TIMMY: (Scared) Oh, gosh! Don't tell me this is Camp Crystal Lake!

BUS DRIVER: (Off screen) Eh, shut the hell up, kid!

TIMMY (Thinking): I wish Cosmo and Wanda were here right now...

EXT: FAIRY WORLD: Cosmo and Wanda are on vacation for the summer while Timmy's at camp. They are getting ready to dive into the pool, when suddenly....

WANDA: Oh, no, Cosmo! My Timmy-senses are tingling!!

COSMO: (Smiling stupidly) And my stomach is growling!...

WANDA: I think we should rush on over to Timmy's camp--!

(Jorgen von Strangle, the Schwarzenegger-esque fairy, jumps out of nowhere and interrupts Wanda.)

JORGEN: Obsulutely Noat! You vill noat veeseet Timmy Tuhnuh for der rest of der summuh! Unduhstond??

COSMO: Uhhh.....Bonjour...?

WANDA: What about if he's in grave danger?--

JORGEN: Who cares??!! If you need me, I vill becawm der Govuhnuh somevere!

COSMO: Uhhh....Enchalata?...

BUS: Timmy is scared shitless. Suddenly they hear scary noises from outside...

VOICES: CH CH CH CH CH CH..... CR CR CR CR CR CR....

TIMMY: What the hell was that??

VOICES: CH CH CH CH CH CH..... CR CR CR CR CR CR....

(A man in a slimy green-black outfit and wearing a hockey mask jumps into the bus from an open window next to Timmy.)

MAN: CH CH CH CH CH CH..... CR CR CR CR CR CR....

TIMMY, AJ, & CHESTER: It's....JASON!!!.....

JASON: CH CH CH CH CH CH..... CR CR CR CR CR CR....