Chapter 1: Sesshoumaru
Disclaimer: I don't own Sesshoumaru or any anime characters that are going to be on the show. All I own is Michiko and Wapiko...kinda. Wapiko is my sister.
Michiko: Welcome everyone, as we interview our beloved anime characters one by one to get the secretest of secrets out of them!
Wapiko: My tooth is loose! *shows the loose tooth*
Michiko: ...I can see. -.-
Wapiko: What? It is loose!
Michiko: I said I saw.
Wapiko: Okay!
Michiko: Anyways...where was I?
Wapiko: Here.
Michiko: -.-
Wapiko: Hold on. *fiddles with tooth*...
Michiko: What?
Wapiko: My tooth came out! *holds out tooth*
Michiko: Um...congrats?
Wapiko: Thanks!
Michiko: ...You're welcome...
Wapiko: Who's our first anime person, Michiko?
Michiko: I really don't know...
Wapiko: Shouldn't you? I mean, it is your idea.
Michiko: Um...you wanna go by my Shounens list? Wait...then that means that no girls will be here, and that won't be as fun.
Wapiko: I want Kurama to be here first!
Michiko: I know, but let's get someone else to spill the beans.
Wapiko: What beans?
Michiko: Never mind. Okay! Let's welcome...
Sesshoumaru: *walks in*
Michiko: ...Fluffy!
Sesshoumaru: Excuse me?
Wapiko: You're excused.
Sesshoumaru: What place is this?
Michiko: A place where we ask you questions and you have to answer!
Wapiko: And you can't hurt us if you don't want to answer because you had to agree to our contract before you came in!
Michiko: And since you're here...
Wapiko: That means you agreed!
Michiko: And this is also a place for fans to have fun with you!
Wapiko: And do whatever they want!
Michiko: But since this is our first "episode"...
Wapiko: You're safe!
Michiko: Except if I tell my friends during "commercial breaks"...
Wapiko: Then they'll come! ...Maybe.
Sesshoumaru: Why did you bring me here?
Michiko: We do the asking around here!
Wapiko: But since you asked, I'll tell you.
Michiko: You will?
Wapiko: I really don't know why because Michiko picked you.
Michiko: Actually, I just stuck a door in a random anime and Sesshoumaru came through the door.
Wapiko: -.-;
Michiko: Okay, enough talk, let's start the show!
Wapiko: I thought we already did.
Michiko: Fine! Just start asking questions.
Wapiko: But I don't have a lot of questions for Sesshoumaru...
Michiko: Just ask one or whatever! I can ask for some ideas later.
Wapiko: Okay...um...what is that thing on your shoulder?
Michiko: Good questions.
Sesshoumaru: Isn't it clear what it is?
Hosts: No.
Michiko: I have heard/read that it's a tail, a cloak, or "a fashion statement."
Sesshoumaru: It's a cloak.
Wapiko: Are you sure?
Michiko: I'm just glad that he didn't say fashion statement, because that's kinda creepy.
Wapiko: Not as creepy as the two B's. (A/N: Barney and Barbie...*shudders*)
Michiko: True...
Wapiko: We'll just accept the answer...I guess.
Michiko: Unless someone can prove you wrong.
Sesshoumaru: When is this show over?
Michiko: I'm not sure.
Wapiko: Whenever we run out of questions, I guess. But don't worry, if we get a bunch more, we'll invite you again.
Sesshoumaru: *sarcastically* I can't wait.
Michiko: Okay, a question from me. Umm...why did you save Jaken when Kaijinbo sliced him with Tokijin?
Sesshoumaru: I am very busy. I rather heal him than find a new assistant.
Wapiko: Even if he's an annoying toad?
Michiko: And ugly too.
Wapiko: Yeah, that.
Sesshoumaru: Like I said, I don't have time to choose.
Hosts: ...O...k....
Wapiko: So do you like Jaken?
Sesshoumaru: Well-
Michiko: Of course he doesn't! Who does anyways?
Wapiko: Some weirdo?
Michiko: Maybe.
Sesshoumaru: Well-
Wapiko: Don't worry, Sesshoumaru, I feel your pain.
Michiko: You do?
Wapiko: Sure.
Michiko: Okay, whatever you say.
Wapiko: ^_^
Michiko: So, Sesshoumaru, are you in love with Rin?
Sesshoumaru: I am not in love with a mortal.
Michiko: Suuure you're not.
Wapiko: Why did you save Rin's life then?
Sesshoumaru: I don't know.
Michiko: How can you not know?
Wapiko: You did it after all.
Sesshoumaru: Because she was being nice to me.
Michiko: Since when do you care about that?
Wapiko: I thought you're cold-hearted.
Hosts: YOU'RE NOT SESSHOUMARU!!!
Sesshoumaru: Of course I am.
Michiko: Fine, prove it.
Sesshoumaru: Give me an arm.
Wapiko: O.O
Michiko: Uh...here's a plastic one...
Sesshoumaru: It'll have to do. *fuses arm*
Michiko: Okay...only Fluffy can do that...
Sesshoumaru: Have I proved myself?
Hosts: Yep! ^_^
Sesshoumaru: What is the name you called me?
Michiko: Fluffy?
Sesshoumaru: Why do you call me that?
Michiko: Ask the people online, that's where I got that nickname from. But my guess is that "cloak" on your shoulder.
Sesshoumaru: -.-;
Michiko: AHHH!!! Sesshoumaru sweatdropped!!! That doesn't happen!!!
Wapiko: Calm down, Michiko, it did. So get over it.
Michiko: *breaths deeply*
Sesshoumaru: May I leave now?
Michiko: No, I don't think we asked you enough questions yet!
Wapiko: Michiko, you might freak out again.
Michiko: Fine! This is the end of Secretest of Secrets Revealed!
Wapiko: You named the show?
Michiko: Shouldn't I have?
Wapiko: True...
Sesshoumaru: So I may leave?
Hosts: ...fine...
Sesshoumaru: *leaves*
Michiko: Well...who should the next person be, Wapiko?
Wapiko: Umm...Kenshin?
Michiko: Okay! Kenshin's next! Send in some questions for Kenshin!
A/N: I think I kinda stopped a little too sudden, but I don't want to drag on like I usually do, but I probably did anyways. I suck at writing, I tend to drag, make characters OOC, and make certain scenes really stupid or cheesy, but that's why I write, so I can get better. Jaa, mata! ^_^/`
Disclaimer: I don't own Sesshoumaru or any anime characters that are going to be on the show. All I own is Michiko and Wapiko...kinda. Wapiko is my sister.
Michiko: Welcome everyone, as we interview our beloved anime characters one by one to get the secretest of secrets out of them!
Wapiko: My tooth is loose! *shows the loose tooth*
Michiko: ...I can see. -.-
Wapiko: What? It is loose!
Michiko: I said I saw.
Wapiko: Okay!
Michiko: Anyways...where was I?
Wapiko: Here.
Michiko: -.-
Wapiko: Hold on. *fiddles with tooth*...
Michiko: What?
Wapiko: My tooth came out! *holds out tooth*
Michiko: Um...congrats?
Wapiko: Thanks!
Michiko: ...You're welcome...
Wapiko: Who's our first anime person, Michiko?
Michiko: I really don't know...
Wapiko: Shouldn't you? I mean, it is your idea.
Michiko: Um...you wanna go by my Shounens list? Wait...then that means that no girls will be here, and that won't be as fun.
Wapiko: I want Kurama to be here first!
Michiko: I know, but let's get someone else to spill the beans.
Wapiko: What beans?
Michiko: Never mind. Okay! Let's welcome...
Sesshoumaru: *walks in*
Michiko: ...Fluffy!
Sesshoumaru: Excuse me?
Wapiko: You're excused.
Sesshoumaru: What place is this?
Michiko: A place where we ask you questions and you have to answer!
Wapiko: And you can't hurt us if you don't want to answer because you had to agree to our contract before you came in!
Michiko: And since you're here...
Wapiko: That means you agreed!
Michiko: And this is also a place for fans to have fun with you!
Wapiko: And do whatever they want!
Michiko: But since this is our first "episode"...
Wapiko: You're safe!
Michiko: Except if I tell my friends during "commercial breaks"...
Wapiko: Then they'll come! ...Maybe.
Sesshoumaru: Why did you bring me here?
Michiko: We do the asking around here!
Wapiko: But since you asked, I'll tell you.
Michiko: You will?
Wapiko: I really don't know why because Michiko picked you.
Michiko: Actually, I just stuck a door in a random anime and Sesshoumaru came through the door.
Wapiko: -.-;
Michiko: Okay, enough talk, let's start the show!
Wapiko: I thought we already did.
Michiko: Fine! Just start asking questions.
Wapiko: But I don't have a lot of questions for Sesshoumaru...
Michiko: Just ask one or whatever! I can ask for some ideas later.
Wapiko: Okay...um...what is that thing on your shoulder?
Michiko: Good questions.
Sesshoumaru: Isn't it clear what it is?
Hosts: No.
Michiko: I have heard/read that it's a tail, a cloak, or "a fashion statement."
Sesshoumaru: It's a cloak.
Wapiko: Are you sure?
Michiko: I'm just glad that he didn't say fashion statement, because that's kinda creepy.
Wapiko: Not as creepy as the two B's. (A/N: Barney and Barbie...*shudders*)
Michiko: True...
Wapiko: We'll just accept the answer...I guess.
Michiko: Unless someone can prove you wrong.
Sesshoumaru: When is this show over?
Michiko: I'm not sure.
Wapiko: Whenever we run out of questions, I guess. But don't worry, if we get a bunch more, we'll invite you again.
Sesshoumaru: *sarcastically* I can't wait.
Michiko: Okay, a question from me. Umm...why did you save Jaken when Kaijinbo sliced him with Tokijin?
Sesshoumaru: I am very busy. I rather heal him than find a new assistant.
Wapiko: Even if he's an annoying toad?
Michiko: And ugly too.
Wapiko: Yeah, that.
Sesshoumaru: Like I said, I don't have time to choose.
Hosts: ...O...k....
Wapiko: So do you like Jaken?
Sesshoumaru: Well-
Michiko: Of course he doesn't! Who does anyways?
Wapiko: Some weirdo?
Michiko: Maybe.
Sesshoumaru: Well-
Wapiko: Don't worry, Sesshoumaru, I feel your pain.
Michiko: You do?
Wapiko: Sure.
Michiko: Okay, whatever you say.
Wapiko: ^_^
Michiko: So, Sesshoumaru, are you in love with Rin?
Sesshoumaru: I am not in love with a mortal.
Michiko: Suuure you're not.
Wapiko: Why did you save Rin's life then?
Sesshoumaru: I don't know.
Michiko: How can you not know?
Wapiko: You did it after all.
Sesshoumaru: Because she was being nice to me.
Michiko: Since when do you care about that?
Wapiko: I thought you're cold-hearted.
Hosts: YOU'RE NOT SESSHOUMARU!!!
Sesshoumaru: Of course I am.
Michiko: Fine, prove it.
Sesshoumaru: Give me an arm.
Wapiko: O.O
Michiko: Uh...here's a plastic one...
Sesshoumaru: It'll have to do. *fuses arm*
Michiko: Okay...only Fluffy can do that...
Sesshoumaru: Have I proved myself?
Hosts: Yep! ^_^
Sesshoumaru: What is the name you called me?
Michiko: Fluffy?
Sesshoumaru: Why do you call me that?
Michiko: Ask the people online, that's where I got that nickname from. But my guess is that "cloak" on your shoulder.
Sesshoumaru: -.-;
Michiko: AHHH!!! Sesshoumaru sweatdropped!!! That doesn't happen!!!
Wapiko: Calm down, Michiko, it did. So get over it.
Michiko: *breaths deeply*
Sesshoumaru: May I leave now?
Michiko: No, I don't think we asked you enough questions yet!
Wapiko: Michiko, you might freak out again.
Michiko: Fine! This is the end of Secretest of Secrets Revealed!
Wapiko: You named the show?
Michiko: Shouldn't I have?
Wapiko: True...
Sesshoumaru: So I may leave?
Hosts: ...fine...
Sesshoumaru: *leaves*
Michiko: Well...who should the next person be, Wapiko?
Wapiko: Umm...Kenshin?
Michiko: Okay! Kenshin's next! Send in some questions for Kenshin!
A/N: I think I kinda stopped a little too sudden, but I don't want to drag on like I usually do, but I probably did anyways. I suck at writing, I tend to drag, make characters OOC, and make certain scenes really stupid or cheesy, but that's why I write, so I can get better. Jaa, mata! ^_^/`