Chase and Sarah vs. David

"Sarah, come on we can't miss David make a fool of himself." Chase shouted up the stairs of the fine, little apartment.
"Okay here I am." Sarah walked down the stairs in an elegant, light purple dress.
The bottom of the dress was see-through. So Sarah wore a small white petticoat under it.
"Well let's go see him." Chance said while fiddling with her blue shimmer dress. "Man this will be soooooo cool." An evil smile spread across Chance's face.
We aren't really going to do anything are we?" Sarah looked worried of course. She's the goody-girl with the brain.
"Of course we won't. Well at least not yet, but come on Sarah!" Sarah looked astonished at Chance. Thinking fast Chance said, "I'll get you hooked up with Jack. Think of it, all the time you'll be kissing Jack, Hugging Jack, and hey, maybe you'll even get married." Jack was the key to opening the door of Sarah.
"Well... okay fine let's go!" Sarah ran off, eager to get started.

At David's Speech

" So you see, mc=k1-No that's not right. Let me start over. Mc is the same as kk2 because the moisture in the mc's liquid holds the same amount of friction as kk2's sold part." David spoke to the crowd.
Some of them were listening and others were sleeping. Two were sneaking towards the stage entrance. These two were Chance and Sarah with some sticky string, which would later be known as crazy string to throw on David.
So when they got to the stag, Chance and Sarah waited until David turned towards the judges to accept his prize. Then they threw the string at David and ran giggling along with the crowd.
" UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH" cried David. Then he mutered something under his breathe and ran off the stage with the "funnies presentation" award.

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"CHANCE, SARAH!!!!!!!" David yelled up the stares and they rushed down in our normal clothes trying to keep a straight face when they saw his.
David was a bright purple color, just like Sarah's dress but when they reached him it all went blood red.
"Woo David that's some anger you have there"
"Yeah," Sarah chimed in " you do look pretty mad."
"Well I have good reason to be looking ugly right now." David smirked "Unlike some." he stared meaningfully at me.
"David, David, David, you don't get it." Sarah looked at him. "We meant uglier than usual."
Then Sarah and Chance raced up stares to plot their next attack on him.