(Awkward pause)

JASON: CH CH CH CH CH CH..... CR CR CR CR CR CR....

(Jason takes off his mask and reveals himself to be.... just another teenager pulling pranks.)

PUNK KID: Hahaha! You thought it was Jason, didn't ya! Hahahaaaa!

TIMMY: Get away from me, you punk!

(The Punk kid takes Timmy's pink hat and runs off. The bus stops.)

TIMMY: (Sighs) Oh, well, I'll get it back eventually....

LATER:

CAMP COUNSELOR: Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake! I am your Camp Counselor, Mr. Loomis. First and foremost, stay away from our lake, please... I don't want y'all gettin' slaughtered by Jason Voorhees. Heheh....

BACKGROUND VOICES: CH CH CH CH CH CH..... CR CR CR CR CR CR.....

(A shadow creeps up behind the counselor....)

BACKGROUND VOICES: CH CH CH CH CH CH..... CR CR CR CR CR CR.....

(The shadow chops off the head of the counselor....)