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"The Dark Room"
Chapter 2: Snape's twin brother
When the sorting hat finished, the whole great hall was quiet, even Dumbledor was shocked. "Funny, usually people clap when I finish." said the hat. Every one started clapping but very quietly. "That was wack." said Ron. "Where do you get these words from?" asked I, "oh well I got this book called "A 2 Z hip hop dictionary"answerd Ron. So when the little midgets were put in their houses we ate our dinner. Ron was eating like a maniac as usuall, Hermione was talking to Nearly Headless Nick and I was looking for Malfoy. The minute I spotted him, the Spotted Dick appeared in my plate, talk about coincidinkydink. When Dumbledore got up after a while everything went quiet and I swear I heard a little drum roll. He told us to go to bed, and so we did. When we got to our common room Ron instead going to the guy's dorm room went to the girls dorm room, or so he tried, not on purpose of course but he just followed Hermione's scent and as soon as he put his leg up on the stair case he fell. Hermione laughed and thought that he was so sleepy that he didn't know where he was going, still being that air-head aint she? Well in the morning when I woke up I saw Ron sleeping with Hermione's picture next to him. I woke him up by spilling water on him. He was soooo mad he actually hit me on the face, but that was ok , I GOT TO USE MAKE UP! Well when we got down at the great hall for breakfast, Spotted Dick appeared in my plate once again. We got our timetables and I saw that I have Media Arts first period and so did Ron and Hermione. When I finished my Spotted Dick we left to find the classroom. When we got there I was so pleasantly surprised that we have that class with the Slytherin's, I screamed like a biatch inside me like "Oh ohh." Well we got into the classroom when our teacher walked in, and it was none other than Snape, the teacher I hated most. "Settle down class, settle down" he said. "I am here to teach you about Media Arts as a personal favour to Professor Dumbledork I mean Dumbledore. He would be teaching it but he is unable to and since I like arts I volunteered and plus I get my volunteer hours done so there. OK let's start. There are many forms of art and I shall teach you most of them, now the movie I am about to show you is about Leonardo DaVinci, he is an artist, a famous one at that." "What's that other movie?"Asked Seamus.
"Stop being smart ,coz u know there aint no other tape" said Snape
"Well.. Huh...look who got hold of A to Z hip hop dictionary. Phes , now he is acting all getto fabulous. That Wanker." Said Ron
I just rolled my eyes.
"Now here you go, just watch the frikkin movie and I shall step out for a sec" the movie starts
Now I'm gonna be very descriptive so beware. There was a flash of a girl getting undressed. She got into a shower and started singing " Shake your ass, watch your self, shake your ass, show me what you're working for" all of a sudden a men appeared and got into the shower. Now for the shocking part. They showed the faces, it was Snape who was singing and Lupin who got into the shower. They started kissing. It was very disturbing. So I won't go on. All of a sudden Snape walked into the classroom and saw a shocking image. Well him self and Lupin. "Oh my. what you are seeing is not what I was gonna let you see. What I mean to say is that .um well this is also a form of art. and that is my twin brother and his lover. My brother has just sent me this so I would see in what kind of work he is involved in. I swear I don't watch that for my own amusement."
"I told you there was a second movie" said Seamus
"Just because of that I'm giving detention to you Mr. Finnigan"
"Now if anyone says anything about my favourite porno movie I'm going to kill them personally or get my brother to come and visit you. MUWAHAHAHAHAHHA..NOW GET OUT!!!!
"Well that was weird. Did you see how small his banana is?" asked Ron
"Yeah, it was soooo small. I mean even mine is bigger."
"I know I've seen it"
"What?!!?!?!? WHEN!??!??"
"Chillex my homey, I saw it one night when you were playing with it."
"I wasn't playing with it."
"Yes you were"
"Well OK, so what. Princess Sophia gets lonely sometimes when she has no one to play with," ..............
"Well that was a hell of a conv," said Ron
With that the day ended , coz they went to sleep.
(A/N that was it.... What u think I wanna know so review, more chapter on the way. Seriously im writing one now, well right after I finish this.hehehehe. see ya R& R NOW)
"The Dark Room"
Chapter 2: Snape's twin brother
When the sorting hat finished, the whole great hall was quiet, even Dumbledor was shocked. "Funny, usually people clap when I finish." said the hat. Every one started clapping but very quietly. "That was wack." said Ron. "Where do you get these words from?" asked I, "oh well I got this book called "A 2 Z hip hop dictionary"answerd Ron. So when the little midgets were put in their houses we ate our dinner. Ron was eating like a maniac as usuall, Hermione was talking to Nearly Headless Nick and I was looking for Malfoy. The minute I spotted him, the Spotted Dick appeared in my plate, talk about coincidinkydink. When Dumbledore got up after a while everything went quiet and I swear I heard a little drum roll. He told us to go to bed, and so we did. When we got to our common room Ron instead going to the guy's dorm room went to the girls dorm room, or so he tried, not on purpose of course but he just followed Hermione's scent and as soon as he put his leg up on the stair case he fell. Hermione laughed and thought that he was so sleepy that he didn't know where he was going, still being that air-head aint she? Well in the morning when I woke up I saw Ron sleeping with Hermione's picture next to him. I woke him up by spilling water on him. He was soooo mad he actually hit me on the face, but that was ok , I GOT TO USE MAKE UP! Well when we got down at the great hall for breakfast, Spotted Dick appeared in my plate once again. We got our timetables and I saw that I have Media Arts first period and so did Ron and Hermione. When I finished my Spotted Dick we left to find the classroom. When we got there I was so pleasantly surprised that we have that class with the Slytherin's, I screamed like a biatch inside me like "Oh ohh." Well we got into the classroom when our teacher walked in, and it was none other than Snape, the teacher I hated most. "Settle down class, settle down" he said. "I am here to teach you about Media Arts as a personal favour to Professor Dumbledork I mean Dumbledore. He would be teaching it but he is unable to and since I like arts I volunteered and plus I get my volunteer hours done so there. OK let's start. There are many forms of art and I shall teach you most of them, now the movie I am about to show you is about Leonardo DaVinci, he is an artist, a famous one at that." "What's that other movie?"Asked Seamus.
"Stop being smart ,coz u know there aint no other tape" said Snape
"Well.. Huh...look who got hold of A to Z hip hop dictionary. Phes , now he is acting all getto fabulous. That Wanker." Said Ron
I just rolled my eyes.
"Now here you go, just watch the frikkin movie and I shall step out for a sec" the movie starts
Now I'm gonna be very descriptive so beware. There was a flash of a girl getting undressed. She got into a shower and started singing " Shake your ass, watch your self, shake your ass, show me what you're working for" all of a sudden a men appeared and got into the shower. Now for the shocking part. They showed the faces, it was Snape who was singing and Lupin who got into the shower. They started kissing. It was very disturbing. So I won't go on. All of a sudden Snape walked into the classroom and saw a shocking image. Well him self and Lupin. "Oh my. what you are seeing is not what I was gonna let you see. What I mean to say is that .um well this is also a form of art. and that is my twin brother and his lover. My brother has just sent me this so I would see in what kind of work he is involved in. I swear I don't watch that for my own amusement."
"I told you there was a second movie" said Seamus
"Just because of that I'm giving detention to you Mr. Finnigan"
"Now if anyone says anything about my favourite porno movie I'm going to kill them personally or get my brother to come and visit you. MUWAHAHAHAHAHHA..NOW GET OUT!!!!
"Well that was weird. Did you see how small his banana is?" asked Ron
"Yeah, it was soooo small. I mean even mine is bigger."
"I know I've seen it"
"What?!!?!?!? WHEN!??!??"
"Chillex my homey, I saw it one night when you were playing with it."
"I wasn't playing with it."
"Yes you were"
"Well OK, so what. Princess Sophia gets lonely sometimes when she has no one to play with," ..............
"Well that was a hell of a conv," said Ron
With that the day ended , coz they went to sleep.
(A/N that was it.... What u think I wanna know so review, more chapter on the way. Seriously im writing one now, well right after I finish this.hehehehe. see ya R& R NOW)