Hola everyone! Coma estas? I am bueno and I have a new story! Spongebob is
getting married! Oh it will be just like legally blonde2 and my big fat
Greek wedding! There is something you all have to know. This Mary-sue
business is driving me insane! If you have a Mary-sue review for my story
please be so kind to keep it to yourself. I will add characters to
Spongebob IF I WANT TO SO BUT OUT! This is my story. Gracias!
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Aqua: OH GOD NOT A SEQUEL!
Marina: ooh the camera is looking over here smile aqua!
Aqua: (speaks through gritted teeth) not now marina!
Marina: say hi to the camera baby! Yeah!
Narrator: in aqua's arms is her newborn baby. (but keep this in mind Spongebob and aqua are not married yet the baby came early)
Aqua: your scaring her!
Marina: well I want to remember the first day my best friends baby came to her new home.
Aqua: errrrrrr!
Marina: can I tell the baby a story?
Aqua: (hesitates) sure why not.
Marina: I'm going to tell you the story of the three little barnacles. It goes like this
Once upon a time there were three little barnacles, the papa barnacle, the momma barnacle, and the baby barnacle. They were all very stupid and refused to take criticism from anyone. One day the momma barnacle said she needed to go to the bathroom so she went to the kitchen. The papa barnacle said the baby's milk was too cold so he stuck it in the freezer to get colder. That after noon the three little barnacles went to the park. The papa barnacle accidentally drops the baby into some mud. "Oh no!" he says now the baby is dirty. So the he rubs more mud on the baby.
The momma barnacle raps the baby barnacle in a warm blanket. Then the baby says "momma I so hot". Then the momma says okay and wraps the baby in more blankets. Aaaahhhh! The baby screams. Later the three little barnacles go groceries shopping. The momma barnacle says I need to buy a cake and then she picks up a pie. Then the papa barnacle says "honey that's not a cake that's a pen"! the momma barnacle goes into the bathroom to change the baby, she accidentally spills powder on the baby. "Oops" says the momma barnacle "now the baby is powdery". And with that the momma barnacle pours more powder on the baby.. and then...
Aqua: snap back to reality! That story made no sense at all!
Marina: I made it up.
Aqua: I figured that.
Narrator: (knocks at the door)
Aqua: yes?!
Narrator: its aqua's friend Ariana.
Ariana: hi
Aqua: uh
Ariana: oh what a cute baby! What's her name?
Aqua: legend square pants
Krusty krab
Mr. Krabs: legend squarepants?! What were you thinking when you named your daughter legend?
Spongebob: it was aqua's idea. It was also her idea to call her Divine legend.
Mr. Krabs: what?
Narrator: squidward comes in looking weather beaten.
Spongebob: what's up with you?
Squidward: that ape is to active, she would not let me sleep last night.
Mr. Krabs: what did she do? Tickle you to death!
Squidward: it just so happens that OW!
Narrator: a coconut drops from the ceiling on to squidwards head.
Squidward: eeeeerrrrrrrrrr!
Spongebob: I will see you guy's tomorrow. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~ How was that everyone? If you have a good review I would like to hear it. If you hated it just shut up cause I'm not listening! Gracias!
Aqua: OH GOD NOT A SEQUEL!
Marina: ooh the camera is looking over here smile aqua!
Aqua: (speaks through gritted teeth) not now marina!
Marina: say hi to the camera baby! Yeah!
Narrator: in aqua's arms is her newborn baby. (but keep this in mind Spongebob and aqua are not married yet the baby came early)
Aqua: your scaring her!
Marina: well I want to remember the first day my best friends baby came to her new home.
Aqua: errrrrrr!
Marina: can I tell the baby a story?
Aqua: (hesitates) sure why not.
Marina: I'm going to tell you the story of the three little barnacles. It goes like this
Once upon a time there were three little barnacles, the papa barnacle, the momma barnacle, and the baby barnacle. They were all very stupid and refused to take criticism from anyone. One day the momma barnacle said she needed to go to the bathroom so she went to the kitchen. The papa barnacle said the baby's milk was too cold so he stuck it in the freezer to get colder. That after noon the three little barnacles went to the park. The papa barnacle accidentally drops the baby into some mud. "Oh no!" he says now the baby is dirty. So the he rubs more mud on the baby.
The momma barnacle raps the baby barnacle in a warm blanket. Then the baby says "momma I so hot". Then the momma says okay and wraps the baby in more blankets. Aaaahhhh! The baby screams. Later the three little barnacles go groceries shopping. The momma barnacle says I need to buy a cake and then she picks up a pie. Then the papa barnacle says "honey that's not a cake that's a pen"! the momma barnacle goes into the bathroom to change the baby, she accidentally spills powder on the baby. "Oops" says the momma barnacle "now the baby is powdery". And with that the momma barnacle pours more powder on the baby.. and then...
Aqua: snap back to reality! That story made no sense at all!
Marina: I made it up.
Aqua: I figured that.
Narrator: (knocks at the door)
Aqua: yes?!
Narrator: its aqua's friend Ariana.
Ariana: hi
Aqua: uh
Ariana: oh what a cute baby! What's her name?
Aqua: legend square pants
Krusty krab
Mr. Krabs: legend squarepants?! What were you thinking when you named your daughter legend?
Spongebob: it was aqua's idea. It was also her idea to call her Divine legend.
Mr. Krabs: what?
Narrator: squidward comes in looking weather beaten.
Spongebob: what's up with you?
Squidward: that ape is to active, she would not let me sleep last night.
Mr. Krabs: what did she do? Tickle you to death!
Squidward: it just so happens that OW!
Narrator: a coconut drops from the ceiling on to squidwards head.
Squidward: eeeeerrrrrrrrrr!
Spongebob: I will see you guy's tomorrow. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~ How was that everyone? If you have a good review I would like to hear it. If you hated it just shut up cause I'm not listening! Gracias!