Chapter 3
~Math~
Sally, Yuugi, Yami, Malik, and Y. Malik all sit down at a table
Yuugi-so Sally where did u guys come from?
Sally-*surprised* oh the real world *covers her mouth realizing what she just said*
*they all stare at her funny*
Sally-woo, I mean America
Yuugi-uh never heard of it…
Sally-well its very far from here…very, very far
Yuugi-^^
Sally-so um what are we studying?
Yami-here *hands her a book* its page---
Malik-127
Yami- *agitated* hai…and problem----
Malik-21
Yami-*mutters* son of a b****
Malik-I was only trying to help
Yuugi-like Honda said before, you'll get use to their fighting
~Science~
Teacher-ok class, everyone turn your text books to page 54, today we are learning about the wonderful grasshopper ^^
Elizabeth-great
Otogi-damn
Teacher- "a grasshopper is; any of various, families of leaping, plant-eating orthopteran insects with powerful hind legs adapted for jumping, blah, blah, blah, etc.
Otogi gets dazed and falls asleep on Elizabeth's shoulder
Sue-uh aren't you gonna wake him up?
Elizabeth-nope, actually I'm thinking about joining him
Sue-hai &
Kenny-what is that Et thing?
Ryou-I have no idea you typed it
Kenny-uhh…well I think I'll leave it there since its so beautiful ^^*~
~English~
Teacher-all right everyone today we are going to write stories!
All-*groan*
Teacher-about cute little bunnies and rainbows ^^ anything that's cute that pops into your head!
Bakura-I'm sending that b**** to the Shadow Realm right now!
Ryou-no your not
Seto-why not?
Ryou-because then we wouldn't have a teacher
Seto and Bakura-SO?!
Ryou-SO SOMEHOW WE WOULD GET IN TROUBLE!
Teacher-Ryou is there a problem?
Ryou-err..no
Teacher-well then for screaming out for no reason whatsoever your story has to be 200 extra words
Ryou-damn
Teacher-what did you say?
Ryou-*quickly* yes, mama
~*Ryou-how come I always get in trouble *sighs*
Kenny-this worlds a cruel, cruel place *shakes head* so that's why you got me :D *glomps ryou again*~
Kenny-do you always have to write gay stories like this?
Seto-yep
Bakura-does sending everyone in this room to the Shadow Realm sound nice to you?
Ryou-*sweat drop*
~Wood Shop~
Honda-*shocked* Jou what are you doing?!
Jou is uncontrollably sawing the table in two
Jou-well don't just stand there! I can't control this thing! *zzzzz CRACK*
Honda-uh-oh
They table hit's the floor in two separate pieces
Teacher-Jounouchi!!!
Jou-s*** *hits self in head*
Teacher-To the office right now!
Honda-later man
Jou waves to Honda as he heads towards the office
*the bell rings and everyone heads towards their 3rd period class*
~PE~
Everyone walks out in their PE uniforms.
Substitute Teacher-*in a weak, tired, annoying voice* Ok everyone *sniffs* I'm your substitute teacher *sniff* so here is what you're going to do today *sniff* First off *sniff* everyone run from this side of the gym to *SNIFF* the other, 2nd *sniff*----
Malik-I swear if he sniffs one more time I'll kill him!
Sub.- so that's what your doing today *sniff* *Jou and Seto have to restrain Malik from jumping on their sub* if you need me *SNIFF* I'll just be right in the office *walks off sniffing*
Jou-score a free day!
Seto-yes mutt for once things go our way
Jou- erggg Kaiba if you call me mutt one more time! *Ryou, Yuugi, and Yami have to restrain him*
Seto-yes Wheeler? What are you going to do? Bark?
Y. Bakura, Malik, and Y. Malik laugh
Ryou-they are so immature
Kenny-actually I think its kind of cute ^^
girls-*sweatdrop*
Sally-she's mental sometimes
Kenny-hey!
Sally-I was just kidding
Kenny-sure…
Bakura, Malik, Y. Malik, and Seto are all talking
Bakura-I just got the best idea
Y. Malik-what?
Bakura-watch and learn…*he quietly walks behind Yuugi and pulls his shorts down all the way, grins and walks back towards Malik, Y. Malik, and Seto*
Yuugi realizes what just happened and pulls his shorts up as fast as he can, turning very red
~*Bakura-*grins evilly* Am I good or what?
Ryou and Kenny are so surprised that they jump 2 feet in the air
Kenny-wow your awake
Bakura-yah, but my head hurts *rubs head* What happened?
Kenny-uhh…nothing…
Bakura-now I remember! * Bakura pounces on Kenny*
Kenny-Ahhh get off of me! Help!
Ryou pulls Bakura off and then helps Kenny up
Kenny-*phew* Thank! ^^ *hugs Ryou*
Ryou-don't mention it^^*~
Yami-your going to pay for that one Tomb Robber!
Bakura-what are you gonna do about it mother f*****
Yami jumps on Bakura and starts punching him. They start rolling around the gym punching each other like crazy.
Ryou-*sighs* I hate my yami
~* Ryou- how true
Bakura-hey! *hits Ryou with a brick*
Kenny-oh great I'm stuck with you, but that's ok! ^^ *glomps Bakura*
Bakura-ugh *~
Finally Yami and Bakura get tired of hitting each other. Bakura walks back to Malik, Y. Malik, and Seto
Malik-that was good but I can do better *smirks, then walks over to Yami, pulling something out of his pocket at the same time. He puts it down Yami's pants*
Yami-Ahhh! WHAT THE HELL DID U PUT DOWN MY PANTS!!
Malik-*still smiling* a scorpion, lets hope it stings you're a**
Yami-*the scorpion falls out*
Y. Malik-damn, it didn't sting him
Yami then pounces on Malik and they start punching each other
Y. Malik-I want some of this *he pounces on the two of them, closely followed by Bakura*
Jou-Yami can't take on all three of them! *he joins the fight, closely followed by Seto*
Yuugi-do you think we should help them?
Ryou-*sigh* I guess we should try to get them to stop *they join the fight also*
Sue-wow they're all looking pretty bad :S
Elizabeth-I think we should try to break this up
Kenny-good idea lets go!
*Soon all the girls have got a hold on them. Then the bell rings and they all head for 4th period*
~Math~
Sally, Yuugi, Yami, Malik, and Y. Malik all sit down at a table
Yuugi-so Sally where did u guys come from?
Sally-*surprised* oh the real world *covers her mouth realizing what she just said*
*they all stare at her funny*
Sally-woo, I mean America
Yuugi-uh never heard of it…
Sally-well its very far from here…very, very far
Yuugi-^^
Sally-so um what are we studying?
Yami-here *hands her a book* its page---
Malik-127
Yami- *agitated* hai…and problem----
Malik-21
Yami-*mutters* son of a b****
Malik-I was only trying to help
Yuugi-like Honda said before, you'll get use to their fighting
~Science~
Teacher-ok class, everyone turn your text books to page 54, today we are learning about the wonderful grasshopper ^^
Elizabeth-great
Otogi-damn
Teacher- "a grasshopper is; any of various, families of leaping, plant-eating orthopteran insects with powerful hind legs adapted for jumping, blah, blah, blah, etc.
Otogi gets dazed and falls asleep on Elizabeth's shoulder
Sue-uh aren't you gonna wake him up?
Elizabeth-nope, actually I'm thinking about joining him
Sue-hai &
Kenny-what is that Et thing?
Ryou-I have no idea you typed it
Kenny-uhh…well I think I'll leave it there since its so beautiful ^^*~
~English~
Teacher-all right everyone today we are going to write stories!
All-*groan*
Teacher-about cute little bunnies and rainbows ^^ anything that's cute that pops into your head!
Bakura-I'm sending that b**** to the Shadow Realm right now!
Ryou-no your not
Seto-why not?
Ryou-because then we wouldn't have a teacher
Seto and Bakura-SO?!
Ryou-SO SOMEHOW WE WOULD GET IN TROUBLE!
Teacher-Ryou is there a problem?
Ryou-err..no
Teacher-well then for screaming out for no reason whatsoever your story has to be 200 extra words
Ryou-damn
Teacher-what did you say?
Ryou-*quickly* yes, mama
~*Ryou-how come I always get in trouble *sighs*
Kenny-this worlds a cruel, cruel place *shakes head* so that's why you got me :D *glomps ryou again*~
Kenny-do you always have to write gay stories like this?
Seto-yep
Bakura-does sending everyone in this room to the Shadow Realm sound nice to you?
Ryou-*sweat drop*
~Wood Shop~
Honda-*shocked* Jou what are you doing?!
Jou is uncontrollably sawing the table in two
Jou-well don't just stand there! I can't control this thing! *zzzzz CRACK*
Honda-uh-oh
They table hit's the floor in two separate pieces
Teacher-Jounouchi!!!
Jou-s*** *hits self in head*
Teacher-To the office right now!
Honda-later man
Jou waves to Honda as he heads towards the office
*the bell rings and everyone heads towards their 3rd period class*
~PE~
Everyone walks out in their PE uniforms.
Substitute Teacher-*in a weak, tired, annoying voice* Ok everyone *sniffs* I'm your substitute teacher *sniff* so here is what you're going to do today *sniff* First off *sniff* everyone run from this side of the gym to *SNIFF* the other, 2nd *sniff*----
Malik-I swear if he sniffs one more time I'll kill him!
Sub.- so that's what your doing today *sniff* *Jou and Seto have to restrain Malik from jumping on their sub* if you need me *SNIFF* I'll just be right in the office *walks off sniffing*
Jou-score a free day!
Seto-yes mutt for once things go our way
Jou- erggg Kaiba if you call me mutt one more time! *Ryou, Yuugi, and Yami have to restrain him*
Seto-yes Wheeler? What are you going to do? Bark?
Y. Bakura, Malik, and Y. Malik laugh
Ryou-they are so immature
Kenny-actually I think its kind of cute ^^
girls-*sweatdrop*
Sally-she's mental sometimes
Kenny-hey!
Sally-I was just kidding
Kenny-sure…
Bakura, Malik, Y. Malik, and Seto are all talking
Bakura-I just got the best idea
Y. Malik-what?
Bakura-watch and learn…*he quietly walks behind Yuugi and pulls his shorts down all the way, grins and walks back towards Malik, Y. Malik, and Seto*
Yuugi realizes what just happened and pulls his shorts up as fast as he can, turning very red
~*Bakura-*grins evilly* Am I good or what?
Ryou and Kenny are so surprised that they jump 2 feet in the air
Kenny-wow your awake
Bakura-yah, but my head hurts *rubs head* What happened?
Kenny-uhh…nothing…
Bakura-now I remember! * Bakura pounces on Kenny*
Kenny-Ahhh get off of me! Help!
Ryou pulls Bakura off and then helps Kenny up
Kenny-*phew* Thank! ^^ *hugs Ryou*
Ryou-don't mention it^^*~
Yami-your going to pay for that one Tomb Robber!
Bakura-what are you gonna do about it mother f*****
Yami jumps on Bakura and starts punching him. They start rolling around the gym punching each other like crazy.
Ryou-*sighs* I hate my yami
~* Ryou- how true
Bakura-hey! *hits Ryou with a brick*
Kenny-oh great I'm stuck with you, but that's ok! ^^ *glomps Bakura*
Bakura-ugh *~
Finally Yami and Bakura get tired of hitting each other. Bakura walks back to Malik, Y. Malik, and Seto
Malik-that was good but I can do better *smirks, then walks over to Yami, pulling something out of his pocket at the same time. He puts it down Yami's pants*
Yami-Ahhh! WHAT THE HELL DID U PUT DOWN MY PANTS!!
Malik-*still smiling* a scorpion, lets hope it stings you're a**
Yami-*the scorpion falls out*
Y. Malik-damn, it didn't sting him
Yami then pounces on Malik and they start punching each other
Y. Malik-I want some of this *he pounces on the two of them, closely followed by Bakura*
Jou-Yami can't take on all three of them! *he joins the fight, closely followed by Seto*
Yuugi-do you think we should help them?
Ryou-*sigh* I guess we should try to get them to stop *they join the fight also*
Sue-wow they're all looking pretty bad :S
Elizabeth-I think we should try to break this up
Kenny-good idea lets go!
*Soon all the girls have got a hold on them. Then the bell rings and they all head for 4th period*