Hello my fellow inferior human pig smellies. I have put my story on hold for a while, you know, only this and nothing more. I just had to get away from it for a while. But that doesn't mean I'm totally giving up writing. An idea struck me while I was reading my Vampire Lestat book. I thought, you know, no one has done an IZ/queen of the damned cross over. I figured it'd be interesting. This one I plan to finish, as the plot is already done for me. It might suck, I don't know, but it's something new to try. I have a skeleton idea of how it will go. Here are the characters. I also plan to make some points the movie didn't include. This isn't making fun of Anne Rice, because I love her work, but its simply retelling the story with the Iz cast, which are naturally funny. Here you go.

Zim-Lestat: They both have a few things in common. For instance, they both have huge egos and can be self-centered. They are also both cuties ~_^. Zim as a vampire might be interesting. The only differences I see in Lestat and Zim is their view on humans. While Zim finds them to be slimy balls of filth, Lestat finds everything about them beautiful. They both have sort of a bleak past as well. I think it's a good idea, don't you?

Tak-Akasha: Both seem to want vengeance and find humans to be quite inferior. If Tak were a human, I'm sure she would find males inferior to females like Akasha. I don't know it just fits.

Ari-Jesse: Lets face it, they are both kind, sweet, soft spoken girls. Both are also very curious, which often leads to trouble.

Red-Marius: Eh, doesn't seem to fit well. I can't really think of someone of the IZ cast who fits Marius. A point, though, is that Magnus created Lestat, not Marius. I'm just leaving it as is though. I need help on this one.

Dib-band person- I figured he could play the guitar for zim's band.

Tenn-keyboard/drum chick-nuff said.

Skoodge-bass guitar player

Zita and popular blonde girl-girls who get fed on by Lestat in the beginning

Purple-David or whatever his name is who is head of the Talamasca and has been tracking Marius.

Raven-Zim's manager (had to fit her in there somewhere, but not really as a main character.)

Nny-Jhonen-two of the vampires who rebel against Akasha in the end (hehehe, had to have Johnny and Jhonen make a scene.)

Devi-Maharet- eh, I'm not sure about this one. I was running out of characters.

Well, tell me what you think. I'll get started as soon as I get a review. I plan on calling this " Queen of the Doomed" Corney, yes, but it fits, nonetheless. Please Read and Review.