Chapter 4: Kurama
Disclaimer: Aishiteru, Kurama-sama! Come on! If I own Kurama, he would be my boyfriend, and since I'm single, that means I don't own Kurama-sama. *sniff* I want Kurama-sama!!!
Michiko: Welcome to Secretest of Secrets Revealed!
Wapiko: Where Michiko probably scared away most of our readers by writing that weird episode about Inu-Yasha!
Michiko: Hey!
Wapiko: What? You did!
Michiko: *pouts* You're so mean!
Wapiko: And also, the name doesn't apply to the show!
Michiko: I know...*sniff*
Wapiko: I know something that would cheer you up! Let's welcome our guest...
Kurama: *walks in*
Michiko: Kurama-sama!!!
Kurama: Sama?
Michiko: Yep! ^_^
Wapiko: I knew that would cheer me up, so it would do the same for you since, you know...
Michiko: We both love you, Kurama!!!
Kurama: I'm flattered.
Wapiko: He's so sweet...
Hosts: *dreamy sigh*
Kurama: Where am I?
Michiko: You're in my heart...
Wapiko: Um...I think he meant physically.
Michiko: Oh...you're on Secretest of Secrets Revealed!
Wapiko: Where I can't describe the show because that'll make Michiko sad!
Michiko: Yep! ^_^
Wapiko: We have brought you here to ask you questions!
Michiko: Yep! ^_^
Kurama: What questions would that be?
Michiko: Would you go out with me?!?!?!?
Wapiko: No, Michiko. That would ruin the story.
Michiko: How so?
Wapiko: You would become a burden of Kurama's and he might not finish some of his missions.
Kurama: I'm flattered that you considered me a possible mate, but I must decline.
Michiko: You had something to do with this, didn't you, Wapiko?
Wapiko: No, of course not! I want Kurama as much as you do!
Michiko: Suuuure.
Kurama: I thought you were going to ask me questions.
Michiko: Okay, I'll try to put my obsession with Kurama aside. Okay, Kurama, how do you feel about all the yaoi fics with you and Hiei?
Kurama: I will say that the authors have an active imagination. Hiei is in Makai with Mukuro.
Wapiko: Who's that?
Michiko: Kurama, would you care to explain since you brought her up?
Kurama: Indeed.
Michiko: *dreamy sigh*
Kurama: Mukuro is one of the three lords of Makai. Hiei got invited by Mukuro to be a member of her team in the Makai Tournament.
Wapiko: Oh! I remember her now!
Michiko: Good.
Wapiko: Okay, Kurama, I have a question for you. Which of the songs that you have sang is your favorite?
Kurama: Koori no Naifu wo Daite isn't too bad.
Wapiko: Which song is that?
Michiko: Embracing an Ice Knife.
Wapiko: Oh! Okay! ^_^
Michiko: I like that song too!
Wapiko: I know.
Michiko: Okay! Kurama, do you know Kenshin?
Kurama: I believe we have met.
Michiko: Do you find Kenshin to be similar to you?
Kurama: It depends in what way.
Michiko: Well, like you both have a terrible past you both want to forget, but can't. You both have another that wants to be hidden. And you both are redheads!
Kurama: Well, after you have pointed out the similarities, yes, I believe we are similar.
Wapiko: Kurama, can you tell me if you and Kuronue had anything
Kurama: If means , then no.
Michiko: So you guys are best friends?
Kurama: I guess you can say that.
Michiko: Okay! ^_^
Wapiko: So did you have any feelings for Maya?
Kurama: No, Miss Maya is only a friend.
Wapiko: Kurama reminds me of Kenshin.
Michiko: The thing? (A/N: Miss Kaoru, Miss Megumi, Miss Misao, Miss Tae, Miss Yumi, and just before, Miss Maya, but that's for Kurama)
Wapiko: Yeah.
Michiko: Kurama is just being polite. Shows how much Kurama and Kenshin have in common.
Wapiko: Yep.
Michiko: Let's go to the reviewers'...reviews!
Wapiko: Yeah!
Michiko: From Storm Elf:
it's a shame that stupidity and pointlessness are not reportable on fanfiction.net
Wapiko: Michiko, why did you read that?
Michiko: Because it's a review.
Wapiko: Michiko, it's a review for the first chapter. AND THE REVIEW IS SAYING WE'RE STUPID!
Michiko: I have known that I'm stupid, why else would I have my screen name be OStupidity?
Wapiko: -.-; Let's move on...
Michiko: Okay! From hiei and youko lovers:
HEY WE ARE NOT MORTAL!
Ashiko: Anyway kurama...
Kyara: Where's Hiei!?!?
Ashiko: *hits Kyara* Shut it! Like I was saying 1. Kurama do you talk to Youko while he's inside of you? and 2. you can expect to see me after the show hehehe *perverted grin*
Kyara: Eww could you plz not think of my brother like that while I'm near you...
Ashiko: *sticks tounge out at Kyara*
End quote. ^_^
Wapiko: When did you begin quote?
Michiko: *shrugs*
Wapiko: -.-; So, Kurama, do you talk to Youko while he's inside of you?
Kurama: Indeed, but it does get bizarre because people would think I'm talking to myself.
Michiko: Even if you talk to yourself, I'll still love you!
Kurama: ^_^;
Wapiko: Wow, we never knew you had a sister named Kyara...
Michiko: Is she your long lost sister that I should be good to if I want to go out with you?
Wapiko: Will you try to contain yourself like I am?
Michiko: I'm having a hard time!
Ashiko: Hey Kurama! Remember to see me after the show!
Michiko: *evil glare*
Wapiko: Don't evil glare at the reviewer!!!
Michiko: I'm sorry...
Wapiko: Unfortunately, that's all the reviews we got, so let's move on to asking our own questions again!
Michiko: *whispers something to a mysterious person*
Wapiko: What are you doing?
Mysterious person: *gives Michiko a box*
Wapiko: What's that?
Kurama: *sees what it is* It's the Idunn Box.
Michiko: Yep! I hope you don't mind, Kurama, but I would also like to ask Youko Kurama some questions.
Wapiko: But...I would get turned as well!
Michiko: Not if we opened it together.
Wapiko: Okay!
Hosts: Ready, Kurama?
Kurama: *nods*
Hosts: *opens Idunn Box*
Kurama: *gets surrounded with the smoke*
Hosts: *gets surrounded as well but has no effect on hosts*
Kurama: *gets smaller and smaller*
Hosts: *grows tired*
Kurama: *turns into Youko Kurama*
Hosts: Welcome, Youko Kurama, to Secretest of Secrets Revealed!
Youko: I can't believe Shuuichi let you two bring me out.
Michiko: *dreamy sigh*
Wapiko: You're not going to send your deadly plants on us, right?
Youko: No, don't worry, there's enough Shuuichi in me to stop me, even if I want to send the plants at you.
Michiko: You want to kill us, Youko?
Youko: Don't make me repeat myself.
Michiko: I'm sorry, Youko-sama.
Wapiko: Michiko! Will you stop speaking in Japanese?!?
Michiko: Sorry! Sheesh!
Youko: If you are going to ask me questions, do it quickly.
Michiko: Okay, did you cry when Kuronue died?
Youko: No, men don't cry.
Wapiko: But you're a fox, not a man.
Youko: I'm still male.
Wapiko: True...
Michiko: Did you like Yomi as much as Kuroune?
Youko: Of course not. If I did, why would I have sent a demon to kill him?
Michiko: So you admit that you sent that demon?
Youko: Yes.
Wapiko: What are you talking about?
Michiko: Oh, sorry. I went a little ahead...
Wapiko: So it didn't happen on Cartoon Network?
Michiko: Wapiko, if it did, wouldn't you know it as well?
Wapiko: True...
Michiko: Anyways, Youko, do you think humans are weaklings?
Youko: Depends.
Michiko: Good answer.
Wapiko: Unlike Inu-Yasha...
Michiko: Who people say you are similar to!
Wapiko: The white hair...
Michiko: ...the ears...
Wapiko: ...being in a dog family demon...
Michiko: ...the eyes...
Wapiko: ...the claws...
Michiko: ...and both strong!
Youko: ...Interesting...
Michiko: Wapiko, do you have any questions for Lord Youko?
Wapiko: Lord?
Michiko: That's what adding after a name means.
Wapiko: Oh.
Michiko: So? Do you have any questions for Lord Youko?
Wapiko: Do you know Koto likes you?
Youko: Who's this Koto?
Wapiko: The cat demon at the Dark Tournament.
Youko: Oh. Yes, I know that Koto likes me.
Wapiko: And do you like Koto back?
Youko: Well, I've never actually talked to her...or at least I don't recall talking to her.
Wapiko: Oh. Never mind then. Michiko, do you have anymore questions for Youko Kurama.
Michiko: No. I did ask you first.
Wapiko: True...
Hosts: Well, Youko, you can go now. *closes Idunn Box*
Youko: Goodbye. *turns back into Shuuichi*
Michiko: *dreamy sigh*
Wapiko: Well, Kurama, you can leave now.
Michiko: But please stay!
Kurama: I must return home to do my homework.
Michiko: *sniff* I'll miss you!
Wapiko: Me too!
Hosts: *hugs Kurama*
Kurama: Um...
Hosts: Sorry! *lets go*
Kurama: Goodbye. *leaves*
Michiko: Kurama-sama!!!
Wapiko: Maybe we can invite him some other time again.
Michiko: I guess...So, Wapiko, who should our next person be?
Wapiko: How about...Téa?
Michiko: Okay, Anzu-san is next! Send in your questions!
Wapiko: I said no more Japanese!
Michiko: Oh...sorry again.
Hosts: See ya!
A/N: I think my chapters are still too weird...