Summary: One of the characters from a recently released movie meets up with some friends in a bar. After a few beer they get to discussing their friends at One Police Plaza.

Bar Patron #1:

Have you seen that red-haired lass

With the sour face and skinny ass?

Bar Patron #2:

Partnered with the big ga-loot

Dressed in the Armani suit?

I'll be honest and confess

I could not like her any less

I do not like her cold, blue eyes

I do not like the way she sighs

I do not like her smile or laugh;

They're not like Eames's, not by half

How I miss the way Eames talked -

There's a detective who really rocked!

Bar Patron #3:

No self respecting CAT would dare

Be caught with Bishop- colored hair

Even the ga-loot seems rather pissed -

I think that Eames is sorely missed.

Bar Patron #4

How foolish were his bosses to let him

Hang with a partner who doesn't get him

Bishop will make the guy's brain bleed

It's time the brass started paying heed.

Bar Patron #1

Let's badger Deakins with our concern

We'll plead with HIM for Eames' return

Bobby Goren:

I couldn't help but overhear

Let me buy you guys a beer!

(raising his glass in a toast)

To Eames: Now there's a babe - Hot damn!

Who's better than green eggs and ham!