back to the bloopers!
:::::::Jak/Daxter/Torn dead town scene 5 take 1:::::::
Jak gets to the top of the tower and grabs the flag. The cardboard platform starts to crumble and he looks down nervously. He jumps up and dives down. There's a quick shot of his face and he's rapidly descending with the flag in his hand. He hits the cable and
SPROING!!
Daxter: (cringing) oooooooooo . . .
Ashelin off stage: ouch
Torn: (can't say anything because he's laughing so hard)
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RIGHT IN THE BALLS!!! LOL!!!
Director: How'd she get in here? SECURITY!!
Me: (laughing) WAIT! I NEED AN AUTOGRAPH!! (still laughing) NOOOOOOOO!!!
Rabid fangirl from last chapter: JAK! NO! KIERA DOESN'T APPRECIATE YOU! I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!! (is dragged off by other security guard)
:::::::take 13::::::: (after Jak's little (snigger) incident)
Jak at tower blahblahblah cable blah. Jak jumps again and he's halfway in the air to Torn when there is a very distinct snapping/coiling noise. Jak looks horrifiedly to his left. Guess what. The harness is snapped ten feet from him.
Jak: (falling) I'LL SEE YOU IN COUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRT!!!
Torn: YES! Now I'm the star of the game! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MJ walks in. dun dun duuuuuuuun.
Michael: (whining) The big-eared guy said my name! My name is copyrighted! That means no one can say it! EVER! Except Peter Pan of course. (to camera) I swear I've only had two facelifts! I'LL BET MY ENTIRE ESTATE ON IT!
Michael's Estate: (is blown up, the rubble is burned, and the ashes flushed down the toilet)
MJ: (BLEEP)!!! Oh well, I guess I'm off to Neverland! (jumps out a window) WEEEEEEEEE!!! (SPLAT)
(now if only I could get rid of Richard Simmons. . .)
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Me: If this chapter isn't as funny as the last one, I HAVE AN EXCUSE!!! I just watched 28 days later last night, (good movie!) but it's so damn depressing! If I wanted to be that sad, I'd watch underfed lions in some 2- bit circus. But there's some comic relief here and there. Reviewer's responses next chapter! I swear! Byesies!
Crazed Eminem Fan Me: (singing) and then Doctor Dre said. Nothin you idiots Dr. Dre's dead! He's locked in my basement! HAHA!
Logical me: Will you stop listening to that crap?! O Here. (quickly switches The Eminem Show with 'Beethoven's Classics')
CEFM: O__O NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: R&R please!