Lezard's Notes - I don't own pokemon and I don't pretend to do so ^__^ I
own Demon Lezard. Obviously. Just look at the name! Geez.
AND I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! Geez.
Two Dragon Mascots.
Agumon - As I was saying, Mr. Big hair! I AM THE ONLY DRAGON MASCOT!
Veemon - WHAT ABOUT ME! I'M A DRAGON!
Agumon - And you've got a big head!
Veemon - WHY YOU!?! *Sticks tongue out*
Gatomon - Please! BREAK IT UP, GOD DAMN IT! *Slashes them both*
Agumon - Beaten up by my own.uhm.sort of little sister!
Gatomon - I'm a champion digimon. Techincally.
Patamon - *screaming*
Hawkmon - This is embarassing.
Digmon - Sure it is. Sure.
Then there was an eeeeee-rrrreee silence.
Patamon - THE VOICES!
Digmon - Sure there were. Sure.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Galux - Mwaha! I will be queen of the.
Mariah - WHAT THE HELL?
Galux - Opps. I'm not here ^____^ I'm a purdy big purple kitty and I didn't just say that.
Galeon - Yeah. She didn't. I want my cookie!
Galux - Big baby. Mariah - YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE OUT HERE!
Galux - I'm only standing on your bed!
Galeon - And you broke it.
Galux - So what? I'm heavy!
Mariah - OUT! *Poking Galux with a broom*
Galeon - *Throws toilet rolls*
Galux - Ouch. *Walks out* I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Galeon - Cuhhhhhrazey Cuuuutiy.
Dragoon - Awww crap! Wrong place. *Mutters*
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Armadilomon - Fear my.Wait. I'm not wearing anything! *Screams*
Hawkmon - WE ARE DIGIMON! We don't wear clothes.
Gatomon - I wear gloves!
Patamon - Oven gloves!
Gatomon - *Whacks* It took ages to find the right size!
Stingmon - I want my cookie!
Ex-Veemon - We will defeat you!
SkullMammothmon - No. You won't. Yet.
MetalTyrannomon - Come on, Man! I gotta blast a dukie!
SkullMammothmon - THEN GO! *Pushes him off screen*
MetalTyrannomon - I NEED SOME DUKIE ROLL!
SkullMammothmon - Can you guys, sorta, wait? I've got to find some roll.
WarGreymon (v/o) - HERE! It's Andrex! *Throws loo-roll over* ****-_-_-_-_-_****
Mariah - You are a very bad kitty!
Galux - Sorry. *Looks shamed*
Mariah - *Whacks her with a toilet roll*
Galeon - Haha!
Driger - Wheeh! *Jumps on Galeon*
Galeon - Oh crapdoodle. X_X
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Kia - This needs to be brought to your attention! *Taps foot* Hello?
Max - Yeah?
Kia - Driger, Galux, and numerous other bit beasts have disappeared.
Ray - DRIGER!?!
Kia - Yeah. You guys take this like it's crap.
Ray - IT IS!
Anna - So why are we complaining?
Kia - *Fires a spoon at her* Because we can and we will.
Anna - Yes Ma'am!
Kia - Oh yeah. And Dragoon.
Then there was a long silence.
Anna - I take it no-one really cares?
Kia - It's just that Max just got hauled off through the door by a giant pink *gasps* BUNNY RABBIT!
Anna - Everyone gets kidnapped by a giant pink Bunny Rabbit when your around.
Kia - I mean it! It's over there! *Points*
Anna - Amazing!
Kia - And it's hauling Dranzer off in an oversized binliner.
Anna - Not Dr.anzer? What the hell? A binliner?
Kia - Too late. It's gone.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Galux - Mwaha! I will be the supreme overlord of the digiworld! And the other world!
Rabbitmon - Stick a knife in the back and twist, twist, twist!
Swanmon - We shall destroy.
Opposumon - And twist, twist, twist!
Nefertimon - Mwaha!
Galux - *Jumps upon Nefertimon* Let's go and capture some bit beasts before my giant pink bunny rabbit that Kia's been burbling about gets 'em all.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Kia - *Knocks on the door*
Anna - This is stupid. It's like death on a plate.
Kia - It's only moscow!
Anna - It is? How'd we get here so quick?
Kia - Blame the ****-_-_-_-_-_****'s.
Taomon - What?
Kia - WHAT THE FUCKING.
Taomon - Who were the excepting?
Kia - Anyone who wasn't a digimon.
Taomon - Come in! We can find someone for you!
Santiramon - I'm giving Wolborg a ride.
Wolborg - Wheeh!
Anna - Right. IT'S THE RABBIT AGAIN!
Kia - Damn it!
Anna - What now?
Kia - We left Ray!
Ray - YOU DID!?!
Anna - How did you.
Kia - ****-_-_-_-_-_****'s!!!!
Anna - I see.No!
Kia - *Screams*
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Dranzer - *Mutters*
Dragoon - You really are as annoying as Kai!
Dranzer - DIE FREAK! *Blasts him with a machine gun*
Dragoon - How can you hold those anyway? You don't have hands.
Dranzer - Okay. FIRE ARROW!
Dragoon - *Smoke rising* *sniffs* Stinky.
Driger - *Mutters* Can you not have a war right now?
Dranzer - I will fight for the supreme rights of top bunk.
Dragoon - H..hey!
Driger - Go sleep in the toilet.
Krusty - Hey hey!
Dranzer - FIRE ARROW!
Krusty - I'm off to hell again.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Anna - I'm glad that's over!
Kia - Anna. Ray's missing. Again.
Taomon - To your right is the center of Torture Devices, Rat Pellets, and Roach Spray. To your left is the portal to the digital world.
Kia - Which way?
Anna - Right to the portal!
Kia - Right?
Anna - Left.
Kia - You just said.
Anna - GO LEFT.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Nefertimon - Mwaha.
Galux - I have come to take you to the digital world!
Wolborg - NEVER!
Falborg - Yeah. I guess.
Wolborg - *Shrugs*
Galux - I HAVE COME TO DRAG YOU TO THE DIGITAL WORLD!
Wolborg - No you haven't.
Tala - WHAT THE.
Kia - Oh joy.
Anna - I TOLD YOU TO GO LEFT!
Kia - When I said that, You said right.
Anna - I WAS AGREEING.
Galux - AND YOU ALL SO I CAN BE THE SUPREME OVERLORDESS!
Kia - Geez. Have some crunchy cinnamon toast swirl.
Galeon - COOKIE!
Anna - Is Overlordess even a word?
Nefertimon - QUEEN'S PAW!
Kia's - *Punches Nefertimon on the nose* Kia's Fist.
Galux - YOU EVIL LITTLE.
Anna - Her? You're trying to take over the world!
Galux - SO! *Walks off*
Anyhoo. Anna leds Kia the correct way.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Armadilomon - *Comes back wearing a Mini Skirt, Tights, A purple crop top, and high-heeled boots that go all the way up to her theighs* Does my butt look big in this?
SkullMammothmon - This really is ridiculous.
Hawkmon - *Attempting not to laugh* Yes, Armadilomon, It does.
Armadilomon - *Trying not to cry* .Armadilomon-warp-digivole-to *digivoles* .Grandkwagumon! X-Scissor Claw!
And doing so killed MetalTyrannomon, who was exiting the toilet, and SkullMammothmon, who was running away.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
So, Anna led Kia the correct way and they landed with a THUMP on the ground.
Anna - Oww.
And they were met by two digimon, who would be their partners!
Gizamon - Hi! I'm Gizamon!
BlackAgumon - And I'm BlackAgumon!
Gizamon - We're your digimon! *Hops over to Kia*
Anna - I'm Anna ^^
BlackAgumon - I'm a rookie!
Kia - Aww! Ain't it CUTE!? *Hugs Gizamon* *Pokes on of it's spikes* *muttering* Owwww!!!
Gizamon - Sowwy!
At that moment, A huge digimon walked through the clearing! It was Ikkakumon, The giant seal!
Ikkakumon - I AM NOT A SEAL! I AM A SEA ANIMAL!
Kia - You're a walrus!
Ikkakumon - AUGH! *Aims harpoon at them* HARPOON TORPEDO!
BlackAgumon - Oh me. Oh my.
Kia - *screaming*
Gizamon - I'm going to protect you! Sorta. SPIRAL SAW!
Gizamon jumped up, spinning around like a mad man, and sawed through that torpedo!
Ikkakumon - AUUUGAAAH! HARPOON TORPEDO!
The harpoon blasted Gizamon and he fell to the floor with a SMASH!
Kia - GIZAMON! You moron patty.
Gizamon - Digivole!
Kia - *Holds up her electronical D-3, Which turned real* Digivole Gizamon!
Gizamon - Digivole to Ebidramon!
Ikkakumon - Oh Betty!
And why did he say that? Because Ebidramon was a huge Lobster with big pincers. Oh yes, Betty, Scream!
Ebidramon - TWIN SCISSORS!
And he cut through that mean old walrus, just like that! And the walrus dissolved into data and Ebidramon.didn't de-digivole into Gizamon!
Ikkakumon (v/o) - I AM NOT A WALRUS!!!
Ebidramon - Why am I still Ebidramon?
Mystery Voice - Because you have the power.
Ebidramon - I GOT THE POWER!
Kia - Augh.
Anna - Do I take part in this?
Mystery Voice - Uh. Yeah. You will stay in Ebidramon form. You must seek the abadoned crests of.Ocean and Lightning!
BlackAgumon - Oh! How tres!
Mystery Voice - And then use the power of the D-3 to digivole into Omega! The level beyond Mega!
Kia - No! I thought it was below it.
Mystery Voice - This is the only way to save the digital world, your world, and the bit beasts from being destroyed!
Anna - How irony.
BlackAgumon - Mmm. Irony.
Mystery Voice - Just do it and you can go home.
Anna - I have red slippers! *Taps them three times* Damn! It didn't work!
Mystery Voice - You must defeat.Galux!
Will Kia and Anna get home? And will Ebidramon and BlackAgumon be able to do it? Can they defeat a big, purple kitty? Will they save the world?
Please R&R!!!
AND I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! Geez.
Two Dragon Mascots.
Agumon - As I was saying, Mr. Big hair! I AM THE ONLY DRAGON MASCOT!
Veemon - WHAT ABOUT ME! I'M A DRAGON!
Agumon - And you've got a big head!
Veemon - WHY YOU!?! *Sticks tongue out*
Gatomon - Please! BREAK IT UP, GOD DAMN IT! *Slashes them both*
Agumon - Beaten up by my own.uhm.sort of little sister!
Gatomon - I'm a champion digimon. Techincally.
Patamon - *screaming*
Hawkmon - This is embarassing.
Digmon - Sure it is. Sure.
Then there was an eeeeee-rrrreee silence.
Patamon - THE VOICES!
Digmon - Sure there were. Sure.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Galux - Mwaha! I will be queen of the.
Mariah - WHAT THE HELL?
Galux - Opps. I'm not here ^____^ I'm a purdy big purple kitty and I didn't just say that.
Galeon - Yeah. She didn't. I want my cookie!
Galux - Big baby. Mariah - YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE OUT HERE!
Galux - I'm only standing on your bed!
Galeon - And you broke it.
Galux - So what? I'm heavy!
Mariah - OUT! *Poking Galux with a broom*
Galeon - *Throws toilet rolls*
Galux - Ouch. *Walks out* I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Galeon - Cuhhhhhrazey Cuuuutiy.
Dragoon - Awww crap! Wrong place. *Mutters*
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Armadilomon - Fear my.Wait. I'm not wearing anything! *Screams*
Hawkmon - WE ARE DIGIMON! We don't wear clothes.
Gatomon - I wear gloves!
Patamon - Oven gloves!
Gatomon - *Whacks* It took ages to find the right size!
Stingmon - I want my cookie!
Ex-Veemon - We will defeat you!
SkullMammothmon - No. You won't. Yet.
MetalTyrannomon - Come on, Man! I gotta blast a dukie!
SkullMammothmon - THEN GO! *Pushes him off screen*
MetalTyrannomon - I NEED SOME DUKIE ROLL!
SkullMammothmon - Can you guys, sorta, wait? I've got to find some roll.
WarGreymon (v/o) - HERE! It's Andrex! *Throws loo-roll over* ****-_-_-_-_-_****
Mariah - You are a very bad kitty!
Galux - Sorry. *Looks shamed*
Mariah - *Whacks her with a toilet roll*
Galeon - Haha!
Driger - Wheeh! *Jumps on Galeon*
Galeon - Oh crapdoodle. X_X
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Kia - This needs to be brought to your attention! *Taps foot* Hello?
Max - Yeah?
Kia - Driger, Galux, and numerous other bit beasts have disappeared.
Ray - DRIGER!?!
Kia - Yeah. You guys take this like it's crap.
Ray - IT IS!
Anna - So why are we complaining?
Kia - *Fires a spoon at her* Because we can and we will.
Anna - Yes Ma'am!
Kia - Oh yeah. And Dragoon.
Then there was a long silence.
Anna - I take it no-one really cares?
Kia - It's just that Max just got hauled off through the door by a giant pink *gasps* BUNNY RABBIT!
Anna - Everyone gets kidnapped by a giant pink Bunny Rabbit when your around.
Kia - I mean it! It's over there! *Points*
Anna - Amazing!
Kia - And it's hauling Dranzer off in an oversized binliner.
Anna - Not Dr.anzer? What the hell? A binliner?
Kia - Too late. It's gone.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Galux - Mwaha! I will be the supreme overlord of the digiworld! And the other world!
Rabbitmon - Stick a knife in the back and twist, twist, twist!
Swanmon - We shall destroy.
Opposumon - And twist, twist, twist!
Nefertimon - Mwaha!
Galux - *Jumps upon Nefertimon* Let's go and capture some bit beasts before my giant pink bunny rabbit that Kia's been burbling about gets 'em all.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Kia - *Knocks on the door*
Anna - This is stupid. It's like death on a plate.
Kia - It's only moscow!
Anna - It is? How'd we get here so quick?
Kia - Blame the ****-_-_-_-_-_****'s.
Taomon - What?
Kia - WHAT THE FUCKING.
Taomon - Who were the excepting?
Kia - Anyone who wasn't a digimon.
Taomon - Come in! We can find someone for you!
Santiramon - I'm giving Wolborg a ride.
Wolborg - Wheeh!
Anna - Right. IT'S THE RABBIT AGAIN!
Kia - Damn it!
Anna - What now?
Kia - We left Ray!
Ray - YOU DID!?!
Anna - How did you.
Kia - ****-_-_-_-_-_****'s!!!!
Anna - I see.No!
Kia - *Screams*
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Dranzer - *Mutters*
Dragoon - You really are as annoying as Kai!
Dranzer - DIE FREAK! *Blasts him with a machine gun*
Dragoon - How can you hold those anyway? You don't have hands.
Dranzer - Okay. FIRE ARROW!
Dragoon - *Smoke rising* *sniffs* Stinky.
Driger - *Mutters* Can you not have a war right now?
Dranzer - I will fight for the supreme rights of top bunk.
Dragoon - H..hey!
Driger - Go sleep in the toilet.
Krusty - Hey hey!
Dranzer - FIRE ARROW!
Krusty - I'm off to hell again.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Anna - I'm glad that's over!
Kia - Anna. Ray's missing. Again.
Taomon - To your right is the center of Torture Devices, Rat Pellets, and Roach Spray. To your left is the portal to the digital world.
Kia - Which way?
Anna - Right to the portal!
Kia - Right?
Anna - Left.
Kia - You just said.
Anna - GO LEFT.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Nefertimon - Mwaha.
Galux - I have come to take you to the digital world!
Wolborg - NEVER!
Falborg - Yeah. I guess.
Wolborg - *Shrugs*
Galux - I HAVE COME TO DRAG YOU TO THE DIGITAL WORLD!
Wolborg - No you haven't.
Tala - WHAT THE.
Kia - Oh joy.
Anna - I TOLD YOU TO GO LEFT!
Kia - When I said that, You said right.
Anna - I WAS AGREEING.
Galux - AND YOU ALL SO I CAN BE THE SUPREME OVERLORDESS!
Kia - Geez. Have some crunchy cinnamon toast swirl.
Galeon - COOKIE!
Anna - Is Overlordess even a word?
Nefertimon - QUEEN'S PAW!
Kia's - *Punches Nefertimon on the nose* Kia's Fist.
Galux - YOU EVIL LITTLE.
Anna - Her? You're trying to take over the world!
Galux - SO! *Walks off*
Anyhoo. Anna leds Kia the correct way.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
Armadilomon - *Comes back wearing a Mini Skirt, Tights, A purple crop top, and high-heeled boots that go all the way up to her theighs* Does my butt look big in this?
SkullMammothmon - This really is ridiculous.
Hawkmon - *Attempting not to laugh* Yes, Armadilomon, It does.
Armadilomon - *Trying not to cry* .Armadilomon-warp-digivole-to *digivoles* .Grandkwagumon! X-Scissor Claw!
And doing so killed MetalTyrannomon, who was exiting the toilet, and SkullMammothmon, who was running away.
****-_-_-_-_-_****
So, Anna led Kia the correct way and they landed with a THUMP on the ground.
Anna - Oww.
And they were met by two digimon, who would be their partners!
Gizamon - Hi! I'm Gizamon!
BlackAgumon - And I'm BlackAgumon!
Gizamon - We're your digimon! *Hops over to Kia*
Anna - I'm Anna ^^
BlackAgumon - I'm a rookie!
Kia - Aww! Ain't it CUTE!? *Hugs Gizamon* *Pokes on of it's spikes* *muttering* Owwww!!!
Gizamon - Sowwy!
At that moment, A huge digimon walked through the clearing! It was Ikkakumon, The giant seal!
Ikkakumon - I AM NOT A SEAL! I AM A SEA ANIMAL!
Kia - You're a walrus!
Ikkakumon - AUGH! *Aims harpoon at them* HARPOON TORPEDO!
BlackAgumon - Oh me. Oh my.
Kia - *screaming*
Gizamon - I'm going to protect you! Sorta. SPIRAL SAW!
Gizamon jumped up, spinning around like a mad man, and sawed through that torpedo!
Ikkakumon - AUUUGAAAH! HARPOON TORPEDO!
The harpoon blasted Gizamon and he fell to the floor with a SMASH!
Kia - GIZAMON! You moron patty.
Gizamon - Digivole!
Kia - *Holds up her electronical D-3, Which turned real* Digivole Gizamon!
Gizamon - Digivole to Ebidramon!
Ikkakumon - Oh Betty!
And why did he say that? Because Ebidramon was a huge Lobster with big pincers. Oh yes, Betty, Scream!
Ebidramon - TWIN SCISSORS!
And he cut through that mean old walrus, just like that! And the walrus dissolved into data and Ebidramon.didn't de-digivole into Gizamon!
Ikkakumon (v/o) - I AM NOT A WALRUS!!!
Ebidramon - Why am I still Ebidramon?
Mystery Voice - Because you have the power.
Ebidramon - I GOT THE POWER!
Kia - Augh.
Anna - Do I take part in this?
Mystery Voice - Uh. Yeah. You will stay in Ebidramon form. You must seek the abadoned crests of.Ocean and Lightning!
BlackAgumon - Oh! How tres!
Mystery Voice - And then use the power of the D-3 to digivole into Omega! The level beyond Mega!
Kia - No! I thought it was below it.
Mystery Voice - This is the only way to save the digital world, your world, and the bit beasts from being destroyed!
Anna - How irony.
BlackAgumon - Mmm. Irony.
Mystery Voice - Just do it and you can go home.
Anna - I have red slippers! *Taps them three times* Damn! It didn't work!
Mystery Voice - You must defeat.Galux!
Will Kia and Anna get home? And will Ebidramon and BlackAgumon be able to do it? Can they defeat a big, purple kitty? Will they save the world?
Please R&R!!!