Disclaimers: they aren't mine, I don't own them.
catagory: humor, a little h/c maybe some angst it all depends on how you look at it. may also contain some swarm. I am willing and able to explain it if you want.
authors notes: I came up with this little story back in 1999 when I was a senior in high school. this takes place after TSbyBS and Blair is a new detective. This is to the tune of "Little bunny foo foo"
Little Detective Sandburg (1/1)
by: Dana Large
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Little detective Sandburg
was bouncing through the bullpen
rounding up the detectives and bopping them on the head.
When out came Captain Banks and he said,
"Little detective Sandburg
I don't want to see you
rounding up my detectives and bopping them on the head.
You have three more chances to calm down before I duct tape you to that chair!"
Little detective Sandburg
was bouncing through the bullpen
rounding up the detectives and bopping them on the head.
When out came Captain Banks and he said,
"Little detective Sandburg
I don't want to see you
rounding up my detectives and bopping them on the head.
You have two more chances to calm down before I duct tape you to that chair!"
Little detective Sandburg
was bouncing through the bullpen
rounding up the detectives and bopping them on the head.
When out came Captain Banks and he said,
"Little detective Sandburg
I don't want to see you
rounding up my detectives and bopping them on the head.
You have one more chance to calm down before I duct tape you to that chair!"
Little detective Sandburg
was bouncing through the bullpen
rounding up the detectives and bopping them on the head.
When out came Captain Banks and he said,
"Little detective Sandburg
I don't want to see you
rounding up my detectives and bopping them on the head.
That was your last chance to calm down so now I'm duct taping you to that chair!"
Captain Banks chased Blair Sandburg all over the bullpen, and was aided by Detectives Ellison, Rafe, Brown, Taggart, and Conner. After they managed to catch the hyper anthropologist they worked together to hold him down and duct taped him to that chair.
Now his wise partner Jim has something to say, "the moral of the story is don't let bouncing long-haired Anthropologists named Blair near ANY kind of sugar or caffeine or else they will get extremely hyper and start bopping you on the head."
The End
well, what'd ya think. be gentle.
catagory: humor, a little h/c maybe some angst it all depends on how you look at it. may also contain some swarm. I am willing and able to explain it if you want.
authors notes: I came up with this little story back in 1999 when I was a senior in high school. this takes place after TSbyBS and Blair is a new detective. This is to the tune of "Little bunny foo foo"
Little Detective Sandburg (1/1)
by: Dana Large
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Little detective Sandburg
was bouncing through the bullpen
rounding up the detectives and bopping them on the head.
When out came Captain Banks and he said,
"Little detective Sandburg
I don't want to see you
rounding up my detectives and bopping them on the head.
You have three more chances to calm down before I duct tape you to that chair!"
Little detective Sandburg
was bouncing through the bullpen
rounding up the detectives and bopping them on the head.
When out came Captain Banks and he said,
"Little detective Sandburg
I don't want to see you
rounding up my detectives and bopping them on the head.
You have two more chances to calm down before I duct tape you to that chair!"
Little detective Sandburg
was bouncing through the bullpen
rounding up the detectives and bopping them on the head.
When out came Captain Banks and he said,
"Little detective Sandburg
I don't want to see you
rounding up my detectives and bopping them on the head.
You have one more chance to calm down before I duct tape you to that chair!"
Little detective Sandburg
was bouncing through the bullpen
rounding up the detectives and bopping them on the head.
When out came Captain Banks and he said,
"Little detective Sandburg
I don't want to see you
rounding up my detectives and bopping them on the head.
That was your last chance to calm down so now I'm duct taping you to that chair!"
Captain Banks chased Blair Sandburg all over the bullpen, and was aided by Detectives Ellison, Rafe, Brown, Taggart, and Conner. After they managed to catch the hyper anthropologist they worked together to hold him down and duct taped him to that chair.
Now his wise partner Jim has something to say, "the moral of the story is don't let bouncing long-haired Anthropologists named Blair near ANY kind of sugar or caffeine or else they will get extremely hyper and start bopping you on the head."
The End
well, what'd ya think. be gentle.