Thanks again for David, and Johnjpzx for ideas.
And again to Johnjpzx for proofreading.
FFX© and EuroMan© In Sarcastic Land©
CHAPTER 3!!!
Hired Crowd:.yay.
Troubled Error13 to Crowd: (BE MORE uh..HAPPY!) Oh were recording?
David: You idiot.
Johnjpzx: Continuing of from a few sentences ago. The ketchup is about to attack the group.
TroubledError13: And remember folks if words are in all caps it means it is said in a sarcastic tone!
START OF CHAPTER 3!!!!
Crowd:Yay!
Troubled Error13: (That's what I'm talking about ^_^)
Tidus: Ahhhhhh! The Ketchup is going to kill me!!!!! Help!!! Help!!!
Yuna runs over to Tidus and kicks him in balls to make it now 14½ times.
Tidus then faints from the pain
Wakka: Let me ya save the day! Ya!
Wakka then walks up to the flying ketchup and then runs away scared.
Wakka: It must ya be the ya damn Al Bhed ya!
Rikku holding up her weapon to Wakka's face: Hey what do you mean Al Bhed?!?!?!
Wakka: I ya meant only an ya Al Bhed could ya save us..
Rikku: That's what I thought!
Rikku then gives a swift kick to his nads.
Rikku then looks at the flying ketchup bottles: Yuna?
Yuna: What?
Rikku: Can you summon someone to kill these?
Yuna: Sure!
EuroMan: Am I gona get a line is this story or not!
Troubled Error13: Yes you just did!
EuroMan: -_-' Shut up!
Troubled Error13: Now back to the story
Yuna does an extremely stupid dance thing and then IT comes..
EuroMan: What the crap is that thing!!!
???:I am the one they call YOJIMBO!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Crowd: Hahahahahaha (in monotone)
EuroMan: And what does this. . .Thing do?
Yuna: It'll attack for us.
Yojimbo: Only if you pay $399.99 + Tax
Rikku: You freaking crazy?!
Yojimbo: No, I just like money.
Yuna: We'll pay you later just attack the ketchup!
Yojimbo: Flying Ketchup huh? That'll be $999.99 +Tax
Tidus: What's the tax for first?
Yojimbo: Labor tax.
Tidus: Oh ok. That makes sence.
Rikku kicks Tidus in the balls to make it 14½ times.
Tidus faints from pain once again.
Rikku: Uh.. lets just put that on Wakka's credit..
Wakka: Oh no ya you don't!
Rikku with weapon at Wakka again: Oh yes I do!
Wakka under his breath: What a ya little ya bitch.ya.
Rikku: I heard that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wakka: Oops!!!
Yojimbo is attacking the ketchup as Rikku and Wakka take care of some business
Wakka: Ouch that's gona leave a mark!!!!!!!
Rikku: I'm just getting started!!!
Troubled Error13: We will just skip ahead 1 hour so we can just skip the fight because I suck at writing.
EuroMan: Ooooooookkkkk I am just mentally troubled now...
Rikku: I think I am too.
EuroMan: Can we leave now?.before I throw up?
Rikku: I hope...
END OF CHAPTER 3!!!!
Troubled Error13: The moral of this story is uh...never summon a Yojimbo? No that's not it...how about A Fight with Yojimbo and flying ketchup can be deadly? Ah what ever if I think of one I'll put it down here later...
Chapter 3 Version 1.4
FFX, Yuna, Tidus, Wakka, and Rikku are copyrighted trademarks of SquareSoft EuroMan is copyright of uh us?
Updated on 12-5-03 at 11:38 PM Eastern Standard Time
Rikku, Yojimbo, Yuna, Tidus, and Wakka are reguestered Trademarks of Squaresoft Inc.
©2002 2003 of Troubled Error13.
FFX© and EuroMan© In Sarcastic Land©
CHAPTER 3!!!
Hired Crowd:.yay.
Troubled Error13 to Crowd: (BE MORE uh..HAPPY!) Oh were recording?
David: You idiot.
Johnjpzx: Continuing of from a few sentences ago. The ketchup is about to attack the group.
TroubledError13: And remember folks if words are in all caps it means it is said in a sarcastic tone!
START OF CHAPTER 3!!!!
Crowd:Yay!
Troubled Error13: (That's what I'm talking about ^_^)
Tidus: Ahhhhhh! The Ketchup is going to kill me!!!!! Help!!! Help!!!
Yuna runs over to Tidus and kicks him in balls to make it now 14½ times.
Tidus then faints from the pain
Wakka: Let me ya save the day! Ya!
Wakka then walks up to the flying ketchup and then runs away scared.
Wakka: It must ya be the ya damn Al Bhed ya!
Rikku holding up her weapon to Wakka's face: Hey what do you mean Al Bhed?!?!?!
Wakka: I ya meant only an ya Al Bhed could ya save us..
Rikku: That's what I thought!
Rikku then gives a swift kick to his nads.
Rikku then looks at the flying ketchup bottles: Yuna?
Yuna: What?
Rikku: Can you summon someone to kill these?
Yuna: Sure!
EuroMan: Am I gona get a line is this story or not!
Troubled Error13: Yes you just did!
EuroMan: -_-' Shut up!
Troubled Error13: Now back to the story
Yuna does an extremely stupid dance thing and then IT comes..
EuroMan: What the crap is that thing!!!
???:I am the one they call YOJIMBO!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Crowd: Hahahahahaha (in monotone)
EuroMan: And what does this. . .Thing do?
Yuna: It'll attack for us.
Yojimbo: Only if you pay $399.99 + Tax
Rikku: You freaking crazy?!
Yojimbo: No, I just like money.
Yuna: We'll pay you later just attack the ketchup!
Yojimbo: Flying Ketchup huh? That'll be $999.99 +Tax
Tidus: What's the tax for first?
Yojimbo: Labor tax.
Tidus: Oh ok. That makes sence.
Rikku kicks Tidus in the balls to make it 14½ times.
Tidus faints from pain once again.
Rikku: Uh.. lets just put that on Wakka's credit..
Wakka: Oh no ya you don't!
Rikku with weapon at Wakka again: Oh yes I do!
Wakka under his breath: What a ya little ya bitch.ya.
Rikku: I heard that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wakka: Oops!!!
Yojimbo is attacking the ketchup as Rikku and Wakka take care of some business
Wakka: Ouch that's gona leave a mark!!!!!!!
Rikku: I'm just getting started!!!
Troubled Error13: We will just skip ahead 1 hour so we can just skip the fight because I suck at writing.
EuroMan: Ooooooookkkkk I am just mentally troubled now...
Rikku: I think I am too.
EuroMan: Can we leave now?.before I throw up?
Rikku: I hope...
END OF CHAPTER 3!!!!
Troubled Error13: The moral of this story is uh...never summon a Yojimbo? No that's not it...how about A Fight with Yojimbo and flying ketchup can be deadly? Ah what ever if I think of one I'll put it down here later...
Chapter 3 Version 1.4
FFX, Yuna, Tidus, Wakka, and Rikku are copyrighted trademarks of SquareSoft EuroMan is copyright of uh us?
Updated on 12-5-03 at 11:38 PM Eastern Standard Time
Rikku, Yojimbo, Yuna, Tidus, and Wakka are reguestered Trademarks of Squaresoft Inc.
©2002 2003 of Troubled Error13.
