A/N-I have nothing to say except don't go see scary movie 3 it's soooo
retarded I swear I fell asleep on the end. But that has nothing to do with
Inuyasha so ignore that Author Note wasn't that a complete waste of space I
swear I'm going to stop writing these things!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Never ever did. Never ever will. b
Chapter 2: In which Kagome gets an unexpected surprise and the fairy takes her leave.
Kagome woke up to yelling and sat up swiftly. "What in the seven hells did you do to her?" said a screaming hanyou. "I did what your father asked me to do Inu-chan, so calm down alright.", Yelled the upset fairy right back. Kagome rubbed her pounding head with one hand, while rubbing her stomach with the other, which actually made a quite funny site. "Kagome-sama may I ask what your doing.", Said Miroku. "My head hurts, gods it hurts." She answers to him with a sour look on her face. Inuyasha looked at her and said "What the hell happened you've been out for two and a half days dammit." "I just don't feel well Inuyasha please stop yelling I'm right here." She said in a whisper. They all turned to question Keiko, but all she said was "Take good care of her." and left. "Damn that fairy, just like her to run when things start to get bad.", Growled Inuyasha.
~~~~~~~ One Week later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They had started to track back to Kaede's hut for some well deserved rest when suddenly Kagome ran into the woods. Everyone glanced at each other to see if they knew and after awhile Inuyasha and the rest of the gang ran after her. They found Kagome sitting over a cliff wiping her mouth off from where she had just hurled. "Man, Kagome you smell different." Said Shippou "Thanks, now your starting to sound like Inuyasha, If I stink that bad tell him to let me go take a bath.", Responded Kagome. "No it's not a bad smell its more like a another smell on you.", Yelled Shippou. He ran up and sniffed her face, than her arms, and finally her tummy. "Come to mention it brat she does smell different." He answers sniffing the air as the wind blew. "Don't you usually go into heat around this time?" asked Shippou innocently. Everyone gasped even Inuyasha. "Well a yea, I guess I do." She answers shyly enough to show she was uncomfortable with Shippou's questioning. "Well that means one thing." Said Shippou all matter-a- factly.", It can't mean.." Inuyasha couldn't believe what he was about to here. "Kagome's pregnant with." Shippou took another sniff and almost gravely said "Inuyasha's father's baby." Everyone gasped except Kagome who did what any expecting mother would do, she fainted. Inuyasha wasn't mad, no, mad didn't explain the rage he was feeling right now. His father got the woman he wanted, and he was DEAD. Yep that fairy had a fairly (That's cool Fairy-Fairly...never mind!) amount of explaining to do when he found her. Yet he didn't need to find her cause just than she magically popped up in the tree branch below Inuyasha's. He growled when he caught wind of her and before she could blink he had grabbed her and was now facing her with his hands fisting her so called collar Kimono is was wearing now. "What the hell did you do to Kagome?" he asked menacing enough to have Sesshomaru cowering away without a fight. "Your fathers bidding, he said get your human pregnant if you couldn't do it yourself. He needs a hire now so he can continue to rule the western lands since Sesshomaru doesn't seem to want to mate with anyone at all in this century." She answers "So my father decided to get Kagome pregnant. bullshit, why should I believe you." He looked at her suspiciously to show his untrustworthiness "Fine, it doesn't matter what you believe, we'll see the child is born won't we." She looked all huffy about it than snatched her sleeve from his hand. "So my father has Kagome puking her brains out just so he can have a hire. I think that's a hell of a lot of selfishness on his part." Said Inuyasha "Well I just came to make sure Kagome was alright so toddles." She said and left with a snap of her fingers again. Later that night Inuyasha told them what had happen and they all looked at poor Kagome who was surely in for 6 months of hell. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ two days Later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inuyasha and group had decided to pay Sesshomaru a visit and were walking west when suddenly Kagome said "Lets play a game called duck duck goose." (I love that game even through I'm to old to play it ^_^) "No, we have to keep walking if we want to make it within three days." Said Inuyasha, he had been more careful around her because she had sat him like fifty times for trying to help her out of her sleeping bag. Pregnant women and their mood swings. Kagome got all big headed and said in a VERY angry voice "I said lets play Duck Duck Goose." Everyone sweat dropped and said "okay alright we'll play." She explains the rules and everyone sat in the circle. Kagome went first and tapped Shippou. After telling them they couldn't use their demon speed it was quite easy for her to escape. She hurriedly sat down in his place while Shippou Duck Duck Goose Miroku. After awhile they got up and started to head for Sesshomaru's castle again. Kagome after a while sat down looking rather tired of all the walking she had done, which wasn't a lot since Inuyasha had carried her like almost all the way. "Inu- chan, can we stop for a minute I'm tired." Everyone stopped since that was the first time Kagome had called Inuyasha Inu-chan and because Kagome had went in the woods to "do her business". Everyone looked at Inuyasha who was red in the face and was having a hard time breathing after a while when he notices everyone staring he turned around and "Feh" was the only word that came from his mouth. Kagome came back and all was well with the world until Inuyasha made a fatal mistake "Damn Kagome you're getting fat!", the instant he said that Kagome's fist slammed into his stomach and her hand hit him upside his head. "Inuyasha you never call a pregnant woman fat, EVER!" Miroku said has he watched Inuyasha get his ass beat by a pregnant woman. "Stop, oww! It, ouch! Hurts too much." This was pretty much Inuyasha's defense against Kagome the hazardous pregnant woman, who at this moment was taking a breather and yelling at Inuyasha, until she finally decided that he was in enough pain. She looked down to get a rock out her shoe when she realized she couldn't reach down because her tummy was in the way. "Oh my god, I am fatttt!" She said and broke down to cry her eyes out while the group of on- lookers started their own revenge on Inuyasha for his faults and other things that all of a sudden weren't right with the world.
A/N-Alright I guess I will continue to write Author Notes. I mean it can't hurt that bad to just humor you with my insane thoughts oh yea guess what I am a vampire on this really cool website the address is: it's a really cool site so join oh yea join neopets too its also cool!!! I will try to publish a new chapter every week so see ya next. Hey why do they call long pauses pregnant silences that's so funny.
Disclaimer: Never ever did. Never ever will. b
Chapter 2: In which Kagome gets an unexpected surprise and the fairy takes her leave.
Kagome woke up to yelling and sat up swiftly. "What in the seven hells did you do to her?" said a screaming hanyou. "I did what your father asked me to do Inu-chan, so calm down alright.", Yelled the upset fairy right back. Kagome rubbed her pounding head with one hand, while rubbing her stomach with the other, which actually made a quite funny site. "Kagome-sama may I ask what your doing.", Said Miroku. "My head hurts, gods it hurts." She answers to him with a sour look on her face. Inuyasha looked at her and said "What the hell happened you've been out for two and a half days dammit." "I just don't feel well Inuyasha please stop yelling I'm right here." She said in a whisper. They all turned to question Keiko, but all she said was "Take good care of her." and left. "Damn that fairy, just like her to run when things start to get bad.", Growled Inuyasha.
~~~~~~~ One Week later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They had started to track back to Kaede's hut for some well deserved rest when suddenly Kagome ran into the woods. Everyone glanced at each other to see if they knew and after awhile Inuyasha and the rest of the gang ran after her. They found Kagome sitting over a cliff wiping her mouth off from where she had just hurled. "Man, Kagome you smell different." Said Shippou "Thanks, now your starting to sound like Inuyasha, If I stink that bad tell him to let me go take a bath.", Responded Kagome. "No it's not a bad smell its more like a another smell on you.", Yelled Shippou. He ran up and sniffed her face, than her arms, and finally her tummy. "Come to mention it brat she does smell different." He answers sniffing the air as the wind blew. "Don't you usually go into heat around this time?" asked Shippou innocently. Everyone gasped even Inuyasha. "Well a yea, I guess I do." She answers shyly enough to show she was uncomfortable with Shippou's questioning. "Well that means one thing." Said Shippou all matter-a- factly.", It can't mean.." Inuyasha couldn't believe what he was about to here. "Kagome's pregnant with." Shippou took another sniff and almost gravely said "Inuyasha's father's baby." Everyone gasped except Kagome who did what any expecting mother would do, she fainted. Inuyasha wasn't mad, no, mad didn't explain the rage he was feeling right now. His father got the woman he wanted, and he was DEAD. Yep that fairy had a fairly (That's cool Fairy-Fairly...never mind!) amount of explaining to do when he found her. Yet he didn't need to find her cause just than she magically popped up in the tree branch below Inuyasha's. He growled when he caught wind of her and before she could blink he had grabbed her and was now facing her with his hands fisting her so called collar Kimono is was wearing now. "What the hell did you do to Kagome?" he asked menacing enough to have Sesshomaru cowering away without a fight. "Your fathers bidding, he said get your human pregnant if you couldn't do it yourself. He needs a hire now so he can continue to rule the western lands since Sesshomaru doesn't seem to want to mate with anyone at all in this century." She answers "So my father decided to get Kagome pregnant. bullshit, why should I believe you." He looked at her suspiciously to show his untrustworthiness "Fine, it doesn't matter what you believe, we'll see the child is born won't we." She looked all huffy about it than snatched her sleeve from his hand. "So my father has Kagome puking her brains out just so he can have a hire. I think that's a hell of a lot of selfishness on his part." Said Inuyasha "Well I just came to make sure Kagome was alright so toddles." She said and left with a snap of her fingers again. Later that night Inuyasha told them what had happen and they all looked at poor Kagome who was surely in for 6 months of hell. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ two days Later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inuyasha and group had decided to pay Sesshomaru a visit and were walking west when suddenly Kagome said "Lets play a game called duck duck goose." (I love that game even through I'm to old to play it ^_^) "No, we have to keep walking if we want to make it within three days." Said Inuyasha, he had been more careful around her because she had sat him like fifty times for trying to help her out of her sleeping bag. Pregnant women and their mood swings. Kagome got all big headed and said in a VERY angry voice "I said lets play Duck Duck Goose." Everyone sweat dropped and said "okay alright we'll play." She explains the rules and everyone sat in the circle. Kagome went first and tapped Shippou. After telling them they couldn't use their demon speed it was quite easy for her to escape. She hurriedly sat down in his place while Shippou Duck Duck Goose Miroku. After awhile they got up and started to head for Sesshomaru's castle again. Kagome after a while sat down looking rather tired of all the walking she had done, which wasn't a lot since Inuyasha had carried her like almost all the way. "Inu- chan, can we stop for a minute I'm tired." Everyone stopped since that was the first time Kagome had called Inuyasha Inu-chan and because Kagome had went in the woods to "do her business". Everyone looked at Inuyasha who was red in the face and was having a hard time breathing after a while when he notices everyone staring he turned around and "Feh" was the only word that came from his mouth. Kagome came back and all was well with the world until Inuyasha made a fatal mistake "Damn Kagome you're getting fat!", the instant he said that Kagome's fist slammed into his stomach and her hand hit him upside his head. "Inuyasha you never call a pregnant woman fat, EVER!" Miroku said has he watched Inuyasha get his ass beat by a pregnant woman. "Stop, oww! It, ouch! Hurts too much." This was pretty much Inuyasha's defense against Kagome the hazardous pregnant woman, who at this moment was taking a breather and yelling at Inuyasha, until she finally decided that he was in enough pain. She looked down to get a rock out her shoe when she realized she couldn't reach down because her tummy was in the way. "Oh my god, I am fatttt!" She said and broke down to cry her eyes out while the group of on- lookers started their own revenge on Inuyasha for his faults and other things that all of a sudden weren't right with the world.
A/N-Alright I guess I will continue to write Author Notes. I mean it can't hurt that bad to just humor you with my insane thoughts oh yea guess what I am a vampire on this really cool website the address is: it's a really cool site so join oh yea join neopets too its also cool!!! I will try to publish a new chapter every week so see ya next. Hey why do they call long pauses pregnant silences that's so funny.