A/N- Hey I'm back with a new chapter to "A sudden turn of Events." For
those reading words like love and lust I won't update that story for awhile
so hold up and wait okay. I put a lot of thought into this chapter and
decided that it's going to hilarious! I also have two Miroku/Kagome
coupling stories you have to read. 1) "Lessons" By" horridporrid 2)
"Chasing Methuselah" By: Sandra E. These stories are really good and they
are written by excellent authors who both put a lot of effort into their
writing and probably enjoy the many reviews they get because I know I DON'T
GET ANY!! But for the few of you who did here are my thanks. Now on with
the fic!
Disclaimer: Don't and won't simple isn't it ^_~ took many months of counseling for me to get that through my head. Sad but yes...
Chapter 3: In which Shippou finds something and everyone finds out things about pregnant women...
It was another quiet day in the warring states era and our beloved hanyou and group were walking. After the whole "I'm fat and I'm going to cry for hours because of it" episode they had decided to walk for the rest of the daylight hours that were left. After about two hours of walking they decided to make camp and walk the rest of the way to Sesshomaru's castle they would make it by midday anyways.
Everyone was around the camp fire Kagome had decided to lay down and sleep and everyone else had decided to start dinner. Shippou went to get out the ramens when he pulled out a book entitled "What to expect when you're expecting." He grabbed the book and handed it to Miroku, "what does that say Miroku." He asked all innocently. Miroku read the title and open the book his eyes gilded over the pages than they bugged out and he than immediately put down the book and asked Shippou "Where did you get this book from?" Shippou pointed towards Kagome's pack. "Well that would explain Kagome's mood swings." He said in a exhausted voice. Everyone eyed him and he said should I read excerpts of the book for you, I'll just read the facts." "This should be interesting." Answered Sango laughing after awhile.
"Hey listen to this one it said during the 1st trimester the pregnant females tend to have very temporal mood swings.", Said Sango laughing while passing the book to Miroku again since Inuyasha couldn't read. "This one said some pregnant women get horny around their change from their 1st trimester to the 2nd and for the rest of the pregnancy.." Everyone stopped laughing "Isn't Kagome changing from her 1st to her 2nd trimester you guys?" said Inuyasha with a raised eyebrow. "Yes I am. Why are you asking anyways?" said Kagome yawning while watching everyone jump. "Hey is that my book, where did you get that from?" she said eyeing everyone they all cringed and stooped away from her putting Shippou in front of them. He was so afraid that he did the only thing he could think of. "Kagome what does Horney mean?"
After everyone had gotten off of the ground Kagome said, "Well horney means you always want to have intercourse with someone." She was getting redder by the minute. "What's Intercourse?" he asked. Sango took this one "Well it's when you, ah, want to mate with someone." She said "So Kagome are you going to want to mate with someone while you're pregnant?" he said. Everyone looked at Kagome as her face turned from pure horror to unmistakable laughter. "Shippou who told you that!" in-between her uncontrollable laughter. "Well Kagome it's in your book." Sango said innocently. "It said here some women, some women just grow to despise mankind until they have the baby and some aren't affected at all." She said. But just to tease she walked up to Inuyasha and sat in his lap saying "So Inu-baby how was I last night, I know I enjoy it." After Inuyasha's face and everyelses turned from embarrassment to enjoyment except Inuyasha's she got up and said "I was joking Inu-chan, but don't keep your eyes closed for long I might just see if I'm any good at anything other than shard detecting." She laughed and said "Sango want to take a bath?" Sango got up gave Inuyasha a pity look and left behind Kagome. Miroku leaned over and whisper in Inuyasha's ear "So how was she last night Inuyasha?" If you listen you would here a large thump in the distance.
The next day wasn't really any different except one thing, Kagome had this uncontrollable desire to grab Inuyasha or Miroku and have them fuck her brains out. She ran to catch up with Sango so she could stop watching Inuyasha's butt. She had to run past him, but not before she did the unspeakable. Inuyasha froze; Kagome turned around and winked at him, than turned around to catch up with Sango again. "Why the hell did I just do that?" she thought than listened to Sango. Miroku turned around and looked at his friend. "Inuyasha why did you stop walking you're holding us up?" Miroku grouched "Kagome just groped me." He said in a squeaky voice than fainted.
Sango heard something hit the ground and turned around. "INUYASHA!" Kagome and Sango said at the same time. "I guess I took him by surprise." Kagome said "So you meant to do it?" said Miroku. "Yea, but I mean it was more instinct than.oh no I'm getting horney like they said in the book!" she screamed. "You groped Inuyasha?!" Sango said hysterical that her best friend that she had consider a sister had just groped her other friend. Kagome ran over to Inuyasha and put his head in her lap "Inuyasha baby are you still there can you talk to me please Inu-baby please." Kagome rocked back and forth with his head in her lap. For some reason she wanted to take one of those ears of his and lick it, but would you call it rape if he was just knocked-out? Just when she had made up her mind to do it Inuyasha came out of La-La Land. Seeing him open his eyes she said joyfully "You can fill in the hole for his grave it seems he wasn't dead after all!" He jumped up out of her lap and yelled "You guys were going to BURY ME!!" he yelled at them. "Yep afraid so sweet cheeks!" said Kagome and for the rest of the walk Inuyasha may sure Kagome was ahead of him at all times!
They may good time and were at Sesshomaru's castle around midday. They were met at the gate by Sesshomaru himself and were walked into the library. "So father decided he wanted another human wretch to carry his children did he?" He said looking straight at Kagome, who in turn looked straight back. "And so what of it?" she said. Sesshomaru growled, but continue anyways. "What do you want of me little brother, do you want me to tell you why father did it because I only know as much as you told me." He said eyeing his brother and eyeing his companions. "No, I want somewhere to keep Kagome tell the baby is born, so that damn fairy doesn't come back." He growled and stared at Sesshomaru. "So I see you meant Keiko, yes, she is something isn't she huh?" Inuyasha just looked at his brother like he was crazy before continuing. "So can Kagome stand here with you?" he asked once again. "What do you mean with you, you can't leave me here with here with him?" Kagome pleaded with an earnest look on her face. "I wasn't going to leave you here alone Kagome I can't find shard without a shard detector can I, Stupid wretch, asking stupid question." He grumbled looking at Kagome seeing if she was going to sit him, when he did he saw Kagome running towards him and jumping on him in a hug. "I knew I could trust you not to leave me alone." She whispered wrapping her legs around his wrist straddling until she jumped off him to let him breathe. Ignoring her action and putting it as something pregnant women did he started talking again, "Of course she can stay, she is now the lady of the western land if what you say is true and she is indeed carrying our father's child." He nodded his head and waved to them all saying follow me to them they took a little tour of Sesshomaru's castle.
They came to a large hallway and he pointed to one room and said "This is my room if I catch any of you in it I will personally bury you in the courtyard if there is anything left to buried." Everyone shuddered at the thought than noticing Sesshomaru waiting down the hall they ran to catch up. "This is the lady of the west's room or in other words Kagome's." He open the door and inside was what looked to be a home all in itself. "To the left you will see guest rooms, to your right is the door to my room open it and die." He hissed. "He only said that cause he sleep naked." Said Inuyasha "You use to too when you were a pup so shut-up." Sesshomaru said before going on. "I wish I was here back than." Kagome whisper to herself, than she quickly covered her mouth and followed Sesshomaru out the room. Only two people had heard what she had said though, Sesshomaru who gave her a strange look and Inuyasha who just shook his head sadly. "It must be another pregnant women thing." Sesshomaru whispered.
They went to dinner than after that they went to bed. Sesshomaru thought he was free of the pregnant perverted Kagome, when the door connecting his and Kagome's room opened. "Who is it?" he said knowing good and well who it was. "It's me fluffy boy, you gonna scoot over so I can get in there?" Kagome said. He just looked at her in the dark. 'Doesn't she know I don't have any clothes on' *beats away crazy fan girls* He thought to himself. She slip into the bed and scooted closer to him until they were practically spooning each other. "Kagome, could you leave just because your pregnant doesn't mean I can't kill you later." He said menacingly. "Sesshy baby, I was cold I'm quite sure you can keep me warm right?" she said and what she did next made Sesshomaru go stiff. She slowly kissed first his neck sucking on his pulse and nipping on it. He felt like growling, but knew that if he did that she would be encouraged to keep going. Wasn't this his father's woman who was kissing his neck. She wasn't mark he could have her. Wait! Was he exactly contemplating (ohhh? Big word 0o0) making this woman-child, human woman-child his mate. "Sesshy I forgot you slept naked." She said as she grabbed his length. "Do they come any bigger than you?" she said innocently enough. "That's it." He thought "If father won't take her or Inuyasha I will." That was the last thing he thought before he flipped her over and started ravishing her uncovered skin with kisses. A/N- Should I write a lemon for Sess/Kag or have Inuyasha join them or what?! I'm so happy I actually get reviews at all man I can't believe you guys care. Actually you probably don't so I'm going to stop while I'm ahead and just you know a...chill so R&R!!!! Oh yea I'm writing a two Christmas 1 shots one is called On the first day of Christmas. It's about Kagome buys everyone a gift in the warring states era, but can't afford one for Inuyasha so she comes up with a gift that's priceless. What mistletoe is
That is from a challenge its where sesshy and Inuyasha find out that
mistletoe can get you in hordes of trouble. No it's not incest okay you
perverts. It has something to do with Kagome and some other female
characters through. And I'm only posting one so pick it unless I get some
free time between now and December 15.
Disclaimer: Don't and won't simple isn't it ^_~ took many months of counseling for me to get that through my head. Sad but yes...
Chapter 3: In which Shippou finds something and everyone finds out things about pregnant women...
It was another quiet day in the warring states era and our beloved hanyou and group were walking. After the whole "I'm fat and I'm going to cry for hours because of it" episode they had decided to walk for the rest of the daylight hours that were left. After about two hours of walking they decided to make camp and walk the rest of the way to Sesshomaru's castle they would make it by midday anyways.
Everyone was around the camp fire Kagome had decided to lay down and sleep and everyone else had decided to start dinner. Shippou went to get out the ramens when he pulled out a book entitled "What to expect when you're expecting." He grabbed the book and handed it to Miroku, "what does that say Miroku." He asked all innocently. Miroku read the title and open the book his eyes gilded over the pages than they bugged out and he than immediately put down the book and asked Shippou "Where did you get this book from?" Shippou pointed towards Kagome's pack. "Well that would explain Kagome's mood swings." He said in a exhausted voice. Everyone eyed him and he said should I read excerpts of the book for you, I'll just read the facts." "This should be interesting." Answered Sango laughing after awhile.
"Hey listen to this one it said during the 1st trimester the pregnant females tend to have very temporal mood swings.", Said Sango laughing while passing the book to Miroku again since Inuyasha couldn't read. "This one said some pregnant women get horny around their change from their 1st trimester to the 2nd and for the rest of the pregnancy.." Everyone stopped laughing "Isn't Kagome changing from her 1st to her 2nd trimester you guys?" said Inuyasha with a raised eyebrow. "Yes I am. Why are you asking anyways?" said Kagome yawning while watching everyone jump. "Hey is that my book, where did you get that from?" she said eyeing everyone they all cringed and stooped away from her putting Shippou in front of them. He was so afraid that he did the only thing he could think of. "Kagome what does Horney mean?"
After everyone had gotten off of the ground Kagome said, "Well horney means you always want to have intercourse with someone." She was getting redder by the minute. "What's Intercourse?" he asked. Sango took this one "Well it's when you, ah, want to mate with someone." She said "So Kagome are you going to want to mate with someone while you're pregnant?" he said. Everyone looked at Kagome as her face turned from pure horror to unmistakable laughter. "Shippou who told you that!" in-between her uncontrollable laughter. "Well Kagome it's in your book." Sango said innocently. "It said here some women, some women just grow to despise mankind until they have the baby and some aren't affected at all." She said. But just to tease she walked up to Inuyasha and sat in his lap saying "So Inu-baby how was I last night, I know I enjoy it." After Inuyasha's face and everyelses turned from embarrassment to enjoyment except Inuyasha's she got up and said "I was joking Inu-chan, but don't keep your eyes closed for long I might just see if I'm any good at anything other than shard detecting." She laughed and said "Sango want to take a bath?" Sango got up gave Inuyasha a pity look and left behind Kagome. Miroku leaned over and whisper in Inuyasha's ear "So how was she last night Inuyasha?" If you listen you would here a large thump in the distance.
The next day wasn't really any different except one thing, Kagome had this uncontrollable desire to grab Inuyasha or Miroku and have them fuck her brains out. She ran to catch up with Sango so she could stop watching Inuyasha's butt. She had to run past him, but not before she did the unspeakable. Inuyasha froze; Kagome turned around and winked at him, than turned around to catch up with Sango again. "Why the hell did I just do that?" she thought than listened to Sango. Miroku turned around and looked at his friend. "Inuyasha why did you stop walking you're holding us up?" Miroku grouched "Kagome just groped me." He said in a squeaky voice than fainted.
Sango heard something hit the ground and turned around. "INUYASHA!" Kagome and Sango said at the same time. "I guess I took him by surprise." Kagome said "So you meant to do it?" said Miroku. "Yea, but I mean it was more instinct than.oh no I'm getting horney like they said in the book!" she screamed. "You groped Inuyasha?!" Sango said hysterical that her best friend that she had consider a sister had just groped her other friend. Kagome ran over to Inuyasha and put his head in her lap "Inuyasha baby are you still there can you talk to me please Inu-baby please." Kagome rocked back and forth with his head in her lap. For some reason she wanted to take one of those ears of his and lick it, but would you call it rape if he was just knocked-out? Just when she had made up her mind to do it Inuyasha came out of La-La Land. Seeing him open his eyes she said joyfully "You can fill in the hole for his grave it seems he wasn't dead after all!" He jumped up out of her lap and yelled "You guys were going to BURY ME!!" he yelled at them. "Yep afraid so sweet cheeks!" said Kagome and for the rest of the walk Inuyasha may sure Kagome was ahead of him at all times!
They may good time and were at Sesshomaru's castle around midday. They were met at the gate by Sesshomaru himself and were walked into the library. "So father decided he wanted another human wretch to carry his children did he?" He said looking straight at Kagome, who in turn looked straight back. "And so what of it?" she said. Sesshomaru growled, but continue anyways. "What do you want of me little brother, do you want me to tell you why father did it because I only know as much as you told me." He said eyeing his brother and eyeing his companions. "No, I want somewhere to keep Kagome tell the baby is born, so that damn fairy doesn't come back." He growled and stared at Sesshomaru. "So I see you meant Keiko, yes, she is something isn't she huh?" Inuyasha just looked at his brother like he was crazy before continuing. "So can Kagome stand here with you?" he asked once again. "What do you mean with you, you can't leave me here with here with him?" Kagome pleaded with an earnest look on her face. "I wasn't going to leave you here alone Kagome I can't find shard without a shard detector can I, Stupid wretch, asking stupid question." He grumbled looking at Kagome seeing if she was going to sit him, when he did he saw Kagome running towards him and jumping on him in a hug. "I knew I could trust you not to leave me alone." She whispered wrapping her legs around his wrist straddling until she jumped off him to let him breathe. Ignoring her action and putting it as something pregnant women did he started talking again, "Of course she can stay, she is now the lady of the western land if what you say is true and she is indeed carrying our father's child." He nodded his head and waved to them all saying follow me to them they took a little tour of Sesshomaru's castle.
They came to a large hallway and he pointed to one room and said "This is my room if I catch any of you in it I will personally bury you in the courtyard if there is anything left to buried." Everyone shuddered at the thought than noticing Sesshomaru waiting down the hall they ran to catch up. "This is the lady of the west's room or in other words Kagome's." He open the door and inside was what looked to be a home all in itself. "To the left you will see guest rooms, to your right is the door to my room open it and die." He hissed. "He only said that cause he sleep naked." Said Inuyasha "You use to too when you were a pup so shut-up." Sesshomaru said before going on. "I wish I was here back than." Kagome whisper to herself, than she quickly covered her mouth and followed Sesshomaru out the room. Only two people had heard what she had said though, Sesshomaru who gave her a strange look and Inuyasha who just shook his head sadly. "It must be another pregnant women thing." Sesshomaru whispered.
They went to dinner than after that they went to bed. Sesshomaru thought he was free of the pregnant perverted Kagome, when the door connecting his and Kagome's room opened. "Who is it?" he said knowing good and well who it was. "It's me fluffy boy, you gonna scoot over so I can get in there?" Kagome said. He just looked at her in the dark. 'Doesn't she know I don't have any clothes on' *beats away crazy fan girls* He thought to himself. She slip into the bed and scooted closer to him until they were practically spooning each other. "Kagome, could you leave just because your pregnant doesn't mean I can't kill you later." He said menacingly. "Sesshy baby, I was cold I'm quite sure you can keep me warm right?" she said and what she did next made Sesshomaru go stiff. She slowly kissed first his neck sucking on his pulse and nipping on it. He felt like growling, but knew that if he did that she would be encouraged to keep going. Wasn't this his father's woman who was kissing his neck. She wasn't mark he could have her. Wait! Was he exactly contemplating (ohhh? Big word 0o0) making this woman-child, human woman-child his mate. "Sesshy I forgot you slept naked." She said as she grabbed his length. "Do they come any bigger than you?" she said innocently enough. "That's it." He thought "If father won't take her or Inuyasha I will." That was the last thing he thought before he flipped her over and started ravishing her uncovered skin with kisses. A/N- Should I write a lemon for Sess/Kag or have Inuyasha join them or what?! I'm so happy I actually get reviews at all man I can't believe you guys care. Actually you probably don't so I'm going to stop while I'm ahead and just you know a...chill so R&R!!!! Oh yea I'm writing a two Christmas 1 shots one is called On the first day of Christmas. It's about Kagome buys everyone a gift in the warring states era, but can't afford one for Inuyasha so she comes up with a gift that's priceless. What mistletoe is
That is from a challenge its where sesshy and Inuyasha find out that
mistletoe can get you in hordes of trouble. No it's not incest okay you
perverts. It has something to do with Kagome and some other female
characters through. And I'm only posting one so pick it unless I get some
free time between now and December 15.