Thanks again for David, and Johnjpzx for ideas. And again to Johnjpzx for proofreading.

FFX© and EuroMan© In Sarcastic Land©

CHAPTER 3!!!

Hired Crowd:.yay.

Troubled Error13 to Crowd: (BE MORE uh..HAPPY!) Oh were recording?

David: You idiot.

Johnjpzx: Continuing of from a few sentences ago. The ketchup is about to attack the group.

TroubledError13: And remember folks if words are in all caps it means it is said in a sarcastic tone!

START OF CHAPTER 3!!!!

Crowd:Yay!

Troubled Error13: (That's what I'm talking about ^_^)

Tidus: Ahhhhhh! The Ketchup is going to kill me!!!!! Help!!! Help!!!

Yuna runs over to Tidus and kicks him in balls to make it now 14½ times.

Tidus then faints from the pain

Wakka: Let me ya save the day! Ya!

Wakka then walks up to the flying ketchup and then runs away scared.

Wakka: It must ya be the ya damn Al Bhed ya!

Rikku holding up her weapon to Wakka's face: Hey what do you mean Al Bhed?!?!?!

Wakka: I ya meant only an ya Al Bhed could ya save us..

Rikku: That's what I thought!

Rikku then gives a swift kick to his nads.

Rikku then looks at the flying ketchup bottles: Yuna?

Yuna: What?

Rikku: Can you summon someone to kill these?

Yuna: Sure!

EuroMan: Am I gona get a line is this story or not!

Troubled Error13: Yes you just did!

EuroMan: -_-' Shut up!

Troubled Error13: Now back to the story

Yuna does an extremely stupid dance thing and then IT comes..

EuroMan: What the crap is that thing!!!

???:I am the one they call YOJIMBO!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: O.o

Crowd: Hahahahahaha (in monotone)

EuroMan: And what does this. . .Thing do?

Yuna: It'll attack for us.

Yojimbo: Only if you pay $399.99 + Tax

Rikku: You freaking crazy?!

Yojimbo: No, I just like money.

Yuna: We'll pay you later just attack the ketchup!

Yojimbo: Flying Ketchup huh? That'll be $999.99 +Tax

Tidus: What's the tax for first?

Yojimbo: Labor tax.

Tidus: Oh ok. That makes sence.

Rikku kicks Tidus in the balls to make it 14½ times.

Tidus faints from pain once again.

Rikku: Uh.. lets just put that on Wakka's credit..

Wakka: Oh no ya you don't!

Rikku with weapon at Wakka again: Oh yes I do!

Wakka under his breath: What a ya little ya bitch.ya.

Rikku: I heard that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wakka: Oops!!!

Yojimbo is attacking the ketchup as Rikku and Wakka take care of some business

Wakka: Ouch that's gona leave a mark!!!!!!!

Rikku: I'm just getting started!!!

Troubled Error13: We will just skip ahead 1 hour so we can just skip the fight because I suck at writing.

EuroMan: Ooooooookkkkk I am just mentally troubled now...

Rikku: I think I am too.

EuroMan: Can we leave now?.before I throw up?

Rikku: I hope...

END OF CHAPTER 3!!!!

Troubled Error13: The moral of this story is uh...never summon a Yojimbo? No that's not it...how about A Fight with Yojimbo and flying ketchup can be deadly? Ah what ever if I think of one I'll put it down here later...

Chapter 3 Version 1.4

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