Dilandou the Pyro…
"BURN!" A voice was heard throughout Gaia.
"Burn… Burn… BURN!" Dilandou stood over wet wood with five packs of matches.
"Why won't you burn?!" he shouted at the dead matches he threw at the wood.
Folken walked over to the disturbed boy and rested a hand on his shoulder, "Dilandou...It's never going to burn."
Dilandou's eyebrow twitched. "Yes it will!" he screamed as he started to pour gasoline and propane onto the wood.
"Dilandou NO!" Folken screamed as Dilandou lit a match and dropped it, exploding the floating fortress.
Folken and Dilandou were sitting in hell, when Dilandou suddenly got up and screamed, "YES! Everything is burning!"
Folken just sighed, "Why did I have to change you into a man?!" he mumbled as he lay his head in his hands.
"HA HA HA HA! BURN!!"Dilandou screamed as his voice echoed throughout hell.