Disclaimer: I do NOT own Lord of the Rings or any of it's characters.
I DO own Val, Jackie, they're friends and all their stupidity.
The girls walked down the elvish hall in wonder. Finally Legolas turned and opened a huge door, "Now you will have the best food in town!" and he led them down the flower clad room.
There sitting in the center of the room at a huge table was Lord Elrond, Arwen, Aragorn, and more elves with much importance. Val raced down the hall bowed quickly to Elrond, tripped on her dress, got up and continued running to the first empty chair she saw. "Eww it's Arwen" muttered Val, quite out of breath. Jackie didn't care; she was ALONE with LEGOLAS, so yeah. "Eww it's Arw. wait I'm Arwen! Damn." Arwen sighed and placed her arm around Aragorn. Val and Jackie nearly barfed. They never really liked Aragorn and sat as far away from him as possible. "Let the feast begin!" announced Elrond.
After eating Aragorn stood up, "I have an announcement to make!" he declared. "No REALLY!?" muttered Jackie. "Tomorrow I must leave for Bree and await Frodo and his little Hobbit companions; as Gandalf requested. But I need 2 elves, lord Elrond, to make sure they will be on they're way," he finished. "Hey dirty man!" exclaimed Val. "I'll go in search of Hobbits!" "Oi! I'm coming too!" pouted Jackie. "What about me?" whined Arwen. "What about you? You're prissy, well dressed and annoying. People like you should never go Hobbit Hunting," stated Jackie. "You are so hurtful! If my father wasn't present I'd put an elvish spell on you!" "Try this for an elvish spell," and Jackie punched her straight in the nose. Arwen screamed in agony, for her nose was now broken, blood streaming out of it onto her new Gucci Elvish dress. She ran out of the great hall so fast that she bumped into a tree because she wasn't looking where she was going. Aragorn followed after her screaming "Athelas! Someone bring me Athelas!"
Jackie had a huge grin of satisfaction on her face as she and Val did their special (yet stupid) handshake. Elrond looked disgraced, and Legolas was laughing. 10 minutes later Arwen came back, still crying, holding her head back with a tissue trying to stop the bleeding. Aragorn led her to her seat.
Elrond agreed to let Val and Jackie go with Aragorn. He wanted those "elves" away from Arwen right now. So the next day Aragorn and company set out for Bree. Val saw many a badger along the way and often stopped to poke with spoons. All the way there Val and Jackie sang Rancid, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, NoFx, etc. It would take three days more seeing they already passed the Ford and the girls singing of "Don't Call Me White" and "A.N.I.C" was making Aragorn uneasy. He later passed out. But thanks to Jackie watching Fellowship of the Ring all the time at home, they got to Bree in two days, not three.
Seeing they were to go to the Shire, not Bree, they trudged on; but not before buying some ponies from Nob. Finally they saw the gate at Buckland. "If only we had Merry here! He could get us in" muttered Val. "Hang on! I got an idea!" hissed Jackie. "Who goes there?" called the gate keeper. "We are friends of Master Meriadoc of Buckland and Bilbo of the Shire. Elves we are, let us in." Jackie said very elf-like. ".or I'll poke you with a spoon!!!!" warned Val. "Elves!? Goodness me, of course, come in come in!" and with that the gate keeper opened the gate. That was their first steps in the Shire. They had at least four days more till Bag End was in sight.
The girls walked down the elvish hall in wonder. Finally Legolas turned and opened a huge door, "Now you will have the best food in town!" and he led them down the flower clad room.
There sitting in the center of the room at a huge table was Lord Elrond, Arwen, Aragorn, and more elves with much importance. Val raced down the hall bowed quickly to Elrond, tripped on her dress, got up and continued running to the first empty chair she saw. "Eww it's Arwen" muttered Val, quite out of breath. Jackie didn't care; she was ALONE with LEGOLAS, so yeah. "Eww it's Arw. wait I'm Arwen! Damn." Arwen sighed and placed her arm around Aragorn. Val and Jackie nearly barfed. They never really liked Aragorn and sat as far away from him as possible. "Let the feast begin!" announced Elrond.
After eating Aragorn stood up, "I have an announcement to make!" he declared. "No REALLY!?" muttered Jackie. "Tomorrow I must leave for Bree and await Frodo and his little Hobbit companions; as Gandalf requested. But I need 2 elves, lord Elrond, to make sure they will be on they're way," he finished. "Hey dirty man!" exclaimed Val. "I'll go in search of Hobbits!" "Oi! I'm coming too!" pouted Jackie. "What about me?" whined Arwen. "What about you? You're prissy, well dressed and annoying. People like you should never go Hobbit Hunting," stated Jackie. "You are so hurtful! If my father wasn't present I'd put an elvish spell on you!" "Try this for an elvish spell," and Jackie punched her straight in the nose. Arwen screamed in agony, for her nose was now broken, blood streaming out of it onto her new Gucci Elvish dress. She ran out of the great hall so fast that she bumped into a tree because she wasn't looking where she was going. Aragorn followed after her screaming "Athelas! Someone bring me Athelas!"
Jackie had a huge grin of satisfaction on her face as she and Val did their special (yet stupid) handshake. Elrond looked disgraced, and Legolas was laughing. 10 minutes later Arwen came back, still crying, holding her head back with a tissue trying to stop the bleeding. Aragorn led her to her seat.
Elrond agreed to let Val and Jackie go with Aragorn. He wanted those "elves" away from Arwen right now. So the next day Aragorn and company set out for Bree. Val saw many a badger along the way and often stopped to poke with spoons. All the way there Val and Jackie sang Rancid, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, NoFx, etc. It would take three days more seeing they already passed the Ford and the girls singing of "Don't Call Me White" and "A.N.I.C" was making Aragorn uneasy. He later passed out. But thanks to Jackie watching Fellowship of the Ring all the time at home, they got to Bree in two days, not three.
Seeing they were to go to the Shire, not Bree, they trudged on; but not before buying some ponies from Nob. Finally they saw the gate at Buckland. "If only we had Merry here! He could get us in" muttered Val. "Hang on! I got an idea!" hissed Jackie. "Who goes there?" called the gate keeper. "We are friends of Master Meriadoc of Buckland and Bilbo of the Shire. Elves we are, let us in." Jackie said very elf-like. ".or I'll poke you with a spoon!!!!" warned Val. "Elves!? Goodness me, of course, come in come in!" and with that the gate keeper opened the gate. That was their first steps in the Shire. They had at least four days more till Bag End was in sight.