A/n: no reviews.man... you guys stink..i would rite more often if you would
only review me!
Disclaimer: *sigh* still don't own any of the HP characters..well.rightfully own *evil laughter*..heheheh..*banging around in closet."LET US OUT"*
Claimer: well...*little man in Britney's head "Toppa the mornin to ya dudes.I still own Britney..little does she know .. BLAOW!"*
THE HARRY POTTER SHOW!!!!!!!!
*Britney walks into wall*
Britney: OUCH! You stupid wall! You arent supposed to be right there!!!!! Ahhhh!!! *runs around frantically* I need to get ready for the show! EEP! *pokes lip*
John (manager): Britney, it might be a good idea to get ready for the show now..i mean it starts in like 10 minutes.. *bounces back to britney's room*
Britney: *blank stare*
.::::::Readers are advised to take any bathroom or snack breaks now, this will be an action packed show O_o::::::::...
...:::::::::Readers are NOW advised to come back from any bathroom or snack breaks, because the show is about to start.If you aren't here we'll just have to start without you.your loss:::::::...
*big shiny sign that says "THE HARRY POTTER SHOW!!!' drops down*
Britney: *munches on bag of chips* mm..mmmmmm.good chips *crunch crunch* *sees camera* *hides chips* WELCOME TO THE HARRY POTTER SHOW!!!
Audience: *clap clap* YAY HARRY POTTER!!! *jumps into bush*
Britney: Thank you thank you..well..go on keep clapping..
Audience: *jumps out of bush claps once then jumps back in* Britney: Well..i thought you loved me *sobs*
Audience: *sticks tounges out* bluh
Britney: oh okay ..I see how it is..todays *sniff* show is in *sniff sniff* .. I mean on a pirate ship. Yay *snniff*
Audience: *claps* yayayyayayay!!! GO BRITNEY!
Britney: *smiling* yeah.cool huh.and today's guest.. PROFFESSOR GUILDEROY LOCKHART!!!!!!!!!!!!
*girls enter audience*
Girls: *scream* WEE LOOVE YOU LOCKHART!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO HANSOME WE READ YOUR BOOKS FIVE TIMEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*three large muscular men enter ship carrying Lockhart*
Britney: wait a minute..how is a bush on a ship??? This is like against the laws of...physics? hmph..
*bush dissappears*
Audience: BUT WE NEED SOME KIND OF PROTECTION FROM THAT DARK BLACK-ISH PIRATE SHIP OVER THERE!!!! *jumps overboard*
*only girls are left on board*
Britney: what pi-- *sees large old looking pirate ship*
Lockhart: HELLO! _ OH NO! I SPY A SHIP! *jumps aboard big ship*
~* Will Britney retrieve her audience? Is lockhart going to survive the pirates? You'll see after this commercial break *~
CHUNKY OATS ARE FUN TO EAT! THEY ARE GREAT LIKE MAGICAL ME! *lockhart smiles*
CHUNKY!!!!!!!!
~* And now back to the HARRY POTTER SHOW!!! *~
Britney: *screams in fear of being alone*
Girls: *jump onto pirate ship with lockhart* Britney: oh no!!!!! what do I do?!??! *runs around frantically*
~* Meanwhile *~
Lockhart: Hello, fellow sailors! You may know me as the author of Magical Me!
Girls : *scream* WE READ THAT ONE!
Pirates: *blank stare*
Lockhart: *takes out wand* hahhaha tell me of your adventures please.or I will wand slice you! *waves wand*
Pirates: *are from LA* oy! Looks like he's tryin' some o' that voodoo stuff on us! MAKE IM WALK THE PLANK!
*Jack sparrow enters scene*
Sparrow: OY! Before we kill im, why not raid his ship?
Pirates: GOOD THINKIN SPARROW!
*pirates climb aboard Britney's ship*
Britney: omg omg omg! ITS JOHNNY DEPP!!!! I am the host of the HA-
Sparrow: I AM NOT JOHNNY DEPP!!!!! I AM CAP'N JACK SPARROW AND I AM RAIDING YOUR SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney: im the host of a talk show, called the Harry Potter Show..you know the book.. Can you maybe sit down so I can interveiw you and your crew?
Sparrow: OKAY!
*audience jumps out of ocean looking half..wet..*
Audience: YAY! JOHNNY DEPP!
Sparrow: *growls*
..::::::Readers at this point are to continue to chapter four, to read the interview.::::..
Disclaimer: *sigh* still don't own any of the HP characters..well.rightfully own *evil laughter*..heheheh..*banging around in closet."LET US OUT"*
Claimer: well...*little man in Britney's head "Toppa the mornin to ya dudes.I still own Britney..little does she know .. BLAOW!"*
THE HARRY POTTER SHOW!!!!!!!!
*Britney walks into wall*
Britney: OUCH! You stupid wall! You arent supposed to be right there!!!!! Ahhhh!!! *runs around frantically* I need to get ready for the show! EEP! *pokes lip*
John (manager): Britney, it might be a good idea to get ready for the show now..i mean it starts in like 10 minutes.. *bounces back to britney's room*
Britney: *blank stare*
.::::::Readers are advised to take any bathroom or snack breaks now, this will be an action packed show O_o::::::::...
...:::::::::Readers are NOW advised to come back from any bathroom or snack breaks, because the show is about to start.If you aren't here we'll just have to start without you.your loss:::::::...
*big shiny sign that says "THE HARRY POTTER SHOW!!!' drops down*
Britney: *munches on bag of chips* mm..mmmmmm.good chips *crunch crunch* *sees camera* *hides chips* WELCOME TO THE HARRY POTTER SHOW!!!
Audience: *clap clap* YAY HARRY POTTER!!! *jumps into bush*
Britney: Thank you thank you..well..go on keep clapping..
Audience: *jumps out of bush claps once then jumps back in* Britney: Well..i thought you loved me *sobs*
Audience: *sticks tounges out* bluh
Britney: oh okay ..I see how it is..todays *sniff* show is in *sniff sniff* .. I mean on a pirate ship. Yay *snniff*
Audience: *claps* yayayyayayay!!! GO BRITNEY!
Britney: *smiling* yeah.cool huh.and today's guest.. PROFFESSOR GUILDEROY LOCKHART!!!!!!!!!!!!
*girls enter audience*
Girls: *scream* WEE LOOVE YOU LOCKHART!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO HANSOME WE READ YOUR BOOKS FIVE TIMEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*three large muscular men enter ship carrying Lockhart*
Britney: wait a minute..how is a bush on a ship??? This is like against the laws of...physics? hmph..
*bush dissappears*
Audience: BUT WE NEED SOME KIND OF PROTECTION FROM THAT DARK BLACK-ISH PIRATE SHIP OVER THERE!!!! *jumps overboard*
*only girls are left on board*
Britney: what pi-- *sees large old looking pirate ship*
Lockhart: HELLO! _ OH NO! I SPY A SHIP! *jumps aboard big ship*
~* Will Britney retrieve her audience? Is lockhart going to survive the pirates? You'll see after this commercial break *~
CHUNKY OATS ARE FUN TO EAT! THEY ARE GREAT LIKE MAGICAL ME! *lockhart smiles*
CHUNKY!!!!!!!!
~* And now back to the HARRY POTTER SHOW!!! *~
Britney: *screams in fear of being alone*
Girls: *jump onto pirate ship with lockhart* Britney: oh no!!!!! what do I do?!??! *runs around frantically*
~* Meanwhile *~
Lockhart: Hello, fellow sailors! You may know me as the author of Magical Me!
Girls : *scream* WE READ THAT ONE!
Pirates: *blank stare*
Lockhart: *takes out wand* hahhaha tell me of your adventures please.or I will wand slice you! *waves wand*
Pirates: *are from LA* oy! Looks like he's tryin' some o' that voodoo stuff on us! MAKE IM WALK THE PLANK!
*Jack sparrow enters scene*
Sparrow: OY! Before we kill im, why not raid his ship?
Pirates: GOOD THINKIN SPARROW!
*pirates climb aboard Britney's ship*
Britney: omg omg omg! ITS JOHNNY DEPP!!!! I am the host of the HA-
Sparrow: I AM NOT JOHNNY DEPP!!!!! I AM CAP'N JACK SPARROW AND I AM RAIDING YOUR SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney: im the host of a talk show, called the Harry Potter Show..you know the book.. Can you maybe sit down so I can interveiw you and your crew?
Sparrow: OKAY!
*audience jumps out of ocean looking half..wet..*
Audience: YAY! JOHNNY DEPP!
Sparrow: *growls*
..::::::Readers at this point are to continue to chapter four, to read the interview.::::..