Disclaimer: Unfortunately for me, I do not own any of the Harry Potter
characters. Fortunately for J.K Rowling, she is now safe from some girl
trying to claim that Harry Potter was all her idea. So now J.K can keep
happily making money on the HP series without me pestering her. Damn, and I
was looking forward to being richer than the Queen.
An issue with the Bathroom
Chapter 1: Rushing Waterfalls
~Hermione's POV~
"Granger! Hey! Hello! Earth to Hermione!" said Malfoy, snapping his fingers in front of my face.
"Wha-?" I answered, blinking.
"As I was saying, before you left us, Miss Granger-" started Professor Mcgonagall. I started to blush a crimson red. Malfoy smirked.
Professor McGonagall blabbed on for a while, about what I don't know, I wasn't really listening.
"-As Head Boy and Girl, you and Mr. Malfoy will be sharing a dormitory. This is your entrance door painting-" I looked up from the floor to see a purple haired mermaid peering at us. She smiled timidly.
"-And your password-" she continued. I looked at Draco. He was now standing with one foot almost crushing the other, looking up at the ceiling. He obviously needed to get to the toilet.
"-Is rushing waterfalls." Professor McGonagall finished. I saw Draco wince softly. It was my turn to smirk. The painting swung open to reveal a large common room and a staircase leading to some smaller rooms.
"Miss Granger, your room is up the stairs and to the left, Mr Malfoy yours is the same but to the right." Neither of us were paying much attention to what she was saying. Draco was too busy trying to hold his bladder, and I was too busy watching Draco, trying not to burst out laughing.
"Oh and, you will be sharing a bathroom which is in between your two rooms. That is all. Remember your password is rushing waterfalls." She reminded them.
And with that Draco bolted inside, up the wide staircase and into the bathroom. I snorted. Prof. McGonagall looked taken aback and stared after him in puzzlement. "Erm, is he ok?"
I smirked again. "I think it was your password, Professor McGonagall."
She looked even more puzzled, but decided not to question it.
"Well, I guess I'd better leave you to it, then." She said as she turned to go. I'm sure I heard her mutter something like "Crazy Youth" to herself as she went.
I stepped inside and closed the common room door painting behind me. The common room was painted and furbished purple- my favourite colour, and blue- probably Malfoy's favourite.
Maybe it was just hormones, but was Malfoy hotter than he used to be? He looked musclier. Not the little stick figure boy he used to be. He had obviously been working out. And I liked it!
I ran my hand along the smooth edge of the sofa and sat down. I'd have a look at my room later. I pulled out one of my favourite books from my bag: Parry Hotter. It was a story about a muggle guy trying to get through life's little surprises and stuff like that.
I was so absorbed in my book that I didn't hear the toilet flush and a door slam.
"Well, well, well." Said a voice softly in my right ear
I screamed and jumped aside, my eyes wide in terror.
"Malfoy! You scared the shit out of me!"
He smirked. "Wow, you scare easily, Mudblood. And did I just hear you swear? Uh-uh-uh, that's a no-no." he said, waggling his finger in front of my face. I bit it. Hard.
"Ow! What the f**k was that for, bitch?" he howled.
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~Draco's POV~
"Ow! What the f**k was that for, bitch?" I yelled
"For calling me a mudblood and for treating me like a little kid! I'm not a little girl anymore you know!"
I looked her up and down. She had a point. She was pretty cute. She wasn't the shapeless stick figure she used to be. She had curves, and she was obviously turning into a woman. I licked my lips. She looked at me, disgusted.
"You are such a sick pervert, Malfoy!"
"I'm perfectly healthy, thank you very much!" I answered, grinning. She closed her eyes to keep her temper down.
"You know perfectly well what I mean, anyway, your much cooler now that you aren't about to piss your pants. Shall I remind you that the password is 'rushing waterfalls'? Just in case you need the toilet next time." She said coolly.
I stood there, with my mouth opening and shutting (no sound though). I knew my cheeks were going pink. She took that opportunity to grab her stuff and slip away upstairs to her room. I continued to stand there dumbstruck, until I regained my senses and marched to her now locked door. She had put the Evanescence album on (A/N- As head boy & girl they get magic stereos which only work in Hogwarts, but go haywire in the muggle world.)
"Well, everyone has to go to the toilet sometime!" I managed to splutter.
"I can't hear you, Sorry!" she answered, whilst turning her music up even louder
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Sooo. watcha all think? Crap? Good? Well, whatever you think, tell me by reviewing. I'll consider any suggestions you may have! If you liked this story, you can check out my other one, which is called 'getting to know your enemy', another Draco/Hermione romance (I know, I should write something other than that, and I swear I will soon!). Anywayz, don't forget to review!
Luv: Shel ^_^
An issue with the Bathroom
Chapter 1: Rushing Waterfalls
~Hermione's POV~
"Granger! Hey! Hello! Earth to Hermione!" said Malfoy, snapping his fingers in front of my face.
"Wha-?" I answered, blinking.
"As I was saying, before you left us, Miss Granger-" started Professor Mcgonagall. I started to blush a crimson red. Malfoy smirked.
Professor McGonagall blabbed on for a while, about what I don't know, I wasn't really listening.
"-As Head Boy and Girl, you and Mr. Malfoy will be sharing a dormitory. This is your entrance door painting-" I looked up from the floor to see a purple haired mermaid peering at us. She smiled timidly.
"-And your password-" she continued. I looked at Draco. He was now standing with one foot almost crushing the other, looking up at the ceiling. He obviously needed to get to the toilet.
"-Is rushing waterfalls." Professor McGonagall finished. I saw Draco wince softly. It was my turn to smirk. The painting swung open to reveal a large common room and a staircase leading to some smaller rooms.
"Miss Granger, your room is up the stairs and to the left, Mr Malfoy yours is the same but to the right." Neither of us were paying much attention to what she was saying. Draco was too busy trying to hold his bladder, and I was too busy watching Draco, trying not to burst out laughing.
"Oh and, you will be sharing a bathroom which is in between your two rooms. That is all. Remember your password is rushing waterfalls." She reminded them.
And with that Draco bolted inside, up the wide staircase and into the bathroom. I snorted. Prof. McGonagall looked taken aback and stared after him in puzzlement. "Erm, is he ok?"
I smirked again. "I think it was your password, Professor McGonagall."
She looked even more puzzled, but decided not to question it.
"Well, I guess I'd better leave you to it, then." She said as she turned to go. I'm sure I heard her mutter something like "Crazy Youth" to herself as she went.
I stepped inside and closed the common room door painting behind me. The common room was painted and furbished purple- my favourite colour, and blue- probably Malfoy's favourite.
Maybe it was just hormones, but was Malfoy hotter than he used to be? He looked musclier. Not the little stick figure boy he used to be. He had obviously been working out. And I liked it!
I ran my hand along the smooth edge of the sofa and sat down. I'd have a look at my room later. I pulled out one of my favourite books from my bag: Parry Hotter. It was a story about a muggle guy trying to get through life's little surprises and stuff like that.
I was so absorbed in my book that I didn't hear the toilet flush and a door slam.
"Well, well, well." Said a voice softly in my right ear
I screamed and jumped aside, my eyes wide in terror.
"Malfoy! You scared the shit out of me!"
He smirked. "Wow, you scare easily, Mudblood. And did I just hear you swear? Uh-uh-uh, that's a no-no." he said, waggling his finger in front of my face. I bit it. Hard.
"Ow! What the f**k was that for, bitch?" he howled.
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~Draco's POV~
"Ow! What the f**k was that for, bitch?" I yelled
"For calling me a mudblood and for treating me like a little kid! I'm not a little girl anymore you know!"
I looked her up and down. She had a point. She was pretty cute. She wasn't the shapeless stick figure she used to be. She had curves, and she was obviously turning into a woman. I licked my lips. She looked at me, disgusted.
"You are such a sick pervert, Malfoy!"
"I'm perfectly healthy, thank you very much!" I answered, grinning. She closed her eyes to keep her temper down.
"You know perfectly well what I mean, anyway, your much cooler now that you aren't about to piss your pants. Shall I remind you that the password is 'rushing waterfalls'? Just in case you need the toilet next time." She said coolly.
I stood there, with my mouth opening and shutting (no sound though). I knew my cheeks were going pink. She took that opportunity to grab her stuff and slip away upstairs to her room. I continued to stand there dumbstruck, until I regained my senses and marched to her now locked door. She had put the Evanescence album on (A/N- As head boy & girl they get magic stereos which only work in Hogwarts, but go haywire in the muggle world.)
"Well, everyone has to go to the toilet sometime!" I managed to splutter.
"I can't hear you, Sorry!" she answered, whilst turning her music up even louder
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Sooo. watcha all think? Crap? Good? Well, whatever you think, tell me by reviewing. I'll consider any suggestions you may have! If you liked this story, you can check out my other one, which is called 'getting to know your enemy', another Draco/Hermione romance (I know, I should write something other than that, and I swear I will soon!). Anywayz, don't forget to review!
Luv: Shel ^_^