Sirius Black and the Lyrics of Misfortune

Author: Marie Black a. k.a. Sirius' Secret Lover

Summary: Ok, hey, I'm back! Sirius keeps every 7th year in the Boy's Dorm by singing! Ah! Singing songs from The Beatles! I love The Beatles, but oh no, Sirius likes these dreams and can't seem to stop! Oh no!

"You know I love you...love me do...."

"Sirius?"

"Love, love me do you know I love you I'll always be true so please..love me do..love me do."

"Sirius! Listen!"

"With love from me to you..I got lips that long to kiss you..if there's anything that you want..with love from me to you.."

"Sirius, please, quit singing!"

"To you .to you..."

"She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah.. you think you've lost your love...It's you she's thinking of.."

James Potter was mad. He was trying to sleep when an uncanny voice of Sirius Black rang out off-key, singing songs from The Beatles.

"Sirius! It's been 2 bloody hours! I need sleep!"

"She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah.with a love like that, you know you should be glaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh!"

"Sirius!"

"I want to youhannnnnnd I want to hold you hand. Oh please say to me, you'll let me be your man.. you'll let me hold hand."

"Wha' hap'ning?" Remus woke up.

"And when I touch you, I feel happy inside.yeah you, got that something...when I feel like something I want to hold your hand!!!!!!!"

"DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!"

"Sirius, you woke up Peter!"

"I don't care much for money, money can't buy me love!"

"It's been hard day's night.."

And no one got any sleep that night.

*******Breakfast*********

"Hey guys! Jeez James, you look like you haven't sleep in weeks!" Sirius said, pointing to the dark circles under James' eyes.

"More like days," Remus coughed.

"Huh, say something, Rem?"

Remus shook his head. "No, but Sirius, do you have.nightmares?"

James' eyes lit up. Sirius would tell them if he had some nightmares where he was stuck with Paul McCartney..

Sirius laughed. "No, but I was having these spiffy dreams where I was one of The Beatles!"

Peter, Remus, and James' mouth dropped in horror. He enjoyed his dreams!

"Well, um, I don't have a problem with The Beatles, but Sirius, you were singing in you dreams...and it kinda woke us all---"

"Lily! How have you been milady?"

Lily giggled. "Fine Sirius, but I'm here to see James."

Remus glared at James. "James, we are trying to...." He shook his head in Sirius' direction.

"Oh yeah. Lils, we um, have to-"

"But James! You promised that you would take me to Hogsmead today!"

"Oh, hold on a sec."

Remus and Peter followed James to the end of the table when Lily wasn't there.

"Ok, I don't like to leave Lily alone with Sirius so hurry up."

Remus spoke up first. "You can't go! Sirius needs help!"

James sighed. "Ok, I'll come back early, is that ok?"

Remus sighed. "Whatever."

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