GOHAN'S MOM

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hey....this is the product of me and my best friend on the phone, both hyper, with WAY too much time on our hands. I came up

with the idea, and she helped me with the lyrics. And if you are wondering, yes her mind is as sick as mine if not more. This

is Jewel singing the song, just because we felt like it. Oh, and since the lyrics just weren't working out for me and

Chelsea, Jewel has finally come out of the closet and has announced he is bi (no offence to anyone). And for all of you that

are having a blonde day like i am, Gohan's mom is Chi-Chi. Well, here is the extremely messed up version of Stacy's Mom,

Gohan's Mom!

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Gohan's mom has got it going on

Gohan's mom has got it going on

Gohan's mom has got it going on

Gohan's mom has got it going on



Gohan can I come over after scho-o-o-o-ol (after school)

We can hang around by the po-o-o-o-o-o-o-ol (ta-a-ble)

Did your mom get back from the Other World? (did she or not?)

Boy your mom is a really fi-i-ine gi-i-i-i-irl (fi-i-ine girl)

You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be

I'm all grown up now baby can't you see

Gohan's mom has got it going on

She's all I want and I've waited for so long

Gohan can't you see your just not the guy for me (*A/n: see? the lyrics dont really work with a guy...*)

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Gohan's mom

Gohan do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)

Your mom came out with just a towel o-o-o-o-on (towel on)

I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (way she stared)

And the way she said, "you missed a spot over the-e-e-e-ere" (spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy

but since Goku walked out Chi-Chi could use a guy like me

Gohan's mom has got it going on

She's all I want and I've waited for so long

Gohan can't you see your just not the guy for me

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Gohan's mom

*guitar solo done by Jewel, of course*

(Gohan's mom has got it going on) She's got it goin on

(She's all I want and I've waited for so long) waited and waited

(Gohan can't you see your just not the guy for me)

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with

(Gohan's mom, oh oh Gohan's mom, oh oh) I'm in love with

(Gohan's mom, oh oh Gohan's mom, oh oh) Wait a minute

(Gohan can't you see your just not the guy for me)

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Gohan's mom

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Messed up, ain't it? leave it to me and chelsea to come up with something like this... later days!

~Abzie~