Chapter Four: A Slap in the Face!
Soon after they arrived on a small but crowded island, the island of Tortuga. Sarah woke up and looked around, there were people everywhere; mostly drunk which was no surprise to her, seeing as Jack treasured this place so much.
Sarah got up and walked over to Jack, "We're getting off here? This is Tortuga, how can anything in this hell hole help us save this um- Elizabeth chick?" She said poking Jack the whole time trying to get his attention, he seemed to be in his own little world.
He finally looked up at Sarah, "Oh- Eh well luv we have to get a drink first" He said swaying his hands in her face.
"What?! A drink? Why the heck did we come all this way for a drink are you nuts!" She yelled in his face, this woke up Will.
"Aw well we need to er- Celebrate!" Jack said grinning while walking down to the docks, Sarah and Will followed.
"Why do we need to celebrate?! We haven't done anything yet!!!" Sarah said trying to catch up to Jack, Will seemed to catch up with him first.
Jack just completly ignored her question and went on rambling to Will. "I'll tell you mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no one would ever feel unwanted" Jack said proudly.
Sarah stopped chasing them they were to far ahead, then she thought to her self; 'I don't need to follow him, just lay back and wait till this stupid "I can only be like 20ft. from jack" thing----'.
Sarah stood there for awhile, nothing happened, she started to look around a bit. Then her stomach started to hurt and she quikly held her stomach and started cussing, before she knew it she was right infront of jack and she felt someone hit her on the back of the head; she quikly jerked her head around.
"You- You bitch, why did you slap my head?!" Sarah said with anger, before the woman could speak up Sarah punched her right in the face. "Bitch", Sarah mumbled under her breath; the woman was now unconsious lying on the ground. Will and Jack looked at her in shock.
Sarah then brushed her self off and stood next to Will, "Now what?" Sarah said as they just stood there.
Another woman, this time a blonde walked up to Jack. "Who was---She?" The woman said looking down at the unconsious girl then back up at Jack.
"What?" Jack said confused, The woman's face practiclly turned red and she slapped him across the face and stormed off..."I may of deserved that" Jack said rubbing his cheek.
Sarah looked over at Jack and couldn't help but laugh, "I'm starting to like this place" She said between giggles.
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They walked into a small alley type area, what seemed to be a hog pen, Sarah and Will shortly notice a man sleeping with the pigs.
"Ok this has topped the lists of freaky for me...is he dead?" Sarah said poking him.
"Watch out" Jack said, with this Sarah got up and Jack splashed a bucket of water on the man, this woke him up.
"Curse you for breathing you slack jawed idiot...Mother's love! JACK! You should know better then to wake a man when he's sleepin' , tis bad luck" The man said sitting up.
Sarah jumped back at his sudden awakenese, "He's alive, HE'S ALIVE!!!" She screamed in a sarcastic tone.
Jack then kneeled down to the man's level, "Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking".
The man started to repeat Jack's words to himself, when he got confused he replied, "Aye, that'll about do it". Will throws another bucket of water at him, "Blast! I'm already awake!".
Everyone looked at Will waiting for an answer, he finally spoke up, "That was for the smell" everyone shrugged their shoulders in agreement and head towards a nearby tavern.
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End of CH4, Why yes they're getting shorter and shorter heh? Well their wasn't much action in this scene but the bar chapter and getting the crew will be interesting hehe!
Soon after they arrived on a small but crowded island, the island of Tortuga. Sarah woke up and looked around, there were people everywhere; mostly drunk which was no surprise to her, seeing as Jack treasured this place so much.
Sarah got up and walked over to Jack, "We're getting off here? This is Tortuga, how can anything in this hell hole help us save this um- Elizabeth chick?" She said poking Jack the whole time trying to get his attention, he seemed to be in his own little world.
He finally looked up at Sarah, "Oh- Eh well luv we have to get a drink first" He said swaying his hands in her face.
"What?! A drink? Why the heck did we come all this way for a drink are you nuts!" She yelled in his face, this woke up Will.
"Aw well we need to er- Celebrate!" Jack said grinning while walking down to the docks, Sarah and Will followed.
"Why do we need to celebrate?! We haven't done anything yet!!!" Sarah said trying to catch up to Jack, Will seemed to catch up with him first.
Jack just completly ignored her question and went on rambling to Will. "I'll tell you mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no one would ever feel unwanted" Jack said proudly.
Sarah stopped chasing them they were to far ahead, then she thought to her self; 'I don't need to follow him, just lay back and wait till this stupid "I can only be like 20ft. from jack" thing----'.
Sarah stood there for awhile, nothing happened, she started to look around a bit. Then her stomach started to hurt and she quikly held her stomach and started cussing, before she knew it she was right infront of jack and she felt someone hit her on the back of the head; she quikly jerked her head around.
"You- You bitch, why did you slap my head?!" Sarah said with anger, before the woman could speak up Sarah punched her right in the face. "Bitch", Sarah mumbled under her breath; the woman was now unconsious lying on the ground. Will and Jack looked at her in shock.
Sarah then brushed her self off and stood next to Will, "Now what?" Sarah said as they just stood there.
Another woman, this time a blonde walked up to Jack. "Who was---She?" The woman said looking down at the unconsious girl then back up at Jack.
"What?" Jack said confused, The woman's face practiclly turned red and she slapped him across the face and stormed off..."I may of deserved that" Jack said rubbing his cheek.
Sarah looked over at Jack and couldn't help but laugh, "I'm starting to like this place" She said between giggles.
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They walked into a small alley type area, what seemed to be a hog pen, Sarah and Will shortly notice a man sleeping with the pigs.
"Ok this has topped the lists of freaky for me...is he dead?" Sarah said poking him.
"Watch out" Jack said, with this Sarah got up and Jack splashed a bucket of water on the man, this woke him up.
"Curse you for breathing you slack jawed idiot...Mother's love! JACK! You should know better then to wake a man when he's sleepin' , tis bad luck" The man said sitting up.
Sarah jumped back at his sudden awakenese, "He's alive, HE'S ALIVE!!!" She screamed in a sarcastic tone.
Jack then kneeled down to the man's level, "Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking".
The man started to repeat Jack's words to himself, when he got confused he replied, "Aye, that'll about do it". Will throws another bucket of water at him, "Blast! I'm already awake!".
Everyone looked at Will waiting for an answer, he finally spoke up, "That was for the smell" everyone shrugged their shoulders in agreement and head towards a nearby tavern.
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End of CH4, Why yes they're getting shorter and shorter heh? Well their wasn't much action in this scene but the bar chapter and getting the crew will be interesting hehe!
