Chapter 3: Inu-Yasha
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha. If I do, I would give him to my friend's sister, who's in love with him. Well, since Inu-Yasha's with Kagome, that means that I don't own him.
Michiko: Welcome to Secretest of Secrets Revealed!
Wapiko: Michiko, why are you still calling the show that? I mean, we didn't get a lot of secrets out of Sesshoumaru and Kenshin.
Michiko: I know, I guess it's just because I'm really not that nosy of a person.
Wapiko: Suuuure.
Michiko: I'll pretend you didn't say that.
Wapiko: Whatever.
Michiko: Anyways, let's welcome our guest...
Inu-Yasha: *walks in*
Hosts: ...Inu-Yasha!
Inu-Yasha: Where am I?
Michiko: You're on Secretest of Secrets Revealed!
Wapiko: Where our very first guest was your very own half-brother!
Inu-Yasha: Sessoumaru?
Hosts: Yep! ^_^
Inu-Yasha: Ha! Of course he would get captured by mortals like you.
Hosts: What's wrong with being mortals?
Inu-Yasha: Nothing. It's just that you're weak, but that doesn't really matter.
Michiko: Weak?!? Well, at least I'm alive, unlike your , Kikyou.
Inu-Yasha: Don't you dare talk about Kikyou!
Wapiko: I believe she just did.
Inu-Yasha: I'll show you dead. TETSUSAIGA!!! *gets Tetsusaiga out*
Michiko: Hey! You can't hurt us!
Inu-Yasha: Watch me.
Wapiko: What she meant is that you're under our contract.
Inu-Yasha: What contract?
Wapiko: This. *holds out a piece of a very important looking paper with a paw print on the bottom*
Michiko: See, you signed it!
Wapiko: And under section 2, article V, clause 1, it says Thou shalt not harm thy hosts.
Michiko: Aye, thou shalt not harm thy hosts.
Inu-Yasha: -.-; You have got to be kidding me. I'm not going to follow rules from a piece of paper.
Someone in the shadows: SIT!!!
Inu-Yasha: *plummels through the floor* @.@
Wapiko: Kagome?
Someone in the shadows: Yes?
Wapiko: Thanks! ^_^
Someone in the shadows: You're welcome.
Wapiko: Michiko, when did Kagome come?
Michiko: We're only suppose to have only one character at a time, but I knew we need Kagome around if we're going to get Inu-Yasha to do anything.
Wapiko: Don't you think it would be easier to get Kikyou? Inu-Yasha listens to her.
Michiko: Yeah, but she won't listen to us.
Wapiko: True...
Inu-Yasha: *regains consicousness and climbs out of the hole* Stop doing that!
Michiko: If you're not going to cooperate, it could get worse.
Inu-Yasha: I'm not afraid of Kagome!
Wapiko: Of course you don't! You love her!
Inu-Yasha: WHAT?!?!
Hosts: Inu and Kagome, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Someone in the shadows: Stop guys!
Michiko: Okay, I'm sorry Kagome.
Wapiko: Michiko, why are you still refering to Kagome as Someone in the shadows?
Michiko: Because she is Someone in the shadows.
Wapiko: Fine, whatever...Michiko, we still didn't ask any questions yet!
Michiko: I know, but seeing Inu-Yasha plummel through the floor is fun!
Inu-Yasha: I'll show you fun! *punches Michiko on the head*
Michiko: *lump appears on head* OW!!! Thou hurt thy host! Thou shalt payth!
Wapiko: -.-; Michiko, why are you talking like that?
Michiko: I think that Inu-Yasha shifted my speech or something in my brain.
Wapiko: Hey! You're back to normal!
Michiko: Yay!...For now at least...
Inu-Yasha: Can I leave now?
Wapiko: We didn't even ask questons yet!
Inu-Yasha: So?
Michiko: Okay, from Hiei and Youko lovers:
still great anyway...
inuyasha who do you like more kikyo or kagome and if you pick kikyo we will hunt you down and hurt you so badly!
Inu-Yasha: I swore that I will protect Kikyou, and I will do just that.
*muffled crys can be heard*
Wapiko: Inu-Yasha! You made Kagome cry!
Inu-Yasha: She's just being a crybaby.
Michiko: *sigh* Teenagers and their confused feelings...
Wapiko: -.-; Michiko, you're a teenager too.
Michiko: Oh yeah. ^_^;
Wapiko: *anime falls*
Michiko: So, you admit that you're in love with Kikyou?
Inu-Yasha: Well-
Wapiko: He can't be in love with Kikyou! Inu-Yasha and Kagome are the offical couples of the series!
Inu-Yasha: Hey-
Michiko: I know, and Hiei and Youko lovers even said that they will hunt him down and hurt him really badly.
Inu-Yasha: Actually, I-
Wapiko: But that's just mean!
Inu-Yasha: CAN I TALK?!?!?
Michiko: Of course! This is a talk show!
Inu-Yasha: Like I was trying to say, I didn't say anything about who I love.
Michiko: Are you sure?
Inu-Yasha: Duh.
Wapiko: Well, I think you should know that you love Kagome because you wouldn't want them to hurt you really badly. *points at Hiei and Youko lovers*
Michiko: Anyways...
Inu-Yasha: I don't care about them, they're mortals too.
Hosts: Just say who you love.
Someone in the shadows: Don't force Inu-Yasha...
Inu-Yasha: For once Kagome is right.
Someone in the shadows: ...Osuwari!
Inu-Yasha: *plummels through the floor* @.@
Wapiko: Kagome?
Someone in the shadows: What?
Wapiko: You plummeled him through the floor with Japanese! ^_^
Someone in the shadows: -.-
Michiko: Wapiko, you're being stupid.
Wapiko: ^_^
Michiko: Anyways, thanks Kagome.
Someone in the shadows: You're welcome. ^_^
Inu-Yasha: *regains consicousness and climbs out of the hole* What did I do?!?
Michiko: Thou threatened to attackst thy host.
Wapiko: -.-; Michiko...
Michiko: Nani?
Wapiko: Are you okay?
Michiko: ...*realizes what Wapiko just said* Hai!
Wapiko: Michiko, Inu-Yasha didn't even hit you...
Michiko: I know, but it's fun confusing you.
Wapiko: -.-;
Michiko: Well, that's all the time we have!
Inu-Yasha: You mean I can leave?
Hosts: Yep!
Inu-Yasha: *leaves quickly*
Michiko: Bye, Kagome.
Someone in the shadows: Bye, Michiko. Bye, Wapiko.
Wapiko: Bye!
Michiko: Well, that was an eventful episode!
Wapiko: But only one question was asked...
Michiko: Maybe we'll have better luck next time.
Wapiko: Hope so!
Michiko: Who should our next person be, Wapiko?
Wapiko: KURAMA!!!
Michiko: ^_^ Okay! Kurama-sama is next! Send in your questions!
Hosts: Jaa, mata ne!
A/N: Well, we only got one review for the last chapter...