David: I found out a moral for chapter 3! It's Yojimbo a retard!
Yojimbo: Thank you and my web site is www.YojImbO.VomIt/I_suck/turds_on_a_stick/12
Troubled Error13: We hold no responsibly for the outcome of this link.
Johnjpzx: Okay, I have nothing to say, but I'm just saying this to take up space CAUSE I'M SPECAIL!!!!!
David: As we continue from are last chapter (I think)
Troubled Error13: You...thinking? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
EuroMan: Just get on with the freakin story!
Troubled Error13: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey
All: O_o
David: Riiight... As I was saying...uh...I'm at a blank, narrator take over.
Narrator: zzzz
Troubled Error13: I said wake up!!!!!
Narrator: Ah..ok sorry. My bad, since it was a vary long time since the last time we made a story I'm a bit rusty about the events of the last chapter.
EuroMan: We where going back to my "pad"
Narrator: Ohhhh yah, well they are going to EuroMan's "pad"
Strange Voice: Start of chapter 4! Wahahahahahahahah
All: O_o
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |Chapter 4 ~~~~ | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Narrator: Sweet chapter thing up there!
Troubled Error13: Thank you.
EuroMan: JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!!
Narrator: Ok.
* Starts *
Narrator: As we last left off with are wonderful team of sideshow freaks...I mean hero's, they just got rid of the ketchup bottles.
Random person in crowd: Tidus is a sideshow freak though.
Another random person: And Rikku is the best!!!!
Narrator: Oh yea, sorry about that.Well anyway, after that disturbing battle between Yojimbo and the ketchup, they decided to take a nice walk to a lake before going to EuroMan's "pad".
They walk up the path and meet a crossing guard.
Guard: To get to the lake it will cost 55 Smarshbe's.
Tidus: What the **** is a Smarshbe?
Tidus wonders why he just made a beep sound.
EuroMan: The name of the "money" as you people say it, in Sarcastic Land.
Rikku: Wow, Tidus, you didn't ask something stupid! I gotta mark this on my PDA!
She fiddles around with this PDA that sorta appeared out of nowhere.
Wakka: Ya why didn't ya I get a ya PDA?
Rikku: Because the author of the story don't like you so (She sticks out her tongue to Wakka).
EuroMan gets out his PDA: See we are the cool people who get free toys from the author.
Yuna green with envy: I WANT A PDA!!!! I'm not gona summon at all if I don't get a PDA.
Troubled Error13: But if I do we will be over budget and have this story killed.
Yuna: Oh, screw you all then.
She walks off into the water of the lake to take a bath. She then realizes 2 things; first off that it's a lake of sewer water. Second off, she just got naked in a public lake and is now being stared at by a handful of people.
Yuna: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STARING AT!!!
Teenage boys: Guess.
Yuna then chases after them threating to summon Ifrit.
Rikku: Ok why the hell is there a lake of sewer water?
EuroMan: People to cheap to get real water.
All of a sudden you hear a girl scream and run up to Tidus and kisses him.
Tidus just stands there blinking
Rikku: What the vilg are you doing and who are you?
Wakka, who was interrupted from staring at Yuna running around naked turns to the girl, who looks around the age of 14 or 15 and screams this at her: WA YA HA YA HOYY!
Strange girl: I am Ashley, and if you say that to me again, I will Irish Dance seductively and you will be forced to stop saying "ya" in-between every fucking word in your sentence.
Tidus: Why doesn't she beep when she says a cuss word?
Rikku, surprised to see someone kiss Tidus: Shut up Tidus. Um.alright Ashley, what the hell was that all about? Do you know him or something?
Ashley: No, but he is just so drop-dead gorgeous and I was tired of watching you bitches making fun of him.
Rikku thinks, "Damn, I thought maybe she wasn't totally retarded like everyone else.or maybe using her I can get Yuna to go away, she's a lot better then Yuna." She looks to the right seeing her run around naked chasing after teenagers who seem to be enjoying that a little to much. She was comparing them two.
Tidus is still sitting there confused, not sure what the hell happened, since he was never kissed before, not counting that gay guy down his street when he was 13.
Tidus: HEY NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!!!!
Narrator: Sorry, but it was funny.
Wakka: Get ya away from ya me now you ya freak ya!
Ashley: Can I come along with you people?
EuroMan: I could care less. Since Wakka, Tidus, and Yuna are really..."Special"... I'll let you decide Rikku.
Rikku: Fine, you can come along with us. Just don't like rape him in the night, I don't want to hear that. Also you'll need to pay um...EuroMan, what is good price for this?
EuroMan: About 60 Smarshbes
Rikku: Ok, you'll pay 60 Smarshbes every 3 weeks. Ok?
Ashley: 50
Rikku: it's 60
Ashley: I think you meant 50.
Rikku: I know I meant 60. So shut up.
Ashley: 55?
Rikku: IT'S 60 SO GET OVER IT!
Ashley: 59?
Rikku sighs and says: Fine, 59 Smarshbes every 2 weeks.
Ashley: But you said every 3 weeks.
Rikku, whose angered right now: SHUT UP BITCH!
Ashley: Don't make me Irish dance you whore!
They then get into a catfight.
Wakka: I'll ya bet $30 on ya Rikku.
Tidus: Na, I think Ashley is gona win.
Ashley uses, "SUPER IRISH DANCE" spell on Rikku.
Rikku: What the hell??
Rikku: Fine, I give up, that was the most screwed up thing I've ever seen, plus I want Wakka to lose $30, just because how screwed up his speech is.
Wakka hands over the $30 to Tidus
Wakka: I can't explain how much I hate you all.
Tidus: YAY! Money for my Ashley porn!
Everyone looks at Ashley.
Ashley: What the hell...How did you find that!
Ashley snatches it away from Tidus and looks in it.
Ashley: Damn...I'm hott.
Everyone: o.o
Rikku then snatches it off of Ashley and burns it
Rikku: Lets lay off the porn for now.
EuroMan puts away his Playboy magazines.
EuroMan: Damn you Rikku, lets set up camp. It's getting dark.
Wakka: Yea, ya, we have a problem ya.
Rikku: And what would that be ya boy?
Wakka: We only have 2 tents.
Rikku: I get my own
She takes the one tent and starts setting it up.
Wakka: Ok we have 1.
Ashley: I get my own, with Tidus of course.
EuroMan: We hear ANYTHING and you will have to pay triple.
Tidus is confused, since he has no idea about the concept of sex.
Narrator: Everyone then fell asleep. Besides Yuna, who ended up doing a Playboy shooting without even knowing it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | End of Chapter 4 | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Moral of the story is: Never let Yuna take bath in sewage.
Version 1 was completed on 12/5/03 at 11:19 P.M. Eastern Standard Time.
©2003
Yojimbo: Thank you and my web site is www.YojImbO.VomIt/I_suck/turds_on_a_stick/12
Troubled Error13: We hold no responsibly for the outcome of this link.
Johnjpzx: Okay, I have nothing to say, but I'm just saying this to take up space CAUSE I'M SPECAIL!!!!!
David: As we continue from are last chapter (I think)
Troubled Error13: You...thinking? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
EuroMan: Just get on with the freakin story!
Troubled Error13: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey
All: O_o
David: Riiight... As I was saying...uh...I'm at a blank, narrator take over.
Narrator: zzzz
Troubled Error13: I said wake up!!!!!
Narrator: Ah..ok sorry. My bad, since it was a vary long time since the last time we made a story I'm a bit rusty about the events of the last chapter.
EuroMan: We where going back to my "pad"
Narrator: Ohhhh yah, well they are going to EuroMan's "pad"
Strange Voice: Start of chapter 4! Wahahahahahahahah
All: O_o
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |Chapter 4 ~~~~ | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Narrator: Sweet chapter thing up there!
Troubled Error13: Thank you.
EuroMan: JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!!
Narrator: Ok.
* Starts *
Narrator: As we last left off with are wonderful team of sideshow freaks...I mean hero's, they just got rid of the ketchup bottles.
Random person in crowd: Tidus is a sideshow freak though.
Another random person: And Rikku is the best!!!!
Narrator: Oh yea, sorry about that.Well anyway, after that disturbing battle between Yojimbo and the ketchup, they decided to take a nice walk to a lake before going to EuroMan's "pad".
They walk up the path and meet a crossing guard.
Guard: To get to the lake it will cost 55 Smarshbe's.
Tidus: What the **** is a Smarshbe?
Tidus wonders why he just made a beep sound.
EuroMan: The name of the "money" as you people say it, in Sarcastic Land.
Rikku: Wow, Tidus, you didn't ask something stupid! I gotta mark this on my PDA!
She fiddles around with this PDA that sorta appeared out of nowhere.
Wakka: Ya why didn't ya I get a ya PDA?
Rikku: Because the author of the story don't like you so (She sticks out her tongue to Wakka).
EuroMan gets out his PDA: See we are the cool people who get free toys from the author.
Yuna green with envy: I WANT A PDA!!!! I'm not gona summon at all if I don't get a PDA.
Troubled Error13: But if I do we will be over budget and have this story killed.
Yuna: Oh, screw you all then.
She walks off into the water of the lake to take a bath. She then realizes 2 things; first off that it's a lake of sewer water. Second off, she just got naked in a public lake and is now being stared at by a handful of people.
Yuna: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STARING AT!!!
Teenage boys: Guess.
Yuna then chases after them threating to summon Ifrit.
Rikku: Ok why the hell is there a lake of sewer water?
EuroMan: People to cheap to get real water.
All of a sudden you hear a girl scream and run up to Tidus and kisses him.
Tidus just stands there blinking
Rikku: What the vilg are you doing and who are you?
Wakka, who was interrupted from staring at Yuna running around naked turns to the girl, who looks around the age of 14 or 15 and screams this at her: WA YA HA YA HOYY!
Strange girl: I am Ashley, and if you say that to me again, I will Irish Dance seductively and you will be forced to stop saying "ya" in-between every fucking word in your sentence.
Tidus: Why doesn't she beep when she says a cuss word?
Rikku, surprised to see someone kiss Tidus: Shut up Tidus. Um.alright Ashley, what the hell was that all about? Do you know him or something?
Ashley: No, but he is just so drop-dead gorgeous and I was tired of watching you bitches making fun of him.
Rikku thinks, "Damn, I thought maybe she wasn't totally retarded like everyone else.or maybe using her I can get Yuna to go away, she's a lot better then Yuna." She looks to the right seeing her run around naked chasing after teenagers who seem to be enjoying that a little to much. She was comparing them two.
Tidus is still sitting there confused, not sure what the hell happened, since he was never kissed before, not counting that gay guy down his street when he was 13.
Tidus: HEY NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!!!!
Narrator: Sorry, but it was funny.
Wakka: Get ya away from ya me now you ya freak ya!
Ashley: Can I come along with you people?
EuroMan: I could care less. Since Wakka, Tidus, and Yuna are really..."Special"... I'll let you decide Rikku.
Rikku: Fine, you can come along with us. Just don't like rape him in the night, I don't want to hear that. Also you'll need to pay um...EuroMan, what is good price for this?
EuroMan: About 60 Smarshbes
Rikku: Ok, you'll pay 60 Smarshbes every 3 weeks. Ok?
Ashley: 50
Rikku: it's 60
Ashley: I think you meant 50.
Rikku: I know I meant 60. So shut up.
Ashley: 55?
Rikku: IT'S 60 SO GET OVER IT!
Ashley: 59?
Rikku sighs and says: Fine, 59 Smarshbes every 2 weeks.
Ashley: But you said every 3 weeks.
Rikku, whose angered right now: SHUT UP BITCH!
Ashley: Don't make me Irish dance you whore!
They then get into a catfight.
Wakka: I'll ya bet $30 on ya Rikku.
Tidus: Na, I think Ashley is gona win.
Ashley uses, "SUPER IRISH DANCE" spell on Rikku.
Rikku: What the hell??
Rikku: Fine, I give up, that was the most screwed up thing I've ever seen, plus I want Wakka to lose $30, just because how screwed up his speech is.
Wakka hands over the $30 to Tidus
Wakka: I can't explain how much I hate you all.
Tidus: YAY! Money for my Ashley porn!
Everyone looks at Ashley.
Ashley: What the hell...How did you find that!
Ashley snatches it away from Tidus and looks in it.
Ashley: Damn...I'm hott.
Everyone: o.o
Rikku then snatches it off of Ashley and burns it
Rikku: Lets lay off the porn for now.
EuroMan puts away his Playboy magazines.
EuroMan: Damn you Rikku, lets set up camp. It's getting dark.
Wakka: Yea, ya, we have a problem ya.
Rikku: And what would that be ya boy?
Wakka: We only have 2 tents.
Rikku: I get my own
She takes the one tent and starts setting it up.
Wakka: Ok we have 1.
Ashley: I get my own, with Tidus of course.
EuroMan: We hear ANYTHING and you will have to pay triple.
Tidus is confused, since he has no idea about the concept of sex.
Narrator: Everyone then fell asleep. Besides Yuna, who ended up doing a Playboy shooting without even knowing it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | End of Chapter 4 | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Moral of the story is: Never let Yuna take bath in sewage.
Version 1 was completed on 12/5/03 at 11:19 P.M. Eastern Standard Time.
©2003