The Twelve Days of Christmas... FFVII style..
A/N: So many people have done their own little parody of this, even Sae. But I haven't found a Final Fantasy VII one yet!! So here I go!!
Characters: Ain't mine, I want 'em, but can't have 'em.
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On the first day of Christmas, Cloud gave to me,
A case of hair gel times three.
On the second day of Christmas, Tifa gave to me,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the third day of Christmas, Barret gave to me,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Aeris gave to me,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Nanaki gave to me,
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Cait Sith gave to me,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Yuffie gave-er, stole from me,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Vincent gave to me,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Cid gave to me,
nine used cigarettes,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Hojo gave to me,
ten jars of ooze,
nine used cigarettes,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me,
eleven painful speaches,
ten jars of ooze,
nine used cigarettes,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Sephiroth gave to me,
twelve screwed up flashbacks,
eleven painful speaches,
ten jars of ooze,
nine used cigarettes,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
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Blah!
A/N: So many people have done their own little parody of this, even Sae. But I haven't found a Final Fantasy VII one yet!! So here I go!!
Characters: Ain't mine, I want 'em, but can't have 'em.
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On the first day of Christmas, Cloud gave to me,
A case of hair gel times three.
On the second day of Christmas, Tifa gave to me,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the third day of Christmas, Barret gave to me,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Aeris gave to me,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Nanaki gave to me,
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Cait Sith gave to me,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Yuffie gave-er, stole from me,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Vincent gave to me,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Cid gave to me,
nine used cigarettes,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Hojo gave to me,
ten jars of ooze,
nine used cigarettes,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Rufus gave to me,
eleven painful speaches,
ten jars of ooze,
nine used cigarettes,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Sephiroth gave to me,
twelve screwed up flashbacks,
eleven painful speaches,
ten jars of ooze,
nine used cigarettes,
eight demons a-cackling,
negative seven green materia,
six dice-a-rollin',
five combs of death,
four sappy death scenes,
three swear phrases,
two upper-cuts,
and a case of hair gel times three.
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Blah!