Hey and yet another!!

Disclaimer..I own Lauren and nothing more.

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In Snapes classroom Draco got up and walked over to Potter when Snape left the room.

"Hello Hairy Poturd"

"What do you want Malfoy?"

"OH nothing, just wondering why your potions all over the floor"

"It's not"

(malfoy bumps into Harry's cauldron. Everything spills on the floor and starts rotting boards)

"Oh I'm so sorry Potturd...guess thats another F."

(Malfoy smiles and walks off to go flirt with Lauren)

(Potion still rotting the floor which is starting to move)

"Harry Potter"

"Yes, sir"

(Turns around and looks at Snape who is standing in the middle of the potion-soaked floor.)

"What is your potion doing all over the flaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!"

(Snape falls throught the floor and dies, Harry looks at Draco and Smiles. Draco and Lauren are currently groping each other)

"Malfoy, I think you just did us all a favor."

(Malfoy looks horrified then he speaks)

Oh Gawd No I"M A MURDERER

(Malfoy goes crazy and gets put in St.Mungo's)

(Lauren dies of grief after a few tries of murdering harry doesn't work)

(New D.A.D.A teacher...Sirius's ghost)

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