Chapter 6: Yukina and Hiei
Disclaimer: I don't own Yukina. If I do, my friend would probably try to help Yukina escape the clutches of Kuwabara, but since Kuwabara is still all floaty like because Yukina is calling him Kazuma, I don't own Yukina. And I don't own Hiei either, because if I do, Hiei would be with Wapiko's that yells Shut up!!! a lot. And since she still is evil like that, I don't own Hiei.
Michiko: Welcome to Secretest of Secrets Revealed!
Wapiko: Where each episode gets weirder and weirder!
Michiko: It wasn't so weird last time.
Wapiko: Suuuure...
Michiko: Anyways, today is a special episode, because we have two guests today.
Wapiko: Let's all welcome...
Yukina: *walks in*
Michiko: Yukina and...
Hiei: *walks in* O.o Yukina!
Wapiko: Hiei, we already said Yukina.
Hiei: What are you doing here, Yukina?
Michiko: I thought you usually don't talk to her.
Wapiko: Well, they are sibl- *gets muffled by Michiko's hand*
Hiei: *looks at Wapiko suspiciously*
Michiko: *smiles nervously*
Wapiko: *get Michiko's hand off of her mouth* I can't breath!!!
Michiko: Oh. Sorry.
Wapiko: *breaths heavily*
Michiko: -.-; It's not that bad...
Wapiko: *stops breathing heavily* Okay! Let's ask our special guests questions!
Michiko: I know everyone all wants to know: Yukina, do you really love Kuwabara?
Yukina: Well, Kazuma is a really nice person.
Hiei: Hn. That oaf.
Wapiko: Hiei, don't interrupt Yukina when she's talking.
Hiei: I wasn't interrupting.
Yukina: It's okay.
Michiko: Yukina is such a nice girl, I bet her brother would be so happy to find her, don't you think, Wapiko?
Wapiko: Of course. I wouldn't mind having her as a sister instead, she won't argue with me.
Michiko: Hey!
Yukina: ^_^;
Wapiko: Well, I know something that a lot of people want to know: Yukina, do you think you'll ever find your brother? *eyes Hiei*
Hiei: *looks at Wapiko suspiciously again*
Yukina: Well, I hope to find him soon...
Hosts: *looks at Hiei*
Hiei: What do you want?
Hosts: Nothing. *looks away innocently*
Hiei: *eyes hosts in disbelief*
Michiko: Anyways, let's ask Hiei a question!
Wapiko: Hm...How do you put your hair up like that?
Hiei: It's always like that. What other way do you want it to be?
Wapiko: *shrugs* I was just wondering. I think your hair is cool like that anyways.
Hiei: *looks at Wapiko weirdly*
Wapiko: ...what?
Hiei: *stops looking at Wapiko*
Michiko: I have a question! How do you feel about all the yaoi fics about you and Kurama?
Hiei: There are stories about me and who?!?
Wapiko: Kurama-sama!
Hosts: *dreamy sigh*
Hiei: Why would anyone write anything about me and Kurama being together?!?!?
Michiko: *shrugs* I don't mind those stories, but the fact that Kurama has a significant other doesn't make me happy.
Wapiko: I don't like yaoi.
Michiko: Wapiko, be more open-minded.
Wapiko: What? I'm just close-minded like that, okay?
Michiko: Okay...If you say so.
Hiei: *still has surprised look on face*
Yukina: It's okay, Hiei. These writers just have an active imagination.
Hiei: *stops with the surprised look* Hn. I don't care what others think anyways.
Hosts: *eyes Hiei in disbelief*
Michiko: Well then, that's good.
Wapiko: You know, I think I have seen a Hiei/Yusuke fanfic before.
Hiei: O.o
Michiko: I think I have seen a Hiei/Kuwabara fic before.
Hiei: O.O
Wapiko: Are you serious?
Michiko: I said I think.
Hiei: *sighs in relief*
Michiko: *whispers to Wapiko* And he says he doesn't care what others think...
Hiei: I don't need to be here. *gets up*
Michiko: Hm...Since today is a special episode, maybe we should invite a new guest right now.
Wapiko: You mean Kuwabara?
Hiei: *looks at Yukina in concern*
Michiko: Do you want Kuwabara here, Yukina?
Hiei: *sits back down*
Wapiko: Hiei, I thought you're leaving.
Hiei: Not if that oaf is coming.
Michiko: He might be busy right now, maybe later.
Hiei: *can't decide if he should leave or not*
Wapiko: Well, how about a review, Michiko?
Michiko: Sure. From Hiei and youko lovers:
Ashiko: *smiling like a mad man*
Kyara: Ok what did you do last night when you and my brother left
Ashiko: went out to dinner and dancing
Kyara: you read his mind when you were dancing didn't you
Ashiko: Yep *smiles*
Kyara: Youko was being perverted wasn't he
Ashiko: What would you expect
Kyara: *shakes head*
ashiko: Well you finally get to ask hiei questions
Kyara: YAY! Ok hey hiei how ya been i haven't seen you for a while
Ashiko: you saw him yesterday
Kyara: So... anyway hiei 1. why r u there 2. why haven't you killed the baka yet 3. you can't lie to me because as you know i have a jagan to and can read your mind so any way see you later hun
Ashiko: why do you call your boyfriend hun
Kyara: cause i can and because he's my boyfriend
Ashiko: Ok then well lets see yukina 1. where do you go when you're not around the gang 2. do you like kuwabara 3. will you plz side with us and saying hiei should be aloud to kill kuwabara
Kyara: yep that's all we got
Ashiko: oh yeah and *tosses hosts teddy bears* kurama wanted me to give you those and thank you for alowing him to be on the show
SEE YA!
Ashiko, and Kyara
Hosts: Teddy bears! *huggles teddy bears*
Hiei: Ningen baka.
Michiko: Yeah, we love you too, Hiei.
Wapiko: So, why are you here?
Michiko: Well, I know why he's staying. *looks over to Yukina*
Yukina: Those are cute teddy bears.
Wapiko: They are, aren't they?
Michiko: Seriously though, why are you here?
Wapiko: Why were any of the other characters here?
Michiko: I just kinda say it and they just kinda...appear.
Wapiko: -.-; Riiiight...
Yukina: I told Hiei to come after you two invited me.
Michiko: Then why was Hiei so surprised when he saw you here.
Wapiko: Maybe he thought she would be in the audience.
Michiko: Maybe.
Hiei: Hn.
Wapiko: That's always a good answer.
Michiko: Let's see...*looks at the review again* Why haven't you killed the baka yet?
Wapiko: Which baka?
Michiko: Maybe they meant you.
Wapiko: Or you.
Hosts: Or him. *points at the shadows*
Someone in the shadows: Hey! I'm not a baka! I'm your cousin!
Hosts: Whatever...
Wapiko: Maybe he's too surprised by the sight of Yukina that it just softened that heart in there...
Hosts: Aww, how sweet!
Michiko: Well, after Yukina answers her questions, you can go meet your honey bun, Kyara.
Wapiko: ...I'll never look at a honey bun the same way again...
Michiko: -.-; You have problems. Anywho, where do you go when you're not with the gang, Yukina?
Yukina: I go to search for my twin brother.
Hosts: *looks over at Hiei*
Hiei: *evil glares the hosts*
Hosts: *laughs nervously then turns away*
Michiko: Well, the second question was already asked, so, Yukina, will you side with Kyara and Ashiko and let Hiei kill Kuwabara?
Yukina: I wish for no killing, especially on Kazuma-san.
Michiko: Yukina, you're too nice sometimes.
Yukina: *smiles*
Hiei: *gets up* I'm leaving.
Wapiko: Go meet your Kyara now.
Hiei: *leaves*
Michiko: You may leave to search for your brother again, sorry for disrupting your search.
Yukina: *bows* It's okay. *leaves*
Wapiko: Well, that was...nice.
Michiko: ...Yeah. Hey! Who should our next guest be?
Wapiko: How about Tsukasa?
Michiko: Male or female?
Wapiko: Female.
Michiko: Okay! Our guest next time is the female Tsukasa!
Hosts: Review please! Thanks a bunch!