Me: Hey, welcome back to The Christmas Insanity Room. Sorry I couldn't post another chapter up Wednesday or Thursday. I was really busy working on my other fic, and Thursday and yesterday, I couldn't log onto the internet. To make it up to you, I'm gonna do the request and three extra Christmas songs so we have a total of four songs.
Yami: Oh dear god! No! I thought I told you people not to review!
Me: As if people will actually listen to you.
Yami: But I'm the Pharaoh!
Me: Correction . . . was. 5000 years ago . . . according to the dub
episodes.
Yami: Like Joey asked last chapter, you're that far behind?
Me: Nope. I just remember stuff like this.
Yami: How could you remember anything when you don't have a brain?
Me: *eyes become teary* How can you be so mean? *cries*
Yami: *sighs* Here we go again. Is it me or does Ice cry every day?
Me: *stops crying* It's you.
Yami: --_--
Me: Okay. Let's get this show on the road! One of
my best friends here on ff.net, Music Chick, requested for Yamato (or Matt. .
.it depends if you watch the dubs of Digimon) to sing Silent Night, a popular
Christmas carol. Let's bring Matt and Music Chick (MC as she will be referred
to) in!
*Matt and MC enter the studio and sit down on the purple and blue bean bag
chairs*
Me: Hey guys. What's up?
Matt: *grumbles*
MC: Sorry Ice. He just doesn't wanna be here.
Matt: I get the feeling that Yami doesn't wanna be here either. You two girls are evil!
MC and Me: Thanks! ^_^
Yami and Matt: --_--
Me: Okay MC, you told me you want to have Matt here sing Silent Night to you. And you want a parody of it?
MC: Yup ^_^
Me: Okay. Yami, do the disclaimer. Yami?
*turns around to see Yami and Matt trying to sneak out of the studio*
MC and Me: Get back here! *walks over to the two boys and drags them back to their seats*
Me: Yami, if you're a good little boy, I'll let you leave, and have Seto take your place. But you have to stay and behave for today's show. Deal?
Yami: *looks like a little boy on Christmas morning*
Me: *sigh* Just do the disclaimer, alright?
Yami: Ice doesn't own any of the originals of the songs that she puts on the air. She does own the parody lyrics though. Anything that has been changed in the song was done by Ice. If you die of boredom, you can get a relative to sue her for wasting your time.
Me: That wasn't nice Yami. . .
MC: *smacks Yami across the back of the head*
Yami: _ Oww! What was that for?
MC: *shrugs* I don't know. Felt like it. ^_^
Me: Okay, here we go. Live from the Christmas Insanity Room, here's Matt Ishida singing "Concert Night" to the tune of "Silent Night". By the way, MC, if this parody sucks, sorry.
Concert Night
By Matt Ishida
Concert night
Party night
All is noisy
All is bright
'Round yon virgin
Ren and Digimon
Precious Digimon
So tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Me: Okay MC, sorry, but that song sucked. I can't do parodies of songs like that.
MC: It's okay. At least I got my, and I quote June, "Mattie" to sing me my Christmas carol. Want me to hang out a little while longer so we can torture the boys?
Me: Sure ^_^
Matt: I did my job. I'm out of here! *stands up*
Yami: *grabs Matt's shirt and yanks him back down* If I have to stay here, so do you.
Matt: There is too much insanity here.
MC: Well, duh, that's why it's called The Christmas Insanity Room. . .Ice, you need a shorter name.
Me: A shorter name? Cool beans! ^_^
MC: ^_^
Matt and Yami: *sighs*
Matt: You know you're in trouble when MC and Ice are together. . .they're evil.
Yami: Together, they're worse than Pegasus!
Matt: Add the Dark Masters to Pegasus and that still doesn't equal the level of evilness that is produced by MC and Ice.
MC and Me: ^_^
Yami: You know when Ice and MC have a blonde moment (no offence to blondes!) when they take something we say as a compliment.
Me and MC: --_--
Me: Okay, enough talk. Let's put the next song on. MC, care to introduce it?
MC: Sure. The next song is called Kidnap Mr Sandy Claws. . .this song is from The Nightmare Before Christmas movie. Since Santa Clause has to do with Christmas, this is a song that Ice is going to put on the air for you.
Yami: Yeah. . .except this time, she's calling it Kidnap Mr Seto Kaiba.
Matt: It's going to be sung by our very own Ice (Shock); Joey (Lock) and Tristan (Barrel).
MC: Just to let listeners know, in the movie, Oogie Boogie is this guy that Lock, Shock and Barrel work for. In this song, Oogie Boogie is really Marik (because he was the leader of the Rare Hunters and has people working for him), Jack the Pumpkin King is really Yami the King of Games, Lock is Joey, Shock is Ice, and Barrel is Tristan. Oh yeah, Santa Clause is going to be played by Seto Kaiba.
Me: Enjoy!
Kindap Mr Seto Kaiba
By Ice, Joey Wheeler, and Tristan Taylor
[JOEY, TRISTAN, ICE]
Kidnap Mr Seto Kaiba
[JOEY]
I wanna do it
[TRISTAN]
Let's draw straws
[ICE]
Yami said we should work together
[TRISTAN]
Three of a kind
[JOEY]
Birds of a feather
[JOEY, TRISTAN, ICE]
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la (repeat the word "La" twenty times)
Kidnap Mr Seto Kaiba, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
[ICE]
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-duelling we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
[JOEY]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big angry duellist man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
[ICE, JOEY AND TRISTAN]
Kidnap Mr Seto Kaiba
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
[ICE]
Then Mr. Marik Ishtar man
[JOEY, TRISTAN, JULIA]
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will duel him rare
[ICE, TRISTAN, JOEY]
Wheeee!
[JOEY]
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
[TRISTAN]
Knock three times and when he answers
Seto Kaiba will be no more ^_^
[ICE]
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Yami will duel us black and green
[TRISTAN, JOEY, ICE]
Kidnap Mr Seto Kaiba
Duel him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
[TRISTAN, ICE, JOEY]
Because Mr Marik Ishtar is the meanest guy around
If I were on his mind slave list, I'd get out of town
[TRISTAN]
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll duel us too, I bet
[TRISTAN, ICE, JOEY]
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
[ICE]
I wish my friends weren't so dumb
[JOEY]
I'm not the dumb one
[TRISTAN]
You're no fun
[ICE]
Shut up!
[TRISTAN]
Make me!
[ICE]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a duel box to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity
[TRISTAN, JOEY]
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
[TRISTAN, ICE, JOEY]
Kidnap Mr Seto Kaiba,
Beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years,
See what makes him tick
Kidnap Mr Seto Kaiba, chop him into bits
Mr Marik Ishtar is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap Mr Seto Kaiba, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
MC: What a wicked song! Kaiba deserves it especially after what he did to poor, kawaii Yugi at Duelist Kingdom!
Matt: *growls*
MC: Matt, you know I like you more than Yugi. . .don't look at me like that.
Matt: ^_^
Me: *suddenly gets an idea* Yami, do you like me?
Yami: No.
Me: *grows sad*
Yami: Uh oh. . .um. . .
MC and Matt: Apologize Yami. . .
Yami: *hugs Julia* I'm sorry.
Me: ^_^
MC: Hey Ice, why don't we have another song?
Matt: Which one?
Yami: I KNOW!
Me: Which song?
Yami: Ice Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
Me: --_-- Not funny Puzzle Boy.
Matt: What about Here Comes Yugi Motou?
Me: Great idea Matt! *hugs Matt*
MC: *eyes narrow dangerously*
Me: *nervous* MC, don't worry! I don't like Matt. I love Joey! ^_^
MC: *grabs Matt around the neck and hugs him*
Me: Okay, let's put the third song on! It's Here Comes Yugi Motou by Bandit Keith, Mai Valentine, and Maximillion Pegasus. Oh god, what was I smoking when I decided to use these characters?
Yami: I dunno, but whatever is, gimme some!
Me: Would Yugi want me to give you something that doesn't exist?
Yami: --_-- You know it's not nice to tease people.
Me: Can we say hypocrite?
MC and Matt: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Me: ^_^
Yami: --_--
Here Comes Yugi Motou
By Bandit Keith, Mai Valentine and Maximillion Pegasus
[BANDIT KEITH]
Here comes Yugi Motou!
Here comes Yugi Motou!
Right down Game King Lane!
[MAI]
Joey and Tristan and all his friends
Are tagging along, again.
[PEGASUS]
Bells are ringing, children singing;
All is merry and bright.
Pull out your decks and say your prayers,
'Cause Yugi Motou comes tonight.
[MAI]
Here comes Yugi Motou!
Here comes Yugi Motou!
Right down Game King Lane!
He's got a heart that is filled with hope
For the boys and girls again.
[PEGASUS]
Hear those helpful tips and strategies,
What a beautiful sight.
[BANDIT KEITH]
Jump in line,
Pull out your deck,
'Cause Yugi Motou comes tonight.
Me: *nods head to the beat*
MC: ^_^ *starts nodding head to the beat*
Matt and Yami: o_0
Me: What a cool song! I can't picture those three singing that song!
Yami: I'm gonna kill them! They were singing about my Aibou!
MC: Yami, they were complimenting him, even if it isn't their style.
Matt: *nods*
Yami: Oh, okay then.
Me: You know, I let those three characters sing this song, even though I hate all of 'em. Except Pegasus. He's cool.
Yami: *yells* He kidnapped my grandfather's soul!
Me: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he had a good reason.
Yami: I don't call trying to bring back your dead wife a good reason to steal an old man's soul. The old man was going to die sooner or later. Why not wait until he was dead, than steal the soul?
Me, MC and Matt: o_0
Me: YAMI!
Yami: What?
Me: You never talk about old people like that! It's rude.
MC: 'Ey! Before a huge fist fight breaks out, why don't we put the last song for today on the air?
Matt: I agree. So which song should it be?
Me: Yami, buddy, any ideas?
Yami: A classic! Jingle Bells!
Me: *shrugs* Alright, here's a song by me. It's called Dueling Kids!
Dueling Kids
By Ice
Dueling kids,
Dueling kids,
Dueling all the way,
Oh what fun it is to
duel
Boring little kids all day!
OH!
Dueling kids,
Dueling kids,
Dueling all the way,
Oh what fun it is to
duel
Boring little kids all day!
HEY!
Me: Okay, that sucked. . .in my personal opinion.
MC: It was funny though!
Me: You know what?
MC: Hmmm?
Me: I did my Home Ec. assignment tonight, right, before I did the radio show.
MC: And? How'd it turn out?
Yami: She actually made something worth while!
Me: Hey!
Yami: I was complimenting you! She actually made something that tasted good.
Matt: What was it?
Me: I made a Cesar Salad, Pepperoni and Bacon pizza, and a Hot Fudge Sundae cake. It was so good!
Yami: Even I liked it!
MC: Do you have any of the cake left?
Me: Here you go. *hands Matt and MC some left-over cake* Well MC and Matt eat their share of my assignment, we have to end today's show. I have reasons why I haven't updated since Wednesday. It's because I was busy working on my other fan fic Friends Forever and Always. . .
MC: Which I suggest you check out! That story rocks!
Me: ^_^ Thanks MC! As I was saying, I was busy working on that fic, and my Internet wasn't on. It wouldn't let me connect to the internet. It sucks when it won't let me get on.
Yami: We'll see you next time. Well, actually Ice will see you next time.
MC: I'll be back too!
Matt: Not me! I did my job!
Yami: I won't be back because I promised I wouldn't have to if I behaved. And I did, right?
Me: No, but –
Yami: You promised! No fair!
Me: You didn't let me finish. I said you didn't behave that well, but I'm going to let you go, and have someone else come in. The reviewers can vote for who should be in the next chapter as my muse.
MC: Can I still stay? Even if you get someone new in?
Me: MC, you're one of my best ff.net friends. Why would you really ask something like that?
Matt: Because she, like you, acts like a blonde most of the time.
Me and MC: *yells* We don't act like we're blondes!!!
Yami: *flinches* Thanks a lot Matt! I think I'm permanently deaf.
Matt: Sorry.
Me: Anyway, please R&R! By the way, it isn't just the Yu-Gi-Oh cast you can request songs for. It can be anybody from any anime. For all of you Tea-haters out there, if you want to request a Tea-bashing song, feel free to do so. I don't really care since I don't hate nor like Tea. I'm neutral.
Yami: You talk too much. Can we leave yet?
Me: Sure go ahead. *hands Yami a check* There's your money that you earned for being here.
Yami: *takes a look at the check* Is this a joke?
Me: No.
MC: How much did you pay him?
Yami: She only paid me fifty dollars.
Me: That's all the money I had! I'm so poor. V_V Everyone else in my family can afford things. . .
Matt: Don't you think we should end this? We're going into overtime.
Me: Yeah. We should.
Me and MC: See you next time of the Christmas Insanity Room!!!
Yami and Matt: *sighs* Finally, the insanity is over for us. Please R&R and have someone else come in to fill in for us so we can leave!!!