What happen to pair a messed up merc with a genius? Rated T for violence, death, and Profanity.

Someone had the bright idea to host an expo for unusual support animals. Someone else had the bright idea to invite the whole multiverse. No one expected the contingent from Mechanicsburg.

The undead Storm King has been released from his tomb beneath the streets of Paris, and is fighting his way to the surface, where a magnificent party is in full swing. However, in the ensuing events, a few words which went unheard in another universe, are noticed now.

An origin story for Mamma Gkika's. Written for MadameHardy as part of Trick or Treat Exchange 2019.

She has touched eternity too many times and sometimes it swarms back up on her. There are consequences to such actions. Eternity does not let go easily.

Zantabraxus does what needs to be done. Twins are not allowed in Skifander. She will save her daughter.

Being Reincarnated is admittedly a better outcome than just dying outright, but when you are reincarnated into a world where Mad Scientists rule the world, and where they aren't exactly 'good' at doing so, well things tend to get crazy, I guess it's a good thing I know this world well.

If you have a soulmate – if you have a soul – you have Words. Tarvek loves and he loves. He helps prepare a wedding and he prepares to lose. A story of soulmates told in twenty parts.

Set in the nebulous future where everything works out, Agatha can now enjoy herself in her newly freed town. Mechanicsburg shows her all the different ways they celebrate throughout the year

Gil has a new ring. Tarvek has opinions on it. Agatha has solutions.

The first steps are made in curing revenants. Also Gil and Klaus attempt to work on their family issues. Progress is made on at least one of these fronts.

We cannot finish singing one before we need another.

Glimpses of how family has influenced Agatha, Gil and Tarvek. How it has shaped them, and how they have defined it.

When you say normal people something smells good, they think about apple pie or their lady friend's soap or flowers, but it's not the same as a Heterodyne's smell. Smelling a Heterodyne is finding something you need.

You fall in love with a woman with hair like jungle shade and eyes like cool earth. You only meet her because of a betrayal. Klaus Wulfenbach has lost everything many times before. He's learned his lesson, perhaps too well.

Sir John of the 4th Battalion has to go up against a big MECHANICAL dragon that could destroy the entire world. This is a life and death situation and time is running out. Can sir John make it in time? Or will he let the whole world down?

In which Gil and Agatha take an extended honeymoon, Zeetha invents a new act, Tarvek fails to be above it all, and Mechanicsburg accidentally gains a new industry. (AU, timestamp to "De Profundis")

(AU) While Agatha is still on the road to Sturmhalten, a split second's inattention leaves Gil with a broken back and a crushed spirit. Can the Jägers get Agatha to him in time to restore his will to live? What will Klaus do when he learns of Gil's disappearance? And how will matters progress if Master Payne's players take the stage in Sturmhalten with the wrong Lucrezia?

Songfic. Adaptation of the song "Join the Family Business" from the Mel Brooks musical "Young Frankenstein" to fit Girl Genius

... and the Time He Met the Person They Did Happen To: A conversation at Mamma Gkika's takes a shocking turn when Gil's vivid imagination lets him empathize far more deeply with his interlocutor than he expected. (AU fusion with mystery fandom, non-romantic Gil/Agatha, AU mention of past Tarvek/Agatha; warning for multiple imagined major character deaths and hardcore angst)

Tarvek's more right than he knows when he finally deduces that Gil Holzfäller's Parisian persona was a carefully constructed act.

The adventures of the Heterodynes, from the point of view of a quiet Jaeger as he spends hundreds of years in their service, in an adventure of science and romance!

A Mechanicsburg elder reminisces.

Co-written with Persephone Kore. Seventh in the Agatha's Bad Plan AU. The Dyne transforms but does not control. And there are no revenants in Mechanicsburg.

AU. Co-written with Persephone Kore. Never having concluded Klaus was working for the Other, Barry Heterodyne returns to Mechanicsburg just in time to interrupt the Wulfenbach takeover. As Barry and Klaus tackle Europa's problems, Aaronev's plotting sends Tarvek to join Agatha and Gil in a new friendship that may disrupt everyone's plans.