Secretest of Secrets Revealed

by Michiko Suzuki

It's a talk show that tries (tries being the main word) to get the characters to spill the beans! Characters from various animes are here, but my favorite anime is Yu Yu Hakusho, so the fic is here! Episode 6 up: Yukina and Hiei!

5. Téa

Chapter 5: Téa

Disclaimer: I don't own Téa. Well, of course I don't. Yugi's with her, and I think Yugi (Yami Yugi to be more precise) is cute, so...

Michiko: Welcome to Secretest of Secrets Revealed!

Wapiko: Where it kinda improved last time with Kurama and actually kinda lived up to its show name!

Michiko: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Wapiko: A good thing if you keep it up.

Michiko: Okay! I'll try.

Wapiko: Good for you. Now everyone, let's welcome our guest for today...

Téa: *walks in*

Hosts: ...Téa!

Téa: Where am I?

Hosts: You're on Secretest of Secrets Revealed!

Téa: Oh.

Wapiko: Anyways...let's ask questions now!

Michiko: Okay, Téa, has it ever occur to you that Yugi looks different after his Millenium Puzzle changes him?

Téa: What do you mean?

Michiko: What do you mean, What do you mean??

Téa: I mean what do you mean by he changes? He's the same Yugi.

Wapiko: He might be the same, but he's different physically.

Michiko: The height...

Wapiko: ...the hair...

Michiko: ...his clothes...

Wapiko: ...his eyes...

Michiko: ...his voice...

Wapiko: ...and he's a heck of a lot stronger.

Téa: Really? I've never noticed. He seemed the same to me.

Hosts: *falls anime style*

Michiko: *gets back up* Okay. This gives me the conclusion that you don't pay much attention to details.

Téa: What is that suppose to mean?

Michiko: That means that you didn't notice Yugi looking different when the whole world did.

Wapiko: Maybe except Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Seto, Pegasus...*five minutes later*...Mai, Rex, Bandit Keith, Grandpa...

Michiko: *asleep*

Wapiko: *looks at Michiko* Hey! Wake up!

Michiko: *wakes up* Huh? Oh. You done now?

Wapiko: Yes. I didn't take that long! Why did you fall asleep on me?

Téa: Um...because you took five minutes and seemed to be going on and on.

Michiko: Like the Energizer Bunny! It keeps on going and going and going...*five minutes later*...and going and going and going and going...

Energizer Bunny: *falls and stop*

Michiko: ...and...*sees dead Energizer Bunny* dies! (A/N: I'm just trying to be funny, so I'll make it clear that I don't think the Energizer Bunny would die in 5 minutes.)

Wapiko: -.-; Anyways...Have you noticed that Yugi likes you, Téa?

Téa: He does?

Michiko: Wapiko, I said Téa doesn't pay attention to details, remember?

Wapiko: So?

Tea: So, you say that Yugi likes me, but are you talking about his real form or his transformed form?

Wapiko: His real form. The shorter, more innocent one.

Michiko: Not the one you like, which is the taller, mysterious one.

Téa: Oh. Well...

Wapiko: Don't tell him we told you.

Michiko: Even though he doesn't know us.

Wapiko: Yami Yugi might come get us.

Téa: Yami Yugi?

Michiko: Yeah, Dark Yugi. That's why he's not so innocent after he transforms.

Wapiko: But Yami Bakura is worse.

Michiko: I know.

Wapiko: So, do you notice Bakura changing?

Téa: Well, he seems evil and has evil powers.

Michiko: That's true.

Wapiko: But you didn't point one thing out.

Téa: What?

Wapiko: His eyes.

Michiko: Like Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura's eyes grow more serious.

Wapiko: But Yami Bakura looks more evil than serious.

Michiko: I know! That's why he ruins the whole smirk look!

Téa: Smirk look?

Wapiko: Don't ask.

Téa: *confused* Okay.

Michiko: So, Téa, how does it feel to always hang out with guys?

Téa: It's not bad. I mean, they are my friends, so I don't mind.

Michiko: Aww, how sweet!

Wapiko: And now it's time for reviews!

Michiko: Yay! Okay, from Emi-chan:

Hey! A nice cheesy story I like! Anyway..
Tea, are you mad at people who bash you?
And do you like Yami no Yuugi?
I think you need to duel more.
Nami*yami*:What the... TEA? Why the hey is Tea in this?
Emi:Sorry for the interruption. That's just my Anzu bashing yami.
Nami:But she's just so...friendshippy.
Emi:Ok...One more! Why do you talk about friendship in the dub?
Nami:Because! She's the voice of reason!
Emi: no... ok bye.










And remember, randomness is funness!
(nami)

Téa: People who bash me?

Wapiko: Yep. Are you mad at them?

Téa: A little, I guess...

Michiko: And do you like Yami no Yugi?

Wapiko: I thought we already said she does.

Michiko: I don't know for sure, since I only read that online. I didn't actually see her say I love you, Yami Yugi!

Wapiko: -.-; Riiiight...

Michiko: So Téa, do you?

Téa: Well...*blushes slightly*

Wapiko: Aww...Yami and Téa sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Michiko: I think that's what this show is going to be known for now, the Kissing in a Tree song.

Wapiko: O.o

Téa: I didn't say I like him!

Michiko: You have I love Yami written all over your face!

Téa: No I don't!

Wapiko: *writes on Téa's face* Now you do!

Michiko: O.o

Téa: *tries to go wash it off but it won't come off* !!!

Wapiko: *shows audience that she used a permanent marker*

Téa: *comes back defeated*

Michiko: So...*looks at the review again* Why do you talk about friendship in the dub?

Téa: Because friendship is important! It's what keeps the group together!

Wapiko: -_- Okay, we get it...

Michiko: Anyways, from Madame Arrow Foxfire:

Three things:
1. Of course writers have active imaginations! That's why we write fanfiction, yeesh.

2. Koto's a fox demon.

3. Can you do Yukina?

Wapiko: Um...Michiko? I think that was directed more towards us...

Michiko: Oh...Well, I read it anyways.

Wapiko: *looks at the review* Koto's a fox demon?

Michiko: *shrugs* Who said she was a cat demon anyways? *recalls last episode*

Wapiko: ^_^; I did...

Michiko: Well, now you know you're wrong.

Wapiko: Yep! I learned from my mistake that Koto is a fox demon, not cat.

Michiko: *nods*

Wapiko: *looks at the review again* Hey! Let's do Yukina next then!

Michiko: Sure! I have questions to ask Yukina...

Wapiko: Same here...

Michiko: Anyways...from hiei and Youko lovers:

Kyara: No I am not his long lost sister I'm just Youko's sister I have black hair with red tips on my ears, tail, and hair and yes he does know about me.

Ashiko: *thwaps Kyara* We are not giving Bios here!

Kyara: Ouch! Ok ok...SHEESH!

Kurama: Um...would you mind not hitting my sister...

Ashiko: Ok *holds onto kurama's arm* ^^

Kurama: *blink* *blink*

Kyara: Hey would you let go of my brother and just ask the questions already!?

Ashiko: Fine fine *lets go* Anyway Tea 1. do you have a crush on yugi 2. what was it like to be possesed by that evil bakura guy in the milenium ring?

Kyara: Ok well that's all for now but bring in my precious Hiei soon!

JA NE!
Ashiko, Kyara, and Kurama

Michiko: I must impress Kyara to get to Kurama, since Ashiko doesn't seem to be doing that good of a job...*evil smirk*

Wapiko: Michiko, you're scaring me.

Michiko: *stops evil smirking* Sorry. Well Téa, what was it like to be possessed by Yami Bakura in the Millenium Ring?

Téa: I was possessed?

Wapiko: Wow, she's reacting just like Bakura, not knowing what happened.

Michiko: She might just be acting this way...

Wapiko: Hey, do you want to do both Yukina and Hiei?

Michiko: That would be an interesting episode...

Wapiko: Well, I'll let you go back to your buddies now.

Michiko: What do you mean I'll let you go?

Wapiko: I mean, I'll let her go.

Michiko: It's not your show!

Wapiko: Okay, well, will you let her go?

Michiko: *thinks* Fine. Téa, you may leave.

Téa: Umm...thanks. *leaves*

Michiko: Well, there she goes. So, Wapiko, who should the next person be?

Wapiko: Umm...Didn't we say Yukina and Hiei?

Michiko: Oh yeah. We did, didn't we?

Wapiko: You have short-term memory...too short.

Michiko: Yep! Our next persons are the koorimes Yukina and Hiei!

Wapiko: You know you just called Hiei an ice maiden, right?

Michiko: I know.

Wapiko: -.-; Right...

Michiko: ^_^ See ya!

A/N: Maybe this one isn't as weird. Yay! I improved!