Buenos noches! I just felt like writing so that's what im going to do! Read and review! You guys should hear about aqua's new job! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~

Aqua: Spongebob! Spongebob! Turn off the light please.

Spongebob: what? Huh?

Aqua: turn off the light.

Spongebob: mmmm..

Aqua: SPONGEBOB! TURN OFF THE DAMN LIGHT!!!

(Spongebob falls out of bed)

Spongebob: yes dear.

Gary: keep it down you will wake up marina!

Marina: dad I am still awake! I would be able to sleep if you got your foot out of my face!

Aqua: you have feet?

Spongebob: uh I cant sleep.

Snelli: I could tell you all a bedtime story.

Marina: (sarcastically) oh boy.

Snelli: I'm going to tell you the story of the night before Christmas. It was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a ..

Aqua: snail!

Snelli: how does the rest of the story go?

Marina: this isn't working mother. Let me tell everyone a story. When I'm done somebody else can pick up. Once upon a time there was this guy called Santa Claus. He lived in a...

Aqua: shack near the Bahamas. His real name was santy clausa and he was married to a..

Spongebob: starfish named Patricka. This starfish was so stupid that she cooked pizza in the ocean! One-day patricka was walking when a huge shadow passed over head it was the shape of a...

Gary: light bulb. This was a light bulb from outer space! It came to ruin Christmas! The light bulb swooped down and..

Snelli: picked up a duster and swept the floor with it. Then suddenly a barnacle named...

Aqua: ariana appeared with a broom stick and beat the wild light bulb to death...

Spongebob: (snores)

Marina: he probably fell asleep because the story was boring!

Snelli: hey! You started it!

Marina: well aqua ended it!

Aqua: no Spongebob did!

Gary: he is asleep!

Narrator: the idiots continue arguing like this. When suddenly the light go out.

Marina: (screams)

Snelli: (laughs nervously) I think the power just went out.

Aqua: no it was sugar-coated barnacles rising from the pits of candy land! What the heck do you think happened!?

Snelli: don't take that tone with me young lady!

Aqua: I'm an adult! I will do what ever the heck I want!

Gary: does squidward know you're over here snelli?

(Some where in the house there is a cracking sound)

Aqua: (panic stricken) what was that?

Marina: Spongebob wake up! SPONGEBOB!

Aqua: he's gone! Snelli: maybe that's Spongebob down stairs.

Gary: I doubt it. Its probably a burglar coming to..

All: SHUT UP!

(In another room legend is crying)

Aqua: oh now look what you did you woke the baby!

Gary: who cares about the baby were in serious trouble here!

(Creepy music starts to play)

Marina: this is way to freaky! I'm calling the cops!

(There's a noise at the door)

Aqua: oh!

(The police pull up)

Police: what seems to be the problem?

(All try to talk at once)

Police 2: we got the burglar!

Aqua: phew!

(Next day)

Gary: boy I'm sure glad we got rid of that burglar!

Aqua: Spongebob is still missing. Should we call the police?

Snelli: I'm sure he is fine. Maybe he left early for work.

(marina comes down the stairs)

marina: you will never guess who just called me from jail!

Aqua: don't say it.

Gary: I give up who?

Aqua: SPONGEBOB!