Me: Hey everyone. This is my newest fan fic! It's actually a Christmas special, and we all know Christmas comes only once a year, so that's why this is a special fan fiction.
Yami: Each day in December, Ice-dragon1018 (who will be known as Ice) is going to try to post up one Christmas song. You can request songs, have them dedicated to other people, and you can even have them about someone. But they have to be a Christmas carol, or have something to do with Christmas.
Me: That's right. For example, a popular Christmas carol is Frosty the Snowman. If someone wanted, I could change it so it would be Kaiba the Duellist. That kind of thing. The first song that we have today is "Where Are You Christmas?" by Faith Hill. It's from How the Grinch Stole Christmas movie. It's such a great song. I suggest you download it, but who really listens to me?
Yami: Nobody.
Me: That's so mean Yami. *bursts out crying*
Yami: Sorry. *hugs Ice* I didn't mean it.
Joey: Sure ya didn't.
Me: *stops crying* JOEY!
Joey: ^_^
Yami: *sighs in relief*
Me: Okay, let's get on with this. Yami? The disclaimer?
Yami: Ice doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the songs she puts on. By the way, this is a radio station (that Ice owns) called, "The Christmas Insanity Room".
Joey: She forces anime characters to sing Christmas carols that you reviewers request.
Yami: So don't review. Set us free!
Me: *irritated* Can we start please?
Yami and Joey: Sure, why not.
Me: Okay, here is the first Christmas song, "Where Are You Christmas?" by Faith Hill. But I've decided to change it to a parody called "Where Are You Duelling?" by Yugi Motou. Enjoy!
Where Are You Duelling?
By Yugi Motou
Where
are you duelling?
Why can't I find you?
Why have you gone away?
Where is the challenge
You used to bring me?
Why can't I hear music play?
My deck is changing
I'm rearranging
Does that mean duelling changes too?
Where are you Dark Magician?
Do you remember
The duellist you used to know?
I'm not the same duellist
See what the time's done
Is that why I have to take you out?
Duelling is here
Everywhere, oh
Duelling is here
If you care, oh
If there is hope in your heart and your mind
You will feel like duelling all the time, oh
I feel you Yami
I know I've found you
You never fade away, oh
The joy of duelling
Stays here in silence
Fills each and every heart with love
Where are you duelling?
Fills your heart with love. . .
Umm hum. . .
Me: That's so kawaii!
Joey: *looks at Yami and starts twirling his finger beside his head*
Yami: *nods*
Me: Our second song for tonight is "As Long As There's Christmas" by Play. But I made a parody of it. It's called, "As Long As There's Cards" by De Duellists!
Yami: Actually, it's by De Yamis.
Joey: Nu-uh! It's by De Duellists!
Me: Joey's right!
Yami: You only agree with him all the time because you have a crush on him.
Me: o_0 Not true!
Yami: Prove it! I'll ask Joey a question and we'll see if you agree with him.
Me: Do we really have time for this?
Joey: Come on Ice. No big deal. *turns to Yami* Ask away.
Yami: What's the weakest card in Duel Monsters?
Joey: Kuribo?
Me: Nope. It's Relinquished.
Yami: You – okay, never mind. I meant the weakest monster that wasn't a Ritual monster.
Me: Okay. It's Kuribo if you aren't counting Ritual monsters. At least it is according to what Seto said in the duel between him and you on yesterday's episode.
Joey: You're that far behind?
Me: No. But the people dudes who air the episodes were doing reruns from Duellist Kingdom. So, I'm thinking, 'Hey. I haven't seen this episode yet. Perfect time to.'
Yami: *sleeping*
Me: *yells* Wake up Yami!!
Yami: *wakes up* What?
Me: We're putting the next song on the air now.
Yami: That's nice. Wake me up when the song is over.
Joey: But don't you wanna hear yourself sing?
Yami: Not really.
Me and Joey: -_-
Me: Aww forget him. I wanna hear you sing Joey.
Joey: ^_^ I got a fan.
Me: Actually, you got a lot of them. They just aren't here now. On another topic, do you want to introduce the song?
Joey: Sure. ^_^ Here it is! The song you have all been waiting for! "As Long As There's Cards" by De Duellists!
As Long As There's Cards
By De Duellists
[Ryou]
Don't look inside a booster pack
Don't look in a deck
The one thing we're looking for
Is something we can't find
[Joey]
Far more precious than rare cards
And more splendid than Kuribo
Is something to treasure
But is something we can't hold
[All]
As long as there's cards
I truly believe
That monsters are the greatest of the cards
We'll receive (we'll receive)
[Yugi]
As we all duel together
It's the time to rejoice
And though we may look different
We are duelling with one purpose, oh
[All]
As long as there's cards
I truly believe
That traps are the greatest of the cards
We'll receive
[Joey]
There is more (so much more)
To this Duel Monsters game (to this Duel Monsters game)
Than strategy than logic
Wins and losses and ties
Those things will come and go (Come and go)
[All]
As long as there's cards
I truly do believe that
Magic are the greatest of the cards
We will receive (we'll receive)
[All]
As long as there's cards
I truly believe (I truly believe)
That rare cards are the greatest of the cards
We'll receive
[Ryou]
That rare cards are the greatest cards we'll receive!
Me: Okay, that original to that last song I just played was way better. Okay, there are certain songs that I can't make a parody out of! Are you gonna sue me for it?
Yami: Yup. I'll have my lawyers after you in a bit. The Tomb Robber's using them.
Joey: Do we want to know why?
Yami: He's using them to get free stuff from the pet store.
Me: He stopped stealing?
Yami: No. Ryou bought him a turtle, and a week after the Tomb Robber had it, the turtle which he named Stanley, died. He took it back to the pet store with the lawyers and plans on telling them they sold him a dead turtle.
Me and Joey: o_0
Yami: And he' still crying over Stanley.
Bakura: *far away* STANLEY!!!!
Yami, Me and Joey: o_0
Me: Sorry everyone, but that's all we have time for today.
Yami: YAY! FREEDOM! *runs into the wall mistaking it for the door*
Joey: o_0
Me: He did know I painted a fake door on the wall for decoration, right?
Yami: @_@
Joey: Does that answer your question?
Me: Yeppers! ^_^ Anyway, I'll see everyone next chapter! Please review!