One day, Spongebob went to go visit his friend, Sandy Cheeks. Sandy said she needed his help picking something out for her, and Spongebob was willing to help. "Sandy?" Spongebob said "Oh! Hi!" said Sandy "Spongebob, I was wondering if you could help. I need to pick out some curtains for my windows. Do you like the floral print.or the fruits?" "Sandy? Why are you asking me?" "Well, Spongebob, you have a very feminine taste." "OOO! Are you saying I am not manly? "No! I just..well..yes." Spongebob was quite upset. I mean come on! He works out, watches sports, and is quite the ladies man. Why is Sandy being like this? "OO please Sandy. Look at my muscles. I don't think anyone is as manly as I. Now I am going to home to watch some sports." Even though he was going to water his spice garden. Later that night, Spongebob was upset. He decided to talk to Patrick. "I just don't get it Patrick. Why did she say that? " "Sorry Spongebob but Sandy is right." "OO! Patrick!" "I mean look at your clothes. You wax your eyebrows, and you even get a pedicure monthly, and you live in a Pineapple!" "What should I do Patrick?" "Well, you'll have to become more manly." "I can't Patrick! I can't!" said Spongebob crying while he was on the floor begging. "Well, sorry Spongebob, but there is no place in society for someone like you. You'll have to leave town. I don't mean to be rude, but people talk Spongebob, you have to leave. You could never live it down." Spongebob packed his things. He had to leave or everyone would ask him to pick curtains for him or her. Even flower arrangements! Spongebob got on a bus and stayed on it all night, until the bus driver kicked him off. He ended up in a town. He ate breakfast at a little café. He was tried and distraught. He did not know his place in the world. While he was drinking his designer coffee, a few people came through the door. Spongebob knew who they were! It was the "FAB 5!" from "Queer Guys for the Straight Guy!" He was star-struck! "Well, I would say don't match denim." Said Carson, who is in charge of Fashion on the show where gay guys fix up normal guys. "That would look great with a short hair cut!" said Kyan. "This coffee is awful! Said Ted. Spongebob thought they could help him. They help millions of normal folks like him! "Excuse me, I love your show! I see you help people all the time! Could you help me!?"

They talked and came to one conclusion. "See, Spongebob. You say your "normal" but your not. You well, are like us." Said Thom. "As a matter of fact, we could use someone like you on the show!" said Jai. Spongebob was in charge of driving the fab 5 car. He was also there to give advice to the normal guy. He was to talk to them and give them self-esteem. Spongebob thought the change was very liberating, and felt a certain freedom with the guys, even though they would hit on him a lot.

One day, Sandy was watching T.V when she saw Spongebob on the program! You think she would run down and try to retrieve him from the hellish gay doom, but she just said "Not a surprise."

Spongebob became a celebrity basically over night! Helping people and giving them advice was fantastic! Driving the car was not bad either. Spongebob adapted to his new life. Tight shirts, fancy haircuts, café. He was quite happy. Everyone knew about his "tendencies" so why keep it a secret!? SPONGEBOB IS GAY AND PROUD! HE IS LIBERATED! WITH THE QUEER GUYS!

The End! Maybe someone day I'll make Spongebob's adventures with the Queer Guys!