Hello and thank you for choosing to read my fic. I dedicate this to todd fan, my favorite x-men evo author. She gave me the inspiration for this.
Disclaimer: I don't own x-men evo, but if I did, kurt & lance & pyro & pietro would be tied up in my closet.
Silverlocks and the three bears
"G'day, kids," said Pyro. "I'm going to tell you a story today. It is the story of 'Silverlocks and the three bears."
"Don't you mean 'Goldilocks and the three bears?' Asked one of the kids.
"No, mate, I am going to tell you a new story today." Pyro replied.
"Once there were three bears," Began Pyro. "One big-sized bear, one medium-sized bear, and one small-sized bear. Their names were Freddy, Lance, and Todd. They had special powers. Freddy's was super strength(and super size), Lance's was geological control(meaning that he could literally 'shake the world') and Todd's was a prehensile tongue and he could spit slime(he was really like a toad so they called him Toad a lot.). One day Lance got up and started to make breakfast. Freddy liked his hot, Lance liked his cold, and Toad liked his right in the middle. Lance made one big bowl of grits for Freddy, one medium bowl for him, and one little bowl for Toad with a saucer of baked flies on the side. Toad complained that his baked flies were too hot for his tongue so lance suggested that they go for a walk while the flies cool.
"Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest, a skinny boy was fixing his silver hair. This boy's name was Pietro, but he was called Silverlocks by some of his friends. He had a special power along with his sister, Wanda. His power was that he could go into super speed, but that made him bored because he could read a book in a quarter of a second. If it was a thick book, it might take him a half second or more. His sister's power was she could hex people and other types of things like that. She took advantage of her brother's willingness for a challenge and dared him to walk through the forest at a slow pace. He took the challenge and started to get ready.
"Once he had fixed his hair, he packed a backpack with stuff he would need for the journey. He was so eager to go, he forgot to eat breakfast! Once he was on his way, he remembered that he had not eaten breakfast, so he reached into his backpack for something to eat, but there was no food in there. So he kept walking, thinking that as soon as he got to the other side of the forest, he would get some food. While he was walking, he came upon a house. The door was unlocked so he went in. On the table were some grits and a saucer of flies. He tried the big bowl of grits first because they were the farthest from the flies. The big bowl was too hot so he tried the medium bowl. That was too cold, so he tried the bowl of grits right next to the flies, picking out what he thought were raisins before tasting it. It tasted so good, he took another bite, and another, and another, faster and faster, and pretty soon, the bowl was empty and he was full.