This chapter is dedicated to my friend Richard Head. Call her Dick for
short (get it? Richard Head = Dick Head? I'm sorry Bec. I'm such a bitch.
I still don't own the Harry Potter characters although I wish very much I
owned Malfoy.
Thank you to all my reviewers and, looklike300, I'm sorry I have no idea
how to do the HTML thing cos I just put spaces in when I'm typing my
stories up. It doesn't work as well as I hope but yeah. My friend says to
do the HTML thing you have to save it as an HTML file before you upload it.
I dunno. Ask someone else, and when you find out please e-mail me so I can
do that in my stories.
An Issue with the Bathroom
~Chapter 2- Food fight~
The great hall was bustling with people who were talking, laughing and eating.
"So how's life living with a ferret?" asked Harry
"Ugh, don't ask!" replied Hermione
Ron said nothing, as he was too busy stuffing his face.
"Hey, where's Neville?" asked Hermione. Harry and Ron looked up.
"Ah gungo, habn't feen him for abes." Said Ron, spraying food everywhere. Harry wrinkled his nose.
Suddenly Neville walked in rubbing his leg. His face brightened when he saw Harry, Ron and Hermione.
"Hi guys!" he said running over (still rubbing his leg)
"I fell through the vanishing st-" at that point Neville had fallen over and his flailing hand had knocked a plate down (like a seesaw effect).
~Slow Motion bit (try to use your imaginations a bit here)~
Neville fell to the ground with a dull thump, but everyone's eyes were following the green jelly sailing through the air (except perhaps the Slytherins, who were too busy laughing at Neville)
Neville turned his head to also watch the flying jelly. Then his eyes darted to the Slytherin table to where the jelly was headed.
"Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo.!" Neville shouted in the freakishly deep slow mo voice that they use in the movies.
'Splat!' The sound echoed through the great hall.
Several people nearby gasped, but others were craning their necks still trying to see who had been hit with the jelly.
~End Slow mo bit~
Draco Malfoy slowly raised a hand to wipe the green stuff off. Yes.
The green jelly had hit Draco Malfoy. Right. In. the. Face.
People held their breaths. Colin Creevey's camera fell out of his hand.
Silence for a few seconds as Malfoy scowled and wiped the gunk out of his eyes. Then he saw Neville.
"You little piece of shit!" he screamed clambering over the table, grabbing a bowl of mashed potatoes with him.
The look of shock on Neville's face was replaced with that of fear. He scrambled up off the ground.
Malfoy threw the bowl in his hand with all his might. Neville ducked.
Instead, the mashed potatoes got the person directly behind Neville. Hermione.
Again, the hall froze.
Hermione chuckled as she picked up a plate of beans.
"You're dead now, shitboy. FOODFIGHT!!!" she yelled as she launched the beans into the air.
Everyone either screamed and ducked, or screamed and grabbed some food to throw.
The teachers watched, dumbfounded until Snape regained his senses and bellowed "SILENCE!!!" while firing orange fireworks in the air.
Everyone stopped what they were doing at once, still holding handfuls of food.
"Er, thank you Severus." Said Dumbledore, looking around the room.
Amazingly even though the food fight only lasted about half a minute there seemed to be food in every corner of the great hall. It seems Peeves had joined in the commotion as well.
"Er, I guess if we've finished our dinner, we'll have to tidy up a bit. Um, could the prefects please help supervise the cleaning. The rest of you, off you trot to your dormitories. I trust you'll want to take a nice hot bath and get to sleep."
People murmured their agreement and dropped their bits of food to make their way to their house dorms.
Hermione turned to Harry, Ron, Ginny and Neville.
"That was wicked!!!" exclaimed Ron.
"Did you see the look on Malfoy's face?!?" Harry grinned.
"Yeah, that was pretty funny," said Ginny. "I've got to help supervise the clean up. See you guys later. See ya Mione!"
"Miss Granger!" called an icy voice. It was Snape.
"That's a detention for both you and Mr Malfoy for wreaking havoc. Unfortunately I cannot find him at the moment, but I trust you'll tell him."
He turned to Neville. Neville cowered. "Mr Longbottom, that's fifty points off Gryffindor for being a totally abysmal idiot!" he spat.
When Snape was out of earshot, Harry and Ron immediately started rambling and insulting Snape. Hermione didn't even bother to listen.
"Listen, guys, I'm going to go take a bath and go to bed, ok? See ya tomorrow."
They exchanged quick goodbyes and Hermione departed.
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Hi everyone again. I think that chapter was slightly longer than the other one so that's pretty good. Okay, I'm too tired to say much tonight so just do me a favour and review. I swear it won't take more than a few minutes of your precious time and I'll greatly appreciate it. Thanks again to my reviewers. Till next time!
^_^ Shel
An Issue with the Bathroom
~Chapter 2- Food fight~
The great hall was bustling with people who were talking, laughing and eating.
"So how's life living with a ferret?" asked Harry
"Ugh, don't ask!" replied Hermione
Ron said nothing, as he was too busy stuffing his face.
"Hey, where's Neville?" asked Hermione. Harry and Ron looked up.
"Ah gungo, habn't feen him for abes." Said Ron, spraying food everywhere. Harry wrinkled his nose.
Suddenly Neville walked in rubbing his leg. His face brightened when he saw Harry, Ron and Hermione.
"Hi guys!" he said running over (still rubbing his leg)
"I fell through the vanishing st-" at that point Neville had fallen over and his flailing hand had knocked a plate down (like a seesaw effect).
~Slow Motion bit (try to use your imaginations a bit here)~
Neville fell to the ground with a dull thump, but everyone's eyes were following the green jelly sailing through the air (except perhaps the Slytherins, who were too busy laughing at Neville)
Neville turned his head to also watch the flying jelly. Then his eyes darted to the Slytherin table to where the jelly was headed.
"Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo.!" Neville shouted in the freakishly deep slow mo voice that they use in the movies.
'Splat!' The sound echoed through the great hall.
Several people nearby gasped, but others were craning their necks still trying to see who had been hit with the jelly.
~End Slow mo bit~
Draco Malfoy slowly raised a hand to wipe the green stuff off. Yes.
The green jelly had hit Draco Malfoy. Right. In. the. Face.
People held their breaths. Colin Creevey's camera fell out of his hand.
Silence for a few seconds as Malfoy scowled and wiped the gunk out of his eyes. Then he saw Neville.
"You little piece of shit!" he screamed clambering over the table, grabbing a bowl of mashed potatoes with him.
The look of shock on Neville's face was replaced with that of fear. He scrambled up off the ground.
Malfoy threw the bowl in his hand with all his might. Neville ducked.
Instead, the mashed potatoes got the person directly behind Neville. Hermione.
Again, the hall froze.
Hermione chuckled as she picked up a plate of beans.
"You're dead now, shitboy. FOODFIGHT!!!" she yelled as she launched the beans into the air.
Everyone either screamed and ducked, or screamed and grabbed some food to throw.
The teachers watched, dumbfounded until Snape regained his senses and bellowed "SILENCE!!!" while firing orange fireworks in the air.
Everyone stopped what they were doing at once, still holding handfuls of food.
"Er, thank you Severus." Said Dumbledore, looking around the room.
Amazingly even though the food fight only lasted about half a minute there seemed to be food in every corner of the great hall. It seems Peeves had joined in the commotion as well.
"Er, I guess if we've finished our dinner, we'll have to tidy up a bit. Um, could the prefects please help supervise the cleaning. The rest of you, off you trot to your dormitories. I trust you'll want to take a nice hot bath and get to sleep."
People murmured their agreement and dropped their bits of food to make their way to their house dorms.
Hermione turned to Harry, Ron, Ginny and Neville.
"That was wicked!!!" exclaimed Ron.
"Did you see the look on Malfoy's face?!?" Harry grinned.
"Yeah, that was pretty funny," said Ginny. "I've got to help supervise the clean up. See you guys later. See ya Mione!"
"Miss Granger!" called an icy voice. It was Snape.
"That's a detention for both you and Mr Malfoy for wreaking havoc. Unfortunately I cannot find him at the moment, but I trust you'll tell him."
He turned to Neville. Neville cowered. "Mr Longbottom, that's fifty points off Gryffindor for being a totally abysmal idiot!" he spat.
When Snape was out of earshot, Harry and Ron immediately started rambling and insulting Snape. Hermione didn't even bother to listen.
"Listen, guys, I'm going to go take a bath and go to bed, ok? See ya tomorrow."
They exchanged quick goodbyes and Hermione departed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hi everyone again. I think that chapter was slightly longer than the other one so that's pretty good. Okay, I'm too tired to say much tonight so just do me a favour and review. I swear it won't take more than a few minutes of your precious time and I'll greatly appreciate it. Thanks again to my reviewers. Till next time!
^_^ Shel