Me: Happy birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!
Hyper me: You look like a monkey and you smell like one too!
Me: YOU'RE SO HURTFULL!
Anyway, this chapter is dun dun dun dun deleted scenes! Wow. This really is turning out like a DVD. I promise they'll be funny!
Huckleberry Hound: I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone.
A/N: I AM REALLY SORRY IF I BASHED ANYONE IN HERE! Actually, I think I bashed everyone.
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Erol is the city standing ten feet away from Jak.
Erol: I challenge you to a race Eco-freak!
Jak: (is staring) Sorry but did you notice that you're wearing a dress?
Erol: (is wearing a dress) Don't back sass me mister! IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I WILL PUNISH YOU! (takes out a paper towel tube)
Jak: What's that?
Erol: TASTE MY BLADE SPAWN OF EVIL! (hits Jak in the head with tube)
Jak: AAAAAAAHH!!! HEAD WOUND! THE GERMS ARE RUSHING TO MY HEAD!! HELP!!!
Erol: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (jumps on a pink zoomer with a rainbow bumper sticker that reads 'I respect diversity')
Daxter: . . . Did I miss something?
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Jak and Ashelin are in the palace.
Jak: Why didn't you tell us you're the Baron's daughter?
Daxter: Ironic isn't it?
Ashelin: Ironic?! IRONIC?!?! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S IRONIC! IRONIC IS WHEN YOU SPEND 17 HOURS ON A SOUFLLE ONLY TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE OVEN WHEN A CERTAIN IDIOT (glares at Torn)
Torn: (looks like a hurt puppy)
Ashelin: BURSTS IN, SLAMS THE DOOR, AND WA LA! YOU'VE GOT A FLAT PASTRY! SEE YOU IN HADES F***ER! (jumps out a window)
Jak: . . . Was that in the script?
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Jak: That's why they call me Slim Shady. I'm back. I'm back.
Torn: Every seed turns into a flower, every minute turns to an hour! Never give up on hope! It's a life-saving rope!
Kor: Where da hood where da hood where da hood at.
Samos: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!
Daxter: WTF?!
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Morpheus: You've been living in a dream world, Neo.
Jak: Morpheus, you're in the wrong game again.
Morpheus: You are mistaken Jak. For it is you who is in the wrong game.
Jak: Why am I in a dress?
Daxter: HA-HA!! (looks down.) (is in latex) AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Morpheus: That is not a dress. It is more of a symbol of the one's power for it was made to look like a catholic priest's uniform. And the word Zion is in the bible four times. And Nebadcudnezzer was a king of Israel.
Jak: Suuuuuuure. And Arnold Shwarzunagger is the governor of California.
Entire Jak2 cast: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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The kid is sitting in a hospital room on the bed with Kor standing there. Let's call him Jimmy from now on.
Jimmy: The truth is . . . I, I see dead people.
Kor: Well, that nails it. Congratulations Jimmy, you are now legally insane!
Jimmy: Do I get off from school?
Kor: Absolutely!
Jimmy: YAY!
Jak blows the door off its hinges with his peacemaker.
Jak: Hey guys! What'd I miss?
Kor: Jimmy is now legally insane!
Jak: All right! I wish I was insane!
Erol blows a hole in the wall.
Erol: I'm already insane! SO HA!
Jak: You're mean!
Erol keeps taunting Jak and bragging about how he's already insane and he didn't need any lab tests or anything. They just knew he was insane right on the spot until Jak slices him into six pieces with his uber-cool dark Jak claws.
Kor: Lunch! (starts eating Erol sushi)
Erol: Ow! My liver! Oh well, it's not like I need it anymore seeing as how I'm dead.
Jak: That's right! SO SHUT IT!
Krew walks through the hole that Jak made. He is now about the size of a short, geeky, kid named Joseph. Or Stephen. Or Jacob. Or Ellis. Or Nick.
Jak: (swallows bite of Erol meat) Whoa! Krew! What happened to you? Hey! That rhymed!
Krew: When that tower exploded with me on it after you beat me like an egg, it made me realize something. HOLY S*** I'M FAT! So I went to the LA weight loss center but that didn't do crap so I had Lypo Suction! I nearly died, but who cares! OOOOOOO!! Wacha eatin?
Jak: Erol.
Krew: Yum! Can I have some?
Jak: Sure!
They all begin to gorge on Erol until Kor starts coughing.
Kor: ACK! COUGH! COUGH!
Jak: (mouth is full) hmp hmp hokie?
Kor coughs up a very plasticy-looking heart shaped blue stone.
Jak: So THAT'S what happened to it at the end of the movie!
Krew: MINE!! (grabs it) hehehehehahahahahahaHAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (eats it)
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Me: R&R please!
Hyper me: You look like a monkey and you smell like one too!
Me: YOU'RE SO HURTFULL!
Anyway, this chapter is dun dun dun dun deleted scenes! Wow. This really is turning out like a DVD. I promise they'll be funny!
Huckleberry Hound: I was so gay. But I couldn't tell anyone.
A/N: I AM REALLY SORRY IF I BASHED ANYONE IN HERE! Actually, I think I bashed everyone.
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Erol is the city standing ten feet away from Jak.
Erol: I challenge you to a race Eco-freak!
Jak: (is staring) Sorry but did you notice that you're wearing a dress?
Erol: (is wearing a dress) Don't back sass me mister! IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I WILL PUNISH YOU! (takes out a paper towel tube)
Jak: What's that?
Erol: TASTE MY BLADE SPAWN OF EVIL! (hits Jak in the head with tube)
Jak: AAAAAAAHH!!! HEAD WOUND! THE GERMS ARE RUSHING TO MY HEAD!! HELP!!!
Erol: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (jumps on a pink zoomer with a rainbow bumper sticker that reads 'I respect diversity')
Daxter: . . . Did I miss something?
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Jak and Ashelin are in the palace.
Jak: Why didn't you tell us you're the Baron's daughter?
Daxter: Ironic isn't it?
Ashelin: Ironic?! IRONIC?!?! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S IRONIC! IRONIC IS WHEN YOU SPEND 17 HOURS ON A SOUFLLE ONLY TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE OVEN WHEN A CERTAIN IDIOT (glares at Torn)
Torn: (looks like a hurt puppy)
Ashelin: BURSTS IN, SLAMS THE DOOR, AND WA LA! YOU'VE GOT A FLAT PASTRY! SEE YOU IN HADES F***ER! (jumps out a window)
Jak: . . . Was that in the script?
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Jak: That's why they call me Slim Shady. I'm back. I'm back.
Torn: Every seed turns into a flower, every minute turns to an hour! Never give up on hope! It's a life-saving rope!
Kor: Where da hood where da hood where da hood at.
Samos: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!
Daxter: WTF?!
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Morpheus: You've been living in a dream world, Neo.
Jak: Morpheus, you're in the wrong game again.
Morpheus: You are mistaken Jak. For it is you who is in the wrong game.
Jak: Why am I in a dress?
Daxter: HA-HA!! (looks down.) (is in latex) AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Morpheus: That is not a dress. It is more of a symbol of the one's power for it was made to look like a catholic priest's uniform. And the word Zion is in the bible four times. And Nebadcudnezzer was a king of Israel.
Jak: Suuuuuuure. And Arnold Shwarzunagger is the governor of California.
Entire Jak2 cast: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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The kid is sitting in a hospital room on the bed with Kor standing there. Let's call him Jimmy from now on.
Jimmy: The truth is . . . I, I see dead people.
Kor: Well, that nails it. Congratulations Jimmy, you are now legally insane!
Jimmy: Do I get off from school?
Kor: Absolutely!
Jimmy: YAY!
Jak blows the door off its hinges with his peacemaker.
Jak: Hey guys! What'd I miss?
Kor: Jimmy is now legally insane!
Jak: All right! I wish I was insane!
Erol blows a hole in the wall.
Erol: I'm already insane! SO HA!
Jak: You're mean!
Erol keeps taunting Jak and bragging about how he's already insane and he didn't need any lab tests or anything. They just knew he was insane right on the spot until Jak slices him into six pieces with his uber-cool dark Jak claws.
Kor: Lunch! (starts eating Erol sushi)
Erol: Ow! My liver! Oh well, it's not like I need it anymore seeing as how I'm dead.
Jak: That's right! SO SHUT IT!
Krew walks through the hole that Jak made. He is now about the size of a short, geeky, kid named Joseph. Or Stephen. Or Jacob. Or Ellis. Or Nick.
Jak: (swallows bite of Erol meat) Whoa! Krew! What happened to you? Hey! That rhymed!
Krew: When that tower exploded with me on it after you beat me like an egg, it made me realize something. HOLY S*** I'M FAT! So I went to the LA weight loss center but that didn't do crap so I had Lypo Suction! I nearly died, but who cares! OOOOOOO!! Wacha eatin?
Jak: Erol.
Krew: Yum! Can I have some?
Jak: Sure!
They all begin to gorge on Erol until Kor starts coughing.
Kor: ACK! COUGH! COUGH!
Jak: (mouth is full) hmp hmp hokie?
Kor coughs up a very plasticy-looking heart shaped blue stone.
Jak: So THAT'S what happened to it at the end of the movie!
Krew: MINE!! (grabs it) hehehehehahahahahahaHAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (eats it)
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Me: R&R please!