This is my Stacy's Mom parody, about Draco Malfoy. No flames, please! I don't care if you like Malfoy or not, but I do want to hear writing tips (good and bad). Thanks. :)

I don't own the song or the Slytherin (Ha. Only in my dreams!). Ok? So let us begin....

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Draco Malfoy's got it going on

Draco Malfoy's got it going on

Draco Malfoy's got it going on

Draco Malfoy's got it going on

Draco Malfoy, I wish I went to your school (to your school)

I think that that would be really cool (really cool)

We can send Crabbe and Goyle on a business trip (business trip)

They're real stupid, so you can try and give 'em the slip (give 'em the slip)

You know you're not the stupid Slytherin you're supposed to be, you are so nice now, baby can't you see

Draco Malfoy's got it going on

He's all I want and I've waited for so long

Real guys, can't you see, you're just not the ones for me

I know that it is dumb but I'm in love with Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy's got it going on

Draco Malfoy's got it going on

Draco, do you remember when I stalked you? (I stalked you)

Oh wait, that was only in my dreams (in my dreams)

I knew I liked you the moment I saw you

And I knew you'd like me, if only you existed (you exist)

And I know that you are just a fantasy

But since I have no life I could use a guy like you

Draco Malfoy's got it going on

He's all I want and I've waited for so long

Real guys, can't you see, you're just not the ones for me

I know that it is dumb but I'm in love with Draco Malfoy